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Lawyer's love letter

Dear girlfriend: Our relationship comes from our sincere efforts. Happiness is the result of our joint efforts and the perfect combination of your gentleness and my thoughtfulness. In order to better develop our feelings, this code is formulated. I hope you can study it carefully and experience it seriously. It's best to keep an investigation after reading and writing an article, and don't waste my ardent expectations for you.

Love is an important part of our life; Having love is a perfect life and the glory of your personal life value. Maintaining love will enrich you, and your boyfriend's achievements will make your life full of meaning. Creating a successful support for your boyfriend is an opportunity to create a brilliant life. Boyfriend is the most important thing in life. Everything you do is to make your boyfriend love you. With your boyfriend's love, you will succeed.

Cheerful, generous, hardworking and not haggle over every ounce is your spirit. Boyfriend first is your service tenet. I hope you can practice cooking frequently. Like any perfect girlfriend, in order to make her boyfriend eat delicious food, see you happy and like to hear your voice, you should try to understand her boyfriend, so that her boyfriend will gamble on her income and freedom for the rest of her life and marry you home, and you will be more popular.

Boyfriends always come to you because they like you. All you have to do is keep your charm in the eyes of your boyfriend. If you can keep your boyfriend infatuated with you, then your boyfriend will take good care of you. If your boyfriend is disappointed in you, no matter how hard you try, it is impossible to recover.

Girlfriends are designed for boyfriends. Keep this in mind, you will be dead set on him, and you will also succeed through an indirect means.

You must fully realize that beauty will only attract people for a short time, and enriching yourself and making yourself beautiful is the key to maintaining charm. You should care about your boyfriend's topic and discuss issues that should interest your boyfriend.

Boyfriends always think that women are unreasonable animals. If something unpleasant happens, leave him alone, because psychologically, men are all children.

You should be proud of your boyfriend and brag to your friends that you are his girlfriend, which will enrich your life. It is also important not to criticize your boyfriend in front of others. A man can lose his girlfriend, but he can't lose face.

Personal data and service standards

Personal data: Girlfriend can't fill in personal data truthfully. It is absolutely unwise to tell her boyfriend how many boyfriends you have had and how many people are chasing you now. Girlfriend should remember that although a man will say he doesn't care, he actually cares. Remember, a man always wants him to be the exclamation point in your heart:

1. Smile when you meet your boyfriend, and talk to your boyfriend with a gentle tone and shy eyes.

Don't always say that your parents are in the East and your parents are in the West. In the long run, he will not discuss serious topics with you.

Divorce lawyer

1, you are reluctant to part with others. I am willing to give up you! What are you thinking about? Chi Haidong is an ATM, and I am a game machine!

2. If a man dares to have an affair, even if he is as handsome as Chow Yun Fat, he will die!

Next, ask the old wolf to cover the old mother. From then on, autumn clouds and spring water, Qian Shan sunset snow, each take what they need.

Work is no more important than marriage. Why do you think some people call marriage a lifelong event and no one calls work a lifelong event?

5. Can people be like animals? Will animals support the elderly? Will you fight in groups once a year for mating rights? If people are divided according to physical attributes, female animals in the animal kingdom can catch whoever they want!

6. I think the best relationship between men and women is friends, and each can think of the other. If it is far away, we can lean on it; If it's close, we can back off.

7. The law does not protect love, only property.

8. Dating is dating, boyfriend is boyfriend, and being with boyfriend is definitely dating, but the date is not necessarily boyfriend.

9. Wall Street terminology says that every transaction has a position, and dealing with women is called a trading position. When the value drops, if you don't choose to throw her out, it will hit you!

10, I have no career, no husband, no home, no love, only money. Am I happy? Can I be happy?

1 1. As long as you have loved, you should be grateful for your love. If one day you don't love, people who have loved must not hate because they don't love.

12. A man who comes to accompany his wife will be laughed at by his friends. Do you want me to look like a coward?

13, you have clear reason and rich emotions, you are brave and wise, you are six words, you are a soldier who conquers without fighting, seven words!

14. If marriage is a contract and the commitment between husband and wife is a contract, then your behavior is called contract fraud.

