Classic funny short sentences

1, world extinction, world chaos. What does it have to do with me?

Change your life with my three fireworks.

3. Born as a hero, died as a ghost. So far, I miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong.

If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

5, you said, I have acne in adolescence, and you envy menopause.

6. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

7. What kind of society are you pretending to be? Oh, oh, so you are the neighborhood committee of African black refugees.

I don't know how much it weighs, do I? Well, there's a drugstore around the corner with a scale. Remember, don't break it for others.

9. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

10, talking about quality, do you deserve it? Aren't you worried that your mouth will rot? What are the skills of barking dogs? Only if you really bit me can it be considered severe.

1 1, don't swear at every turn, just put your mother in your pocket and say.

12, who are you going to hit or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

13, if you dare to mess with me, send your name to the cat-puff hodgepodge and let MOPPER spray you to death.

14, I want this day, I can no longer blindfold, I want this piece of land, I can't bury my heart, I want all beings to understand what I mean, I want all gods to disappear!

15. How about my natural paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

16, I saw you pretending to be weaker every day. When I saw your old mother, I immediately understood what a young lady is and what a young girl is.

17. Will you buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later?

18, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

19, I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.

20. Who is the master of ups and downs in the vast land? Just me, Lord.

2 1, this handsome guy has a delicate mind, clever means, handsome figure and fire. It is really necessary to look good and have big breasts!

22, hair dia, also can't change your age and appearance.

23. What do you have to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you?

24. Do you think that if you say you are a virgin, I won't think you are a treated woman?

25, just a feeling that you look back, reminds me of your dynasty and dusk.

26. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

27. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

28, heaven and earth, I am the only one.

29. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

30, against the sky, there are exceptions, against me, lifeless.

3 1, like a toilet seat. Aren't you afraid of flies? Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

32. Nongfu Spring, which takes a bottle of tap water from his home every day, still feels quite petty.

33. Sleeping at night listening to the wind and rain, iron horse glacier dream.

34. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

35. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

36. Don't always go to Hibika, your home, and look for the prosperous wealth next door with an empty stomach.

37. Looking at flowers in the fog, who is always waiting? Looking at the moon from the balcony, there is no end to time.

38. The so-called weakness is a sin!

39, a glass of wine released soldiers, the picture shows wearing a dagger.

40, in fact, how much I love to see you, you know, one day I can't see your slutty sister, which hurts.

4 1, take a photo, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

42, try to see the natural moat gain wisdom, do not believe that the Central Plains is not surnamed Han.

43. Don't talk about people like that. They also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she had a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

44. When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

45, the husband is not without tears, not sprinkling the parting room.

46. Seeing you is like seeing a small vegetable in the market, 50 cents each.

47. Don't be afraid of what you did to me. Death is fatal. Tell me calmly how you want to die.

48. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.

49. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.

50. When you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what liver fibrosis is.

5 1, the dragon has fallen asleep, and there is a small noise on Qian Shan.

52. I think you are good at mixing. 13, don't forget what kind of dog you are.

53. Wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work,

54. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

You just want to use the rest of me, don't you? Sorry, I still have his heart.

56, said the old woman man is a man with two legs, short oil, it seems that your man is a toad with three legs.

57. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are banned from broadcasting pornographic content.

One day, I will have the right to kill all the people in the world who let me down.

59, born in death, died without injury. Dead people are almost the same as dead people. You should only wander in a foreign land.

60. Blood-stained paintings can't compare with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows. They cover the whole world, but they are always prosperous.

6 1. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?

62. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.

63. Your life is decided by me, not by heaven. You will only be destroyed by waving your hand.

64. Wei Wu mourned Ran Min, the King of Heaven, and destroyed Hu Ling to restore China.

65. If you are still cocky, don't hold on, and hold on to a small steamed bun.

When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

67. You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13.

68. Heaven is too crowded. Who will accompany me to hell?

69. Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.

70, the heart has a tiger, sniffing roses. After the feast, I was in tears.

7 1, tired of walking, he sits here, the dog sits here, one side is high, and people who come over wonder: Whose twin is this?

72. He chased a wild horse. He caught him and rode him when he was a young man of fifteen or twenty years old.

One day, our city will be rated as "Top Ten Hygienic Cities". How can you make them think?

74. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.

75. My life is not up to me. If X kills me, I will kill the sky.

76. You idiot 13 is like a crop in the south. You harvest it three times a year and never rest.

77. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

78. 10,000 rounds of happiness and 1,000 rounds of drunkenness make idle people in the world go to heaven.

79, turn around, a wisp of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow. Will you fight me in the afterlife?

80. I want this day, and I can't cover my eyes; I want this land, but I can't hide it. I want this sentient creature to know what I mean; I hope the Buddha will disappear.

8 1, a sword hates life, short of breath and heroic.

82. If you have a mother and no education, you will be taught how to stab people.

83. How brave did you take to speak to me like this?

84. Where there is a will, there is a way. Go ahead bravely. 102 Qin Guan will eventually return to Chu; Hard-working people, there are unexpected events in the sky, and more than 3,000 armor can swallow Wu!

85. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.

86. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

87. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?

88. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. Why do you want to save it for flushing the toilet?

89. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

90. Jiangshan's blood-stained picture scroll can't compare with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows. It will cover the whole world, but it will never be a prosperous time.

9 1, I would have thrown you away if the teacher hadn't told me not to throw garbage everywhere.

92. Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish.

93. Don't let the whole world crowd you and cry that you are a bully.

94. My ambition is to defeat the world with my sword. Will be one of the sword, proved the whole world, the other side of the void.

95. You think you are Popeye, and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?