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Qinghai dialect joke
1, several aunts were swiping their cards when they got on the bus, but the cards were all in the bag.
So I put my bag in front of the card reader and there was an aunt in the back, and the whole family in front saw it.
When I got home, I was bored: alas, this is really beautiful. He picked up the bag brush without me filling in the money.
But I can't. The driver begged Doha: What's in your bag?
"Tie the pot"
Car dizzy! ~
2. A Tibetan who came to Xining from a pastoral area to buy things went by car.
When I got on the bus, I found many people holding cards in front of the card swiping machine.
Then I will think of it from time to time: student card, work permit and so on. When he got on the bus,
He stretched out his palm to the card machine and said, brain aka ~
Be smart when the crow meets you.
Marjorie asked, are you a clever girl? Is the door black?
Crow: Idiot, it's a phoenix.
Marjo: I'm ashamed of your ancestors. Did Aza give birth to two sunspots and a phoenix?
Crow: melon seeds, make a fuss about the cooker. Phoenix, Sam knows!
The baby married a Russian woman to show her national characteristics:
The eldest daughter's name is Julissa Lisa;
The name of the second daughter is Amongsa.
The name of the third daughter is Naubianliwa.
The fourth son's name is Little Qiu Zi Ziba!
Five, hey! I want to eat some rolls, but I don't want steamed hazelnuts. I want to eat some Guo kui instead of roasted hazelnuts.
People live in rags, their hearts have dropped, and their hair has become sensible.
Alas, I can't hear from you, and my brain regards you as a curse!
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