Ouyang joke

Eating soft rice is certainly an ability. Don't laugh at others for eating soft rice. If you eat soft food, you may starve to death. Really, it takes skill. Not everyone can eat soft rice. He must have the following advantages:

First, you should be handsome, handsome. Of course, the most important condition for a rich man to find a woman is beauty, and the same is true for a rich woman to find a man. Being handsome and natural and unrestrained can greatly satisfy a woman's vanity. Therefore, it is basically impossible for a man who wants to eat soft rice without the basic qualities of being handsome and chic, which is also the fundamental reason why more and more men love beauty.

The second is to be obedient to women. The reason why women are willing to raise men is, of course, to ask the men they raise to be obedient to her. A woman must do whatever she asks him to do, and she did, otherwise you will pack up and leave, and a woman will not worry about finding a man. Only men can't live without women. If a man who eats soft rice still has his own personality, I'm sorry, you'd better die.

The third is to make women happy. A woman wants you to be her gigolo because she can make him happy. Because these women have the ability to raise a man, he has considerable skills in family background and economic strength. He doesn't ask men to provide him with any money, and he doesn't need men to contribute to her career. The only skill is to ask a man to make her happy, especially when she is wronged or unhappy. Therefore, a man who wants to eat soft rice can only be wishful thinking if he does not have the ability to make women happy and become a woman's pistachio.