Write ten jokes

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Enlightenment: everyone's heart is like a locked door, and no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key and enter other people's hearts.

Study and money

Father and son saw a luxury imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! "

Wu: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

abuse

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."

Wu: We are used to treating people with different standards, so that we are always strict with ourselves.

Jiuwo boulevard

There are two sightseeing groups traveling to the same place. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road is like pockmarked; Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "We are now taking the famous charming dimple avenue in the local area."

Wu: Although the same situation, supplemented by different perspectives, will produce different attitudes. Thought is a wonderful thing. What you think is up to you.

clown

Students in the third grade of primary school will volunteer to be clowns in the future. Someone denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" "Some people will say," May you bring laughter to the whole world! "

Enlightenment: As elders, we not only require more encouragement, but also define success with narrowness.

Find the feeling

My wife is cooking in the kitchen, and my husband has been nagging: "slow down!" " Watch out! The fire is too big! Turn the fish over! Too much oil! The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook. The husband calmly replied, "I just want you to know how I feel when you are talking while I am driving." ..."

Wu: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's point of view and position.

driver

A bus full of passengers sped down the hill, followed by a man. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude, forget it, you can't catch up!" " ""I must catch up with it, "the man panted." I am the driver of this car! "

Wu: Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

Blow the horn and ring the doorbell

A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. He rang my doorbell at midnight last night. " B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " Answer: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

Enlightenment: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different.

pig

Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" " "San-yue zhang think more angry. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig! "Just finished scold, head-on hit a group of pigs crossing the road.

Revelation: don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only make you suffer and make others lose face.

Father and son

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than his son?" Dad replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Revelation: Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. -done on the network.