Humorous jokes about stomachache

The humorous jokes that make your stomach ache are as follows:

1. When I was a child, my mother taught me how to use chopsticks. After a long time, she beat me Now that I'm grown up, I teach my mother how to use a mobile phone. After a long time, she still couldn't beat me.

My son is too naughty. My wife and I educated him. He suddenly said, stop arguing. I don't want to be a monkey. I want to be a goldfish.

3. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face was swollen when he ate mutton, so everyone took him with him every time he ate mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

4. Relatives from their hometown come to Beijing to eat in high-end restaurants, and a service fee of 15% is charged; The waiter's service attitude is very good, sending fruit to tremella soup to send souvenirs. Relatives happily asked the waiter what else you sent. The waiter said with a big smile, "We'll see you out later."

5. I once got acute gastroenteritis and went to the hospital, with terrible pain. My dad came to see me and told me anxiously that this hospital can't even connect to a wifi.

6. My son is six years old, so I went to meet him at school. The teacher said, "Your son is fighting with children at school. I asked him, what's your father's phone number? Your son said I could beat him myself, and I didn't have to call me dad. "

7, the wife said: You are like a kettle, the appearance looks glamorous, but in fact it is filled with water.

8. Ugly girl: I went on a blind date yesterday. Girlfriend: What happened? Ugly girl: He got down on one knee. Girlfriend: No way, this is the first time we have met? Ugly girl: He said my shoelaces were loose and he wanted to tie them for me. Girlfriend: Oh, well, what a romantic man. Ugly girl: meowed, he tied the shoelaces of my left and right feet together, and then turned and ran away.

9. Shopping with my wife, she took a fancy to a shawl and tried it on and found it was too small. I asked my boss, "My wife tried on a smaller size. Do you have a bigger one? " The boss said, "Young man, go and have a look elsewhere. This is already the biggest curtain in my house. "

10, my son was naughty and my father gave him a good beating. The son gritted his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to ask his father for mercy. Later, he firmly declared: you fight, you fight, you can fight whatever you want, but I swear to you: I will get back at your grandson in the future!