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Life experience-it's so hard to be a woman! !
It's so hard to be a woman!
It is very difficult for women in this life: to be beautiful, too eye-catching, not beautiful, and not available; High learning, no one dares to marry, low learning, no one wants; Be lively, say that you attract butterflies, be reserved, and say that you are putting on airs; Can dress up, say that you are a demon, can't dress up, and say that you are not feminine;
A woman's life is very difficult; If she is beautiful, she is considered conspicuous. If she is not beautiful, she is not decent. If she is too cultured, people will be afraid to marry her. If she didn't get enough education, no one would want to marry her. If she is outgoing, she is charming. If she is restrained, people will say that she is only pretending. If she knew how to dress herself, people would say she was a witch. If she doesn't know how to dress herself, people will say that she is not a woman.
Earn your own money, men flinch, rely on men to raise, say you have money; If you have children, you are afraid of being fired by your boss. If you have no children, you are afraid of being fired by your husband. Fat, afraid of being called "fat woman" by others; Thin but not sexy. High, afraid that the scope of finding a boyfriend will shrink linearly; Being short, I'm afraid I have to spend two yuan to change my trouser legs. Beauty, afraid of beauty and unlucky; Not beautiful, but also afraid that the price of plastic surgery is too high.
If she supports herself, the man will be sued. If she relies on this man, people will say that she is only pretending to be generous. If she gives birth to a child, she is afraid of being fired by her boss. If she doesn't have children, she is afraid of being fired by her husband. If she is a little fat, people will call her a "fat woman". If she is thin, she is not sexy enough. If she is tall, she is worried that her range of potential boyfriends will be narrowed. If she is short, she is worried that every time she buys clothes, she will spend two dollars/yuan more to make pants. If she is beautiful, she will be afraid of the old poem "Beauty dies young". If she is not beautiful, she is afraid that the plastic surgery rate will be too high.
Cute type, afraid that she will never grow up, without the charm of mature women; Charming, afraid of getting old too fast, pretending to be cute in Teletubbies every day. Will do housework, afraid that others will feel that they are not lofty enough, as if they were born to be nannies; I can't do housework, for fear that my boyfriend will praise someone's girlfriend for cooking delicious food.
If she is cute, she is worried that she will never grow up and have the demeanor of a mature woman. If she is sexy, she is afraid that she will get old too fast, and she will hold the Teletubbies all day and pretend to be cute. If she knows how to do housework, she is afraid that she is not elegant enough and thinks she is a natural maid. If she doesn't know how to do housework, she is afraid that her boyfriend will supplement other people's girlfriends' cooking.
Those who like surfing the internet are afraid that others will think their life is too empty, no one will pursue it, and they are extremely bored; Those who don't love the internet are afraid that others will say they are old-fashioned, and they can't tell a few jokes when they go out to eat. If you have a boyfriend, you are afraid to meet someone better. I don't have a boyfriend, and I'm worried that I can't get married. Find a rich boyfriend, afraid that others will say that I am greedy and rich; I found a boyfriend who has no money, but I am afraid that I will be wronged.
If she falls in love with the internet, she is afraid that others will think her real life is too boring, and no one will attract her and think she is bored. If she doesn't fall in love with the internet, she is afraid that others will say that she is backward and can't make jokes when she goes out. If you have a boyfriend, I don't know what to do when I meet a better one. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she is afraid that she will never get married. If she finds a rich boyfriend, she is afraid that others will think that she only cares about money. If she finds a poor boyfriend, she is afraid that he is not good enough for her.
In a word, it is difficult to be a woman! ! Ladies, happy March 8!
So the conclusion is that it is difficult to be a woman! I wish all ladies a happy Women's Day! !
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