15. Some lawsuits should be fought even if they know they will lose. Litigation is not to win, but to safeguard dignity, fairness and justice.

16, you look like a gossip. Sister Zhang is your best friend.

17, men's promises are unreliable.

18, single is noble, divorce is not. It's divorce. It's divorce. Not just money, mainly money.

19, what do women rely on to win men? Compromise, huh? If the feud can be completed, there will be no tragedy in the world. It depends on the mind!

20. Leave a wrong person and meet a right one.

2 1, people, or making money by themselves is the most reliable. These days, it is better to rely on yourself.

22. A bad marriage is a good school.

23, forgive others forgive others, we can't forgive anyone, just to spare him, because he is the father of the child.

24. Your mother has this wonderful logic besides you in the world.

25. If we can be together, we can be apart. Have you ever seen anyone who can't get out of the toilet?

26. The easiest way to forget someone is to like another person.

27. For example, my wife. Yes, it is natural beauty, no need to dress up, unkempt and without losing the national color!

28. Male animals pursue female animals in order to have the most powerful gene pool. To put it simply, this man pursues women in order to develop that kind of relationship. Once that relationship is not established, men basically turn around and leave. If women insist on establishing pure friendship, men just have to deal with it.

29. The law does not stipulate that a person must love another person all his life.

30. Nowadays, marriage is sometimes complicated, not a product of men and women, but a social need.

3 1, my object is chronic and still in the womb.

32. Family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world are all related. Sometimes this kind of politics and marriage have the same effect.

33. If the agreement is made, then the whole world will do it according to the agreement. What do we need the law for? Isn't it because people are fickle that you want to change your mind?

34. You have your position and I have my interests.

35. Do you dare to scold me? This is yeah! Is it? Too corny. This is the post-90 s generation.

36. I believe in love and love will die. In my opinion, nothing can be obtained only through marriage, but the most precious feelings between two people can only be produced through marriage.

37. Can a man's nonsense in love and drunkenness on the wine table be an agreement? In my opinion, that's bullshit!

38. Some things are like a little cold. Take medicine and sweat, and the past will pass. Some things are like malignant tumors, which cannot be cured and need major surgery.

Everyone's happiness is hard-won, and we must work hard to defend it.

40. From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.

4 1, a man's promise is unreliable, so he must write a letter of guarantee.

42. Believe in love and believe that love will die.

43. People often say that when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you elsewhere. Later, I found that when God closed that door, he also closed the window.

44. You go on a blind date dressed like this. Do I have to dress like this for a blind date? Go out and get robbed directly!

45. The beauty of women is devalued year by year, and there are also years when children are born. For men, it makes no difference which woman to choose as a wife. For women, after decades of marriage, the investment in marriage has already earned a lot of money. It is understandable that a man falls in love with others. It is normal, but it is his responsibility not to divorce his wife.

46. You are my person when you wake up. If you can't wake up ... you are my vegetable!

47. If you marry a rich man, you might as well be a rich man yourself. Only when women are independent in personality and economy can they get a real sense of security.

48. Men are value-added assets. Every time I win a lawsuit, I will add value. Like Wall Street, women's stocks plummeted and grew old with time.

49. Marrying an enemy directly is also a lifelong event and revenge. Kill two birds with one stone.

Even if the client is Pan Jinlian, since you are Pan Jinlian's attorney, you should defend her from Pan Jinlian's standpoint.

Lawyer's business card motto

1, Dafa is thriving, for the public, not for the public. Liu Yuxi

2. In order to make things just (fair), there must be an impartial balance; Law is just such a kind of moderate choice. Aristotle

Freedom is the right to do things within the scope permitted by law. cicero

4. The object of legal adjustment is behavior, and the so-called social relationship is just the communication or interaction between people. Without the interaction between people, there would be no social relations. Law regulates social relations by influencing people's behavior. Zhang Wenxian

5. There is neither absolute equality nor absolute power. People are similar in nature, unequal in law, unequal in class. Balzac

