Humorous tour guide's opening remarks, humorous idioms and games.

The opening remarks of tour guides should be not only wonderful, but also useful. A good tour guide introduction can shorten the distance with tourists, expand the scenery quickly and make the other side interested in the scenic spots. The following are some examples of humorous tour guide words I found for you, as well as humorous expressions and games, for reference only. Welcome to read the reference.

Humorous tour guide opening remarks 1

I have three questions: ask heaven, ask earth and ask all beings! Ask heaven and earth? Tian said: This tour is only six days. Asked the boundless earth, the earth said, we went to five cities and a water town during this trip. Ask all beings: Who am I? Who are you? Who is he? I am Zhongshan, your tour guide. He is the driver Zhang San. He has three good qualities: good study, good work and good health. This is a good student, not him. Gambling, whoring and * *, not him, but several actors, so which three are he? Value for money, good technology and good service. Therefore, you can rest assured of safe driving. He also has three great loves: sex, money and cars. Therefore, everyone should take care of the hygiene of their cars, don't eat in the car, and don't throw garbage everywhere, or he will be anxious with you. I can't save you. Who the fuck are you ? You were our friend a hundred years ago. Is there a saying? Building the same boat for a hundred years? Everyone is destined to spend these six days together in East China. Happiness is a day, happiness is also a day, sadness is also a day, the key is who you spent this day with, with your lover, with your friends, with your parents, surely? Not necessarily happy. Why, the key to happiness lies in whether you love him or not? what is love ? Love is? Dedication, only dedication is not enough, the key is how much dedication? The key is how much to give.

Humorous tour guide prologue II

Ladies and gentlemen, uncles and aunts and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, good morning at X! First of all, on behalf of the travel agency owner, all proprietress and all tour guides, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you. In order to express my enthusiasm, I want to sing a song for you first. Why are you singing? Not because I sing well. I can't sing the high notes, I can't sing the low notes, and I'm out of tune, but why should I sing? The owner of our travel agency said that you are my God, Amen Jesus or something. You are very important to our tour guide. Only when you are happy can our travel agency owners be happy, travel agency owners and managers be happy, and our tour guides be happy. So I must sing for your happiness.

When we meet for the first time, I send you a song as a meeting gift: to appreciate it, we applaud (pause) first. The chairman makes the final decision: you have never seen me, and I have never seen you. Young friends hit it off as soon as they met. ? The song is over.

Having said that, you may not know me yet. Let me introduce myself. My last name is Mi. You can call me Xiaomi. Xiaomi's age is confidential, his weight is confidential and his height is confidential. The only thing that is not kept secret is my phone number. You can write it down if you need to. My phone number is, it is open 24 hours, so if you need anything, you can call me directly. Although Xiaomi is not a heavy fish and a wild goose, he is ashamed of flowers, but my smile is absolutely brilliant and I am absolutely serious and responsible for my work! By the way, our house number, please don't get on the wrong bus.

I heard someone having fun. Now I'd like to introduce our driver master. Master is a famous Mr. Miyoshi in the tourism industry, with good driving skills, good people and good service attitude! We will work together to make every one of you satisfied! At the same time, I hope you can understand and support our work. Our travel agency sends souvenirs to everyone, including travel bags, travel hats and social badges. I just want everyone? Peace for generations, food and clothing? In particular, we must wear our hats and badges. There are many people in the scenic spot, and Xiaomi can easily find you. I wish you all a pleasant journey!

Humorous tour guide preface 3

Distinguished guests, distinguished guests,

The trip begins, and the tour guide pays a little visit!

You may not understand how to call you a guest officer first, because water is active and trees are shaded, for a reason. Now everyone is shouting: the customer is God! It wasn't like this in the past. It used to be said that parents are spectators, drivers are passengers, restaurants are diners and tour guides are tourists. (Laughter).

For our tour guides, parents are distinguished guests present, and our tour guides earn their salaries by serving you, earning RMB in your pockets aboveboard. But in this world, you can't be sorry for your parents, your own behavior, or your own parents. You can't hurt others for your own benefit. I think this should be everyone's principle, including our tour guide!

I'm honored to provide you with tour guide service during this trip. My name is simple and easy to remember: Jet Li? Lee? , Jackie Chan's? Become? , George Lam? Lin? (Laughter) In the future, you can call me Director Li or you can call me buddy. That sounds very kind. Here, on behalf of the boss, shopkeeper and all the guys in our travel agency, I would also like to welcome all the parents. I wish you a safe journey, double happiness, three Yang Kaitai, four seasons of peace, abundant crops, good luck in June and June, seven stars shining high, and a happy journey! (Applause)

My mobile phone number is, open at any time. If you have any difficulties along the way, you can call me. This is called: To solve the problem, please call the tour guide hotline.

