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Sad novels seek love between teachers and students ~ for male teachers and female students ~ ~

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"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

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The poetry version is as follows:

Heaven changed, and the demon god was born. It's snowy, and the war is still urgent. Take the crossbow to destroy Maoshan, and the devil will refine Taibai meteorite. Powerful and powerful, there are piles of bones in the north of Saibei; Demons are rampant, and clouds are teaching grace. Wanfuxian Palace, bleeding. In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was the poison of Tian Lei, and the beauty of jade flying overshadowed the building.

The heavenly queen is elegant in interest and full of fairies; The earthly Hedong has no leisure and scoffs. There will be banquets and fairy friends like clouds; Drinks, butterflies and colorful paintings. Immersed in the cup, the birthday star Antarctic fairy Weng; Shocked the world, the red-haired dragon king of Beihai. Maoshan teenager, base name thousand bones; Ignorance leads to success

Fairy color floating, a star flying. Yue Xian works while swimming in the swimming pool. The breeze is blowing gently and the flowers are overflowing. Imitate Jin Yong's Lanling Dance, and dream Shen Yue takes measurements. Close to the top of Kunlun Mountain, bathing in Yaochi. Plain clothes silver silk, Xiangyun flowing water; Peach blossoms fall on the shoulders, and Gong Yu flies. The sword is decorated with tassels, like a river; Fahua 3 thousand, if the milky way hangs down.

Turn the waves over the clouds. The gods bowed to them and the birds sang to them. The male flies with the female, and the mandarin duck is a jealous fairy; Step by step, a lotus flower is born, a noble person without desire. It's scary all over the sky, free from vulgar dust, lofty and arrogant coexist, elegant and indifferent blend. Eyes like autumn frost, falling off the flowers of the new moon; The lips are dead and the teeth are cold, and the noise keeps people away.

The frozen ice stopped and time stopped. Look up at the sky and breathe quickly, but bend your hands and give a long sigh. When all is silent, seven colors blend into one color; The immortals are dim, only picturesque people. Four wonderful things if you say. Being poor in the sky is endless fun. The sky is vast, and I feel the extraordinary way to become an immortal; If you feel lost, when will you be your partner? But staring at the side, as if there was nothing from the side. Fairy wind flowers jump in a hurry, and peach blossoms fall. Eye color is amazing, lips slightly become warped thin; Ya da xing fa, fingers raised worms. It's hard to describe where your heart is, so why be ashamed?

Oh! Life is different and ghosts are intertwined. It is difficult to learn the method of immortality if you seek the Tao with your heart. Touching the world, staying for a long time is not arrogant; Waste industry needs five elements, so why bother? Incense is burned on a moonlit night, and a gentleman gives a sword. Report this affection and put life and death at risk; If you are tired, you will be strong. You have to stop thinking and don't show it, you are still at a disadvantage. Although the disparity is large, diligence is acceptable; Although the sword fairy is defeated, it is not a blessing. Oppose the humble, only sincere heart; Is it effective to despise the trip in the wild? ..... Omit the following ten thousand words to worship the white traitor.

Content label: paranormal feelings have a special liking for sadomasochism.

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