6. People who don't know that they lack free will are really poor. Nietzsche

7. The weak are more protected by law than the strong. Will

8. No society can formulate a permanently applicable constitution or even 1 law. Jefferson

9. It is the law to uphold justice and prevent evil. Fu Xuan

10. In the eyes of a loving mother in civil law, everyone is Montesquieu of the whole country.

1 1. Personal freedom shall not be sacrificed unprincipled for the benefit of the public. Liszt

12, where the evidence is, the case will be lost. Ancient Roman proverb

13, the judge is the king of the legal world, and there is no other boss except the law. Karl Marx

14, the law cannot make everyone equal, but everyone is equal before the law. pollack

15. In an orderly country, justice should be trusted and supported by the people. In this sense, the loss of credibility means the loss of judicial power. Martin

16. Law is the final result of human wisdom and human experience for common interests. Johnson

17. Whoever makes laws for others should apply the same laws to himself. Aquinas (Italian theologian)

18, human beings blame unfair behavior, not because they are willing to do it, but because they are afraid of becoming victims of it. Plato

19, the highest realm of the concept of the rule of law is a belief, firmly believing that the basis of all laws should be respect for human values. Chen Hongyi

20. I found that the origin, cause and development of chaos and all evils are related to the corrupt legal system in various societies. Morelli

2 1. Criminals have the right to return to society, and society has the obligation to return criminals to society. Ansel

22. If you really want to relieve a country's internal worries, you must rely on good legislation, not accidental opportunities. Aristotle

23, the rule of law means * * unless the implementation of well-known rules, individuals may not be forced. Hayek

The basic intention of the law is to make citizens as happy as possible. Plato

As long as it does not violate just laws, everyone has complete freedom to pursue his own interests in his own way. Adam Smith

26. Justice is better than cursing evil. Tennyson

27. It is a scientific work, but it is also an art that explains the beginning of law in the legal department and takes it as the basis. Savigny

28. People usually find that the law is such a net. Those who break the law can cross the net, the big ones can break the net, and only the middle ones will be arrested. Shenstone

29. Once the law becomes people's needs, people are no longer entitled to freedom. Pythagoras

The creator of the constitution gave us a compass, not a blueprint. Posner

3 1, in the noise of * *, the voice of the law is too weak. Mario

32. Be able to realize that the same interests are also your own interests, and use the interests recognized by others to control yourself to fulfill your rights, so that people realize that rights should be fulfilled; This means that there should be rights, and power should be controlled through mutual recognition. Green (surname); green

Freedom is the right to do everything permitted by law. Montesquieu

34. If the law is unreasonable, it will not be binding even if it lasts for a long time. Aikeke

35. The law sucks the blood of the poor, while the rich hold power. oliver goldsmith

Without the support of public opinion, the law has no power at all. Philippian

37. Freedom is a way of life, which must have its own authority, discipline and constraints. Lippmann

In fact, what we want is not a law against crime, but a law against madness. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

39. The real meaning of the law people talk about is wealth. Love and give your life.

What you said may not be correct, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Voltaire

4 1. In order not to make punishment an atrocity imposed on other citizens by someone or some people, in essence, punishment should be open, timely and necessary, as light as possible under given conditions, symmetrical with the crime, and stipulated by law. Beccaria

42. Laws and regulations guide the people, and rape is prohibited in punishment. Sima Qian

43. From a humanitarian point of view, the death penalty, like all corporal punishment, especially castration, which has now been reversed, is despicable because it degrades people to a pure biological life. Gustav Radbruch

44. The law provides protection against arbitrariness, giving people a sense of security and reliability, so that people will not be in ominous darkness in the future. Bruna

45. In a country, laws are always made by the strength of the strong. Plato

46. Law has two foundations, only two of which are fair and practical. fool

47. No matter whether he should punish or care for others, he should treat people as human beings. Goethe

48. The law develops because of crime and is punished because of crime. Florio

49. The Constitution is a piece of paper with people's rights written on it. Lenin

50. Custom can make laws or abolish them. Sejohnson

5 1, the ceremony of establishing good and preventing evil is the method of saying. -Fu Xuan

