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Can't write a composition Help! ! About 400 words
"Butyl poison &; Hllip& amphllip "Class is over. Many students took out their carefully designed paper planes and ran to the playground to fly into the sky. "Look, look at my Invincible in the World!" I saw Wang's plane slowly drifting to the fourth floor with the wind, and then landed safely in the corridor on the fourth floor. Then, there was another cry. Several planes collided in the air and finally flew out of the campus. Because folding paper planes will affect campus hygiene, Mr. Zhu ordered all planes to be thrown into the trash can. In this way, the "airplane wind" stopped.
As soon as the "airplane wind" was sent away, the "racing wind" immediately began. This time, the racing wind is very strong. Almost overnight, all the boys in the class had a beautiful and exquisite racing car. Between classes, boys can be seen fighting in both corridors and classrooms. Colorful racing cars rampaged on the ground. "Go, wind shadow!" " I saw Li's wind shadow passing through five passes and six generals, leaving all the other cars behind and far ahead. Look, he's so happy that the boys behind him gnash their teeth!
Later, our class appeared "stuck wind" and "wandering wind" and so on. This is really "a gust of wind has not stopped, and a gust of wind has started again"!
This is a popular style in our class, isn't it?
Fashion in our class.
Our class can be described as the fashion pioneer class of that year, and what is popular in the class from time to time. In my impression, the funniest thing is the Wind of Weapons.
As soon as I entered the class, I sat and rested in my seat. Suddenly, Xie picked up a small knife rest around my neck and shouted, "robbery!" " My heart suddenly came to my throat. After that, he won't take the wrong medicine or stop taking it. He brought a knife into the classroom to rob. I'm too scared to move. This sword has no eyes. If you are not careful, you will die a fresh life. Suddenly, Xie burst out laughing, and the people watching the "performance" couldn't help laughing. I didn't react at the moment, and I was still immersed in fear. Xie tried to hold back his belly smile and said, "I'm, I'm kidding you." The students nearby laughed out of breath. A flock of crows flew over my head ... and were played.
With the arrival of everyone, there are more and more "killing weapons". There is a missile, but taking it off is a pen; There is a bomb, but it is actually a pen eraser; There is a long gun. If the spear head is removed, it is only a black pen. There are many kinds of such things, which are difficult to explain, but not practical. Some people tried to scare me with these things, but I learned my lesson and won't be cheated again. They had a good time under the teacher's eyes all morning.
In the afternoon, in order to catch up with this "weapon wind", I also bought a telescopic knife with a spring on the handle. It is very useful to scare people with this thing. As soon as I entered the class, I couldn't help but take out my telescopic knife, poke it hard in my stomach, and then pretend to be in pain. People around me exclaimed, and I was secretly happy. After I pulled out my knife, I pressed a small mechanism on the handle, and the blade immediately changed color, and some bright red colors appeared. The onlookers were stunned, which made me even more proud. Such a simple and ingenious design makes people fondle it.
Suddenly, the Chinese teacher appeared on the platform. I wanted to leave, but it was too late. "Bring it up, your toy!" The teacher said sternly. I dare not disobey the teacher's orders, so I have to pick up the knife obediently. "Who else brought this toy? Hand it in! " The teacher gave the order. The classroom was silent, and no one dared to say anything. "Hurry up, I know there must be someone." The teacher is angry. Liu Yufeng was the first to hand over his weapon, and then one by one went to the podium to "surrender". A pile of "weapons" was immediately placed on the table of the podium. The teacher picked up some toys and said, "Can you write with peace of mind when you buy so many strange pens?" Pure toys, throw them all away. One of the pens can still be used. Come up and get it yourself. "A group of people flocked to get their pens back.
Finally, the "weapon wind" stopped.
"Crossing" is very popular in our class.
Calm thinking about the popular "crossing" on campus —— Calm thinking about the popular "crossing" in our class. "Time travel" is short for time travel. Popularity refers to an event that a person crosses from his own time and space to another time and space through a certain process for some reason. Many students are keen to watch the novel and TV series Time Travel. Besides telling stories at school every day, they also mentioned "time travel" in their compositions. If you don't say "time travel", you will be called out and you can't do it. Who made it the latest buzzword in China? Among them, the most popular is Hunan Satellite TV's series "Palace Lock Heart Jade", which tells the story of a woman from modern society who traveled back to the Qing Dynasty and had a touching emotional event with her real brother in history. We envy truth and falsehood, and we are all sighing. If only I could cross the Song Dynasty or the Tang Dynasty, bring modern things and tamper with history freely! Yes, I'm tired of studying now, and life after school is too monotonous. In the minds of adults, every day, except sleeping, it is best to leave time for activities. And this kind of story can make us as ordinary people, imagine that we are the characters in the play, walk in front of others, make certain achievements and become people in the time and space with underdeveloped technology and backward education. It's exciting to think about it! Now so many young people are obsessed with such stories because "crossing" provides them with a way to escape pressure. I think this should be one of the reasons why this kind of theme is popular among teenagers. Now, "crossing" has become a trend. Looking through the bookshelves of bookstores and online literature websites, online novels have occupied half of the country; At a glance, you will be surprised to find that a large part of these published or unpublished online novels have so-called "travel" content. However, there are a large number of professional websites and countless participants in online games. In addition, TV series, as a commercial art work, always grasps the social trend and the audience's psychology and is always ready to meet the audience's appreciation needs, so this trend has spread from the internet to the screen. But time-travel drama has the characteristics of online literature and online games; Excessive illusory delusion, too casual, no historical common sense fabrication, too boring nonsense, as long as it is fun, interesting and exciting, how to attract attention. Different from Hollywood movies, the characters in China's time-travel plays often travel through time and space without the help of a time machine. In some stories, characters travel through death. This kind of plot may mislead teenagers and cause serious consequences. It is reported that a sixth-grade pupil committed suicide last year, and the suicide note clearly stated that he hoped to escape to the Tang Dynasty. Who can say that this kind of crossing work is not responsible for this tragedy? There is a chapter on the protection of minors in the ideological and political course of middle school, which clearly puts forward that special protection should be given to minors. Then, under the influence of this kind of crossing works, teenagers have a psychological need to escape from reality and want to tamper with history freely. Can this be regarded as good social protection? Of course, the lack of school protection, the blind pursuit of enrollment rate and the lack of beneficial cultural activities suitable for middle school students' tastes are another reason why teenagers are obsessed with cross-theme works. Therefore, we believe that, first of all, SARFT should do something and strengthen supervision. In addition to being easy to pass in the cultural market, there should also be scientific works that our teenagers can enjoy and are beneficial to their physical and mental health, so as to correctly guide fashion. It is gratifying that officials of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television have recently bluntly criticized the chaotic and shoddy concepts of TV dramas with the theme of "crossing" and put on a "tight spell" for the new wave of fabricating history and nonsense. Secondly, schools should often carry out cultural and sports activities, so that we can deeply appreciate the beauty of campus life and have free time to read extensively to improve our appreciation ability, instead of nagging endless questions and teachers every day. Perhaps only in this way can we not simply respond to the trend and have our own judgment. Finally, we teenagers should set up lofty ideals, study hard scientific and cultural knowledge, and enhance their ability to distinguish. We should not follow the trend and let "crossing" disturb our lives.
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