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I'll pour you a cup of hot water. You can think of another drink and turn around.
2. What's the big deal about breaking up? I still live every day, sleep when I am tired and laugh when I wake up.
You even hope the impurities in the air have nothing to do with me.
Fool, as long as I am alive, I won't leave you.
5. Happiness is life and life is happiness.
6. I tried my best to keep your heart, but you tried your best to break mine.
7. There always seems to be an unbearable pain in life.
8. The person I love is not you. The person I love has her and I have you, so I am finished with him.
9. A woman meets the right person at the right time, and you don't need to be beautiful.
10, remember to shut up when you are impulsive, because what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.
1 1, I want to find a boyfriend who can give me the best gentleness in the world-
12. After saying good night to each other, you fell asleep, but I started a wonderful journey of missing you.
14, crazy boy, after you left, I realized that the world is dark without you.
15, I'll pour you a cup of hot water. Think of other drinks, and don't blame the cold water later.
Life is like a cup of hot water. When you hold it, it gets cold.
1, alternating current is like our pulse, sometimes there is, sometimes there is not.
You see my teeth are so white, how can you call me shameless?
3. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.
If you mess with me again, I'll tear your intestines out and tie a bow!
She is the girl you can't buy with ten golden mountains, and I am your father who can't drink twenty bottles of wine.
6. You make me sick when you jump. Even if I can't blast you, I really despise you! !
7. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always ask China Mobile to help you tell me that you are sorry!
8. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers of all subjects in the socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.
9. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.
10. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, brother, it is good that you are happy.
1 1, fooling around and being a charming bastard.
12, promises that cannot be made become shackles, and happiness is always out of stock in reality.
13, those conceited people will always crow among the cranes. classic quotations
14, absolutely obey
15, on the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!
16, you called me fat again. Do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? Speaking of which, I scared you to death by a little more than six catties. My mom told me!
17, I will be awakened by myself every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
18, gradually, I learned your habit of speaking. Paranoia, dislike, is a habit.
19, life is like a cup of hot water, which gets cold when you hold it.
20. If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself with rich knowledge, so that I can celebrate the New Year without giving my host any trouble.
2 1. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be born on National Day and die on Qingming Day. When we were born, the whole country celebrated, and when we died, the whole world was sad.
22, can't sleep for a long time in the morning, can't sleep at night!
23. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
24. In my twenties, some people got rid of singles and poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the stupid road.
25. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.
26. The goal of the new year is: to buy 10,000 watches; Buy a million-dollar car; Buy a house of 10 thousand yuan; Find someone willing to lend me 10 thousand.
27. I want to do two things today: 1, I miss you; 2. Lying to you
28, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.
29. A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I was very nervous after hearing this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
When you no longer need me, I even have a dead heart.
I have loved and hated, but I am not willing to be ordinary.
First, I have loved and hated, but I am not willing to be ordinary.
Second, love has not come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.
Third, we always like to use those gorgeous language to cover up those unknown secrets.
Fourth, the warmest thing in the world is the temperature of the lover.
If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person has been single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.
Our sadness lies not in losing yesterday, but in recalling the past. We hold a grudge against some people and haggle over some things. Some people, if you wait, they will not come. It is better to open your heart, give him freedom and give yourself space. There are some things that you don't regret, and nothing will happen again. It is better to ignore the past, some mistakes should be tolerated, and some injuries should be rested. After all, there is no such thing as a fleeting time.
Seven, women are most likely to overestimate two things: one is their beauty, and the other is men's feelings.
Eight, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
Don't complain about high housing prices, low wages and social injustice all day. No matter how high the house price is, someone will always be able to afford it. If the salary is low, you can't afford it. In fact, you complain about social injustice in one sentence: please give me a house, please give me money, please give me a woman! The foundation of home is one's own house. Don't use your mouth to express it for a long time, but put it into action and express it with action.
10. I didn't miss you very much, just set your phone to the only ringtone; I don't miss you very much, but I was hit by a lyric while listening to the song, and there was a short blank in my mind; I don't miss you very much, just want to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I don't miss you very much, but the first thing I think of every time I wake up is you.
Eleven, dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again, I would rather love you silently and not let you know, until, until you fall into the arms of others!
If you want something, don't just expect it. Life is too short to wait.
Thirteen, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.
14. A man's best accessory is the woman around him, so be a diamond that everyone admires, otherwise how can you force him to take you out?