By the way, do you have any carsick friends in your car? If so, please say hello to me. I put them here. Medicine to avoid carsickness? , short for (pause), motion sickness medicine! Hehe, don't think about it. (Laughter).

At the same time, we also provide services for you. The driver in the driver's seat is Master Wu. Master Wu is very young, only in his thirties, but he has been driving for more than forty years. Not long ago, Master Wu had a traffic accident and killed three ants who ran a red light. To this end, Master Wu was sad all night. Just then, I saw Master Wu sitting firmly in the driver's seat, on pins and needles, with his eyes like electricity, his hand on the steering wheel, his left foot on the clutch, his right hand on the gear, and the accelerator clicked three times. Then he watched the car go four times and rushed to Qingdao like a gust of wind. (Applause)

Humorous tour guide opening remarks 4

Dear friends:

Good Morning, everyone!

Nice to meet you all on this sunny morning! At the same time, I am honored to be with you today. First of all, I would like to thank all the friends present for participating in this multi-day tour of Ocean World organized by our travel agency. I felt everyone's warm eyes as soon as I got on the bus. On me? Brush? Scan the ground up and down, maybe the friends in front can see it clearly, but can the friends behind see it clearly? Whether you can see clearly or not, it is good to hear clearly. Can the girl in the back hear me?

(When the guests get used to it) Ok, let me introduce myself first. My surname is Wang. I was born in 1984 and my height is 172 cm. I'm unmarried! You can call me Xiao Wang, but don't call me Wang Dao. That will make you a stranger. In today's trip, I acted as a guide for everyone. Simply put, I want to accompany you, accompany you, accompany you, accompany you everything! Of course, Xiao Wang is also happy to serve you.

There is also a master who drives for our trip. On my right, Master Pig ... Master Pig is a very good driver of our tour bus! Although he is very young, he ... uses the steering wheel, foot and brake pedal to safely run over one million kilometers on our Chinese mainland. It can be said that Master Pig is the hardest person on our road. Here we thank Master Pig for his hard work with warm applause! ...... Thank you, thank you, with everyone's applause is our encouragement, with everyone's encouragement, we will work harder.

Here, on behalf of our travel agency, I would like to thank you for joining us! As the saying goes: hold my hand, you can go anywhere in the world, and take a walk in Guilin today. At the same time, on behalf of our company, I also wish you a pleasant journey, have a good time, eat safely and swim safely. Xiao Wang will also serve you sincerely, sincerely, enthusiastically, patiently and carefully. At the same time, I hope my tour guide can accompany you through today's happy journey! I also want to send you four words. First of all, the first word is fate, fate, as the saying goes? Sleeping in the same boat for a hundred years, sleeping in the pillow for a thousand years? So today's * * * with everyone is also a once-in-a-century fate! The next word is the origin of forgiveness. In today's tour, Xiao Wang did a bad thing. I hope everyone will forgive me and say sorry here first! Another word is perfect circle. I hope this trip will be successful, which is inseparable from everyone's support and cooperation in my work. Xiao Wang must also say thank you first! The last word is the source word, the source of financial resources. I wish you all a lot of money. I also wish you a smooth work and good health. Good today, good tomorrow, good now, good in the future, bad, good, good, good, give me some applause and come to me again!

Commonly used humorous tour guide words 5

1, the beauty of the mountains and rivers of the motherland depends on the mouth of the tour guide!

2, the master's half-hearted: half-hearted: first, drive carefully, second, be patient with the guests, third, serve warmly, first, drive wholeheartedly, second, serve all the beautiful guys wholeheartedly.

3. Follow the tour guide, eat and drink. I can ask anything, and walking is not tiring!

Here are some games that can stimulate the atmosphere on the way with the tour guide.

1, singing: This is the simplest one. Both pop and tradition are ok, but the adaptation effect is better? For example, Han Hong's Hometown, A Niu's Waves Washed Out, and Erjia's Red Plateau are all acceptable. Anyone can sing as long as they are not tone-deaf. You can sing oratorios or karaoke. Young people can choose the former, and old people are better off using the latter, because young people remember more songs, while old people can only remember some old songs, and some lyrics are not necessarily remembered:)

2, songs: songs sung by tour guides and tourists or songs sung by men and women, as long as the tourists are amused and the atmosphere naturally comes up, then mutual cooperation will be tacit.

3. Show a movie: But if there is a movie like Infernal Affairs with 1, 2, 3, forget it. Otherwise, you should let the guests off at the scenic spot. They might even say. Wait till we finish reading it! Hee hee ~ ~ ~? If "Blue Life and Death Love" is put on the bus, a group of aunts are reluctant to get off and climb the mountain. The box of paper towels prepared on the bus was used up. On the way back, they were still thinking about what to do if they couldn't finish reading it when they got home!