52. Laws always conform to the feelings and prejudices of legislators. Montesquieu

53. Law without faith will degenerate into rigid dogma, and faith without law will degenerate into fanaticism. Pahlman

54, the stone is awkward, turning blunt into profit; The law is based on enthusiasm and turns fools into wisdom. Liu Yuxi

Law, like travel, must prepare for tomorrow. It must have the principle of growth. Cardozo

56. The court is the capital of the legal empire, and the judges are the princes of the empire. Dvorkin

57. The power of law should follow citizens, just as the shadow follows the body. Beccaria

58. The most remarkable and beneficial thing in American life is the extensive study of law. Tocqueville

59. Human beings are subject to law, and law is subject to reason. Toffler

60. What is the law? Law is the expression of winning and mastering the class will of the country. Lenin

It is a fact that the real foundation of private property is possession. Unexplained facts, not rights. It is only because society endows actual possession with legal provisions that actual possession has the nature of legal possession. Marx

62. The clarity of the law lies not in the detail of its provisions, but in the obvious intention, and people have their own metaphors. Hobbes

63. Without eternal laws, the laws that apply to one period will never apply to another. We can only try to provide the corresponding legal system for every civilization. Koller

64. The sea and land are subject to the universe, while human life is governed by the supreme law. cicero

65. The focus of legal development is not legislation, precedents or judicial decisions, but society itself. Ehrlich

66. When discipline is abandoned, it is the time when * * rises. Wei pi Wu te

67. Once a country loses justice, it will become a huge gang. Augustine friar

68. There are two kinds of peace, namely, law and etiquette. Goethe

69. A rational person is more free to live in the universal legal system than to live in unfettered loneliness. Spinoza

70. Legal interpreters expect to find answers to the questions of their times in the law. Karl Larenz

7 1. Relief precedes rights. No relief, no rights. English, American and French proverbs

72. Law is the main force of reform and the main channel to solve contradictions. Ellman

73. Law is the crystallization of all human wisdom, including all social thoughts and morals. Plato

74. Good laws are created by bad customs. Makrovi, USA

I don't agree with what you said, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Voltaire.

76, the law can't make essentially moral or pure behavior into criminal behavior, just as it can't make criminal behavior into pure behavior. Shelley

Law and law, like houses, are interdependent. fool

78. Generally speaking, if there are only some gods in the laws of our country, instead of trying to rub them into the Constitution, the laws will be better. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

79. Crimes are always compensated by punishment; Only punishment can make the crime be repaid. Darrell

80. If legislators change three sentences, all books will become waste paper. Kirchmann

8 1. The law protects people from arbitrary treatment. It gives people a sense of security and reliability and prevents people from being in ominous darkness in the future. Bruna

82. The duty of the legislature is to spread knowledge about people's wishes as much as possible. Bentham

83. If a country's discipline is not correct, the national ethos will definitely decline. Mihara

The law that governs all people on earth is human reason. Montesquieu

85. There must be no negligence in an individual's own case or the case he sees, so law enforcement must not be neglected. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

86. Among the world's major civilizations, China is the farthest from the rule of law, and even forms a polar contrast with Europe. Shiga Lan Xiu

87. An unfair referee is worse than many unfair behaviors. Because these unjust acts only pollute the water flow, while the unjust judge pollutes the water source. bacon

88. Laws show the story of the country's development over the centuries, and cannot be regarded as just the laws and calculation methods in mathematics textbooks. Holmes

Greetings from lawyers.

1. Lawyers are the most ideal and blameless interpreters of the law.

If the law can speak for itself, the first thing they complain about is lawyers.

It is the call of the times that the best young people should go to law school to study.

4. It should be a national habit to respect the study of law and attach importance to the practice of law.

5. Thinking is internal work and language is external work. What stands between them is the professional ethics of lawyers.

In this country, the only way to get the highest power is to be a lawyer.

7. Legal knowledge can't change the fate of lawyers, but legal skills determine their future.

8. Lawyers who can handle cases with successful practice skills, and lawyers with outstanding practice skills and ethics.

9. Look back at every case and print regrets in your mind, which will make the alarm bells of future cases ring.

10, the lawyer's world is a free, inclusive and profound world, and full of dreams is the essence of this world.

1 1, the violent collision between discipline and skill on