Sometimes, I miss you day and night. But when the person you miss appears in front of you, you feel at ease.
If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
Seventeen, men fall in love because they rush to attack, and women fall in love because they can't dodge.
Eighteen, love is slow, time is fast. Loneliness is long and life is short. You are in a deep, deep loneliness, waiting for me to be stupid.
It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.
Twenty, about your memory, and the memory of you and me; My memory is full of writing your diary.
2 1. No matter how rich you are, how high your status is, and how powerful you are, the person who can have a hard time with you is called a wife, and mistress can only enjoy happiness with you, just like all those who flatter you. When you become poor one day, the only person who will stay with you is the old yellow-faced wife, and your beautiful young lover has already gone to other rich and powerful people!
The deepest love is that after separation, I will be like you in live high.
Twenty-three, two people who have no temper may become together; One who has a temper and one who has no temper may also succeed; When two people with temper are together, they will be separated.
Twenty-four, it's late at night, dreaming of a lovesickness, watching the leaves rustling outside the window.
Twenty-five, all hardships are intentional, this is God training you to give you a heavy responsibility.
Twenty-six, some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never have results. Love is not necessarily owned by one person. If you have someone, you must love her.
Here's to you. I won't look back.
1, you said you were too tired to fall in love with anyone.
2. I am all you have, but you are not me.
The first thing you are tempted by is that I am getting deeper and deeper.
Here's to a glass of hard liquor. I won't look back.
5, you know my original intention, why not a little touched.
6. You always cry when you are drunk at dawn.
7. As long as you once let go and love me again, don't look back.
8. Love that we didn't walk together is doomed to be a scar.
I am most afraid that you will tell her our story as a joke.
10, you won't see your companions if you stay in the future.
1 1, saying that you can't give up and be swallowed up by depravity.
12, she said that she loved you dearly, so she covered her heart. I said I love you, but you told me to go away.
13, I won't come until it clears up, the rain stops and the wind warms up.
14, I also want to learn from you and walk away without looking back, but I am doomed to fail.
15, I waited for the rain and snow in summer, but I never waited for you.
16, why force a smile and pretend to be happy, why put on a mask and pretend to be kind.
17, how long will it take him to know how tired the people waiting for him are.
18, I don't want to lose him. But how can I save this story?
19, I take good care of myself, but I don't like laughing anymore.
20. How can I keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.
2 1, you shake your head, I wave, and this road of life is separated.
22. Try to suppress my tenderness that is about to explode.
23, as always, cold, gentle and not too cruel.
I don't know when I began to feel sad.
25. I think we are both stubborn and will torture each other with love.
26. I am not afraid that you will leave me. The hardest thing for me is never to hear from you again.
27. Don't say no. If we go back in time, what can we catch?
When we first met, no one would have thought that things would come to this.
29. Who can read this loneliness? The lingering nostalgia for life and death is doomed to vanish.
Thank you for taking away all my happiness, teaching me sadness, and then forcing me to be strong.
3 1, I don't want to let go of your hand anyway, although I am in pain.
32. It's nothing to wait for someone to lose. He has his own life, so should you.
33. The people who accompany you should be as happy as I was, indulging in your sweet words.
34. You came into my play, and after I fell into your game, the war raged and I didn't come back at last.
35, but then my feelings for you ended in vain.
I promised myself that I would forget you completely, but I didn't expect to remember that it was a prison.
37. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.
38. Because I know it is impossible to be together, I will like you impudently. This is the most heartbreaking whisper of the summer.
I have a bad memory. Sometimes I forget your name, but I will never forget to love you.
I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future.
4 1, how many helpless unhappy, how many no one can understand.
42. My self-esteem and cowardice can only accompany you here. I liked you, and this is the ending I gave myself.
43. I'm so sorry that you left me like this. You have never loved me, or you just want to play with me.
I want you to wear more clothes and drink less wine and go home early, but I don't know what identity to tell you.
45. I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been trying to embarrass myself.
46. Which street were we walking yesterday? It doesn't matter if you leave today? The love you said turned into smoke.
47. One night, I dreamed that you were white-haired and said that you would take me to wander. I went to a distant place with you without hesitation.
48. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.
49. Love what I love, pick it up and let it go. The tighter love is, the faster it flows. Come with nothing and leave with nothing.
50. There is no empathy in the world. You feel that your heart is torn to blood and your intestines are broken. In fact, others simply can't understand it.
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