"A couple want to commit suicide. They can only buy a bottle of poison with their money. A bottle of poison only killed one person, but both of them were poisoned. Why? "

Let me ask you, is the blue crab running fast or the red crab running fast?

blue crab

why

Because the red crab is ripe.

Oh dear ~ ~ ~

Why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Because light travels faster than sound.

Wrong, because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

ah

A rooster and a hen guess three words.

Two chickens

sound of crying or vomiting

How do hunchbacked people sleep?

Put down the camel and go to sleep.

Wrong, I sleep with my eyes closed.

sound of crying or vomiting

Do you have a headache with a wooden stick or an iron stick?

Neither of them hurts, but my head hurts the most.

sound of crying or vomiting

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken?

White chicken

wrong

why

Because black chickens can lay white eggs.

White chickens don't lay black eggs.

sound of crying or vomiting

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

Let me ask you something. A couple wanted to commit suicide. Before committing suicide, they spent all their money, leaving only one bottle of poison. When they bought it back, they found that the bottle of poison was not enough for two people. One person must eat them all to die, but both of them are dead. Why?

why

Because he opened the bottle cap and found a gift, he came back and ate another bottle, hahaha.

Ha, I lost. What are you drinking?

Yes, what should I do? Then drink it.

It's all gone. What are you drinking?

The game is over, you go.