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How did Yang Yuhuan become a long-lived princess?

/e4d de 7 1 190 ef 76 c 6 e 74d 8 ee 296 16 fdfaae 5 1675 f? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/quality, q _ 85 Yang Yuhuan, whose parents died, was killed by his uncle Hsuan Yang when he was ten years old. Raised, but his uncle is just a small sesame official in a small place. Fortunately, his uncle Hsuan Yang? Is a very open-minded person, let Yang Guifei and my own children learn talent and civilization from an early age. People with the same position as her uncle may catch many people who are older than her uncle, so Yang Yuhuan is a middle class at best, so a woman in her position can marry at will as long as she is ordinary and inevitable. But in reality, her luck is not only so complicated, what kind of opportunity does she have to enter the palace?

During the Xuanzong period of the Tang Dynasty, some changes were promoted, and the glory of the Tang Dynasty reached its climax. In the twenty-second year of Kaiyuan, the Tang Dynasty was quite prosperous, and Xuanzong was very happy, so he took concubines and ministers to separate Chang 'an from Luoyang. My goal is not only to travel to the East, but to plan a wedding for my children here. Because the country is peaceful and the people are safe, then he will propose for his son. Tang Xuanzong wanted to choose a concubine for his son Shouwang. I set a goal for my son to choose a concubine for a big family, requiring fair skin, quiet and rigorous appearance, talent and slender figure, among which Yang Guifei meets the requirements! And versatile. Perhaps his uncle asked someone to introduce Yuhuan in advance, or his good friend knew the beauty of Yuhuan and automatically went to Tang Xuanzong to introduce it. With Yang Yuhuan's outstanding face value and talent at that time, the result was predictable. Sure enough, she was successfully elected as a concubine and became an immortal princess.

/8 10a 19d 8 BC 3 EB 1355008 c 272 ad 1 ea 8d 3 fc 1f 442 f? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/quality, q _ 85 Wang Anjing is strict and handsome. They are made for each other. However, they were soon involved in an undercurrent. Generally speaking, Yang Yuhuan entered Chang 'an with extraordinary face value and talent, which I didn't dare to think about beforehand.

/4e4a 20 a 4462309 f 760 15d 9 db 790 E0 cf 3d 6 CAD 685? X-BCE-process = image/resize,m _ lfit,w _ 450,h _ 600,limit _ 1/quality,q _ 85。 Tired of watching, let's have a joke to cheer you up:

A little lonely.

Today is my birthday, and I am alone outside. I watched a movie, opened a room, found a lady and booked a thousand nights. Miss said she was hungry and wanted to go out to buy rice, and then she didn't come back. She left the room and took a taxi back to the dormitory. The taxi driver bypassed me. My eyes turned red at once. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me.