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My girlfriend is a music production major, Yin Zhe. She said that her annual income after graduation was100000. Is it true?/You don't say.
I also have friends with music producers. He had his own works when he was a freshman, and signed a contract with a music company and won some prizes.
Do you know how much he earns a year? In the first year, it was only over 80 thousand, which was not enough to buy equipment I earned a little more in the second year, about 1.5 million yuan. It's the third year now.
China has a population of over one billion, and only about 500,000 people have an annual income of over 1000, that is, only 1 person exceeds 1000.
She became one in 15,000 as soon as she graduated? I don't think she graduated from music production, but from bragging.
Music producers are not artists or singers. Music learners are better than ordinary people these days, but they are definitely not top-notch. If you are an artist, you will suddenly become popular, so you have a chance to earn 10 million.
She said that if she can earn10 million, she will take out her ability to earn10 million, take out her works that she thinks are good, or sell them at a high price. If she can't come up with any, what can she do after graduation? Which company would want her?
Really by undressing? You may not know that there is a joke in the music industry that if you marry a music major, you will find yourself an ancestor.
Music production major sounds quite advanced, but in fact it is often not as good as a contractor, just like Shanghai Conservatory of Music. Do you know what those graduates did after they came out?
Most of them are teachers, because only teachers can get a good salary and earn a good income. If the school is better, there will still be 200,000-300,000 a year. Anyway, I haven't heard from my friends who graduated from the Conservatory of Music that people in their school earn tens of millions of dollars a year.
Do you really think that10 million is small? As your girl said, it's not that she's not used to living in a villa, so what did she live in before? If she doesn't earn10 million after graduation and can't live the life she wants, do you think she will shift the pressure on you?
I have a feeling that she wants to break up with you. What she said means that she can't accept an ordinary life. Of course, I don't know what kind of life she used to lead.
I just read other people's answers. I don't know the answer. I think, if space needs two bombs and one satellite,100000 is underestimated. Join the school recruit early, don't miss it.
What is the concept of100000? There are many independent musicians who can write, sing and compose music. How many of them can make an annual income of 6,543,800+million? In other words, those who signed the company with their real names in a good voice may not have an annual income of10 million. How ignorant is the annual income of 654.38+million after graduation? Paranoia is a disease, you have to see a doctor.
I haven't graduated. Isn't that what I said? How many people know unknown music producers after graduation? How many conservatories of music and music producers in China have graduated, all with an annual income of tens of millions? Does your girlfriend have any works sung by celebrities at present? Are there any popular works on the Internet? Has anyone bought her tracks at present? Is the father at home strong or michel platini's connections strong? The pattern of100000 is very small, and we have to achieve a small goal.
This is probably the income of famous alumni. That's a rare case, not your girlfriend! Wake up.
The pattern is small, with at least 1 small target.
Say conservative, say 1 100 million is afraid of your inferiority.
Probably can't find the right job.
She may be drawing cakes for you, but you have to believe her, she has never experienced society.
Anything is possible! The key is whether I am worth the price.
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