B: games

1、? Eat cattle? : use? What part of the cow do I like best? Let the guests take turns to say all the edible things on the cow, and whoever repeats them will perform a program. This is time-consuming and fun. If you don't eat it, you may eat cow hair and cow excrement. If it is a large group of more than 40 people, forget it! It is especially important to note that when there are ethnic minorities in the group, such as Muslims who don't eat pork, guests must not be allowed to play the game of eating pigs!

2、? Sing a song or tell a joke? When guests don't cooperate, asking them to tell jokes or sing songs may often lead to silence. At this time, guests can be encouraged to applaud, bark like a dog, and learn tongue twisters from you. Of course, in order to encourage them to participate, they can also be divided into several factions to do programs, and all factions play a good Tia: Emei School, Qingcheng School, Minshan School and so on. Let the people who didn't participate judge, and the first place will be rewarded appropriately! For example, postcards from Jinggangshan and Lushan can be used.

3、? Did you guess right? There are some programs on TV. One person compares actions or describes actions in words, and another person guesses. You can guess the things in the car, you can guess the scenic spots, you can guess an action? The tour guide acts as the referee and gives prizes to the winning party? A pack of beef jerky or a bottle of mineral water.

4、? My ass? Ask the guests to say words in aa or abb format. Like what? My ass smells good. My ass is red? Everything is fine. Of course, give the receiver to the guest and let him speak for himself. 、? Deliver the package? Games that all kindergarten children can play. You can use a coke bottle or a guide flag instead of a handkerchief. The tour guide is singing in front. Who will take the bottle when the song stops? Xiu, understand? National treasure panda toy? Postcards? A class of prizes; Balloons solve riddles on lanterns, riddles? When there is no answer, as long as the activist shows it, the prize will go to him.

5、? Dance in the car? Dancing here is just sitting in the car. If you hold out your left hand, the guest has to hold out his right hand. No matter what you do, if a guest is like you, he loses, so he will be punished for singing! ! !

6、? Seven bright and seven dark? The so-called bright seven is: 7, 17, 27 and so on, and the dark seven is a multiple of: 7. These are all unspeakable figures. When it's your turn, you must jump to the next number. If you make a mistake, you must punish his performance.

7、? Frog trap? Frog has a mouth, two eyes and four legs; Two frogs, two mouths, four eyes and eight legs? By analogy, if a quantifier or numeral is wrong, everyone will be punished.

8、? Story solitaire? If you meet some guests with strong comprehensive ability, what can you play? Story solitaire? Games. The tour guide first chooses a story that is easy to arouse people's interest. When you say the beginning, the guests will answer it. If you don't answer it, of course it's his turn to perform. Tour guides must play a connecting role in it.

9. tongue twister:? Take a walk, twist, look at a willow tree and give it a hug? The second person will say: walk twice, twist twice, look at two willows and hug twice. Count to ten and go back to the beginning. The requirement is that the guests must speak Mandarin, and the first person will finish, and the people behind will follow, and the tour guide will also participate. Whoever can't say it will perform a program! The tour guide must do it when the atmosphere is active, and the effect will be good. For example, after telling a joke.

10, guess the place name or person name: guests come from all corners of the country and have traveled all over the country. Many people love to travel. Then let them guess: gold, silver, copper, iron? Wuxi, the four seasons are warm? Changchun, bon voyage? Lushun, son preference? Guiyang, is it calm? Ningbo, Battle of Red Cliffs? Sun Huan, skydiving? Zhang Fei and he sell everything except quilts. Liu Bei. Foreign ones are also acceptable, for example? Red manor? Blue crops? . If the guests find it too difficult, they can give some hints appropriately. At that time, the appropriate small gifts were still to be prepared.

1 1, riddle: this is a lot. For example: a meadow? Make a name, a sheep is coming? A fruit name, another wolf? After a fruit name, another flock of sheep came? Name a small food.

12, brain teaser: 1, left index finger pointing to the roof and asking the guest? What is this? Guests generally answer? 1? Do the same with your right hand and ask the guest again. What is this? Most guests should answer with their index fingers and find the answers according to the questions. Fangfang left her student ID card at the school gate. What should I do? Why did a hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? 4. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? There are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Which should I order first?

The tour guide's explanation will be more important, because apart from playing, guests pay special attention to the tour guide's explanation of local culture, and they want to know more knowledge. The tour guide asked three questions in the game in the car. The first question is: Name your favorite means of transportation. The second question is: Name your favorite animal. The third question is: say your favorite mantra. Say it once, and then you say: Next, let's play a serial game. Do you remember what you just said? Now let's connect the answers we just said into one sentence. The format of this sentence is this: am I riding? , met? I said to him: I love you. The animal said:? Laugh often.

13. Eat chicken or something. Rules of the game: there is a chicken. In front of everyone, everyone takes turns eating. Be clear about the specific parts that everyone wants to eat. People who have eaten in front can't talk anymore. Finally, people who haven't eaten will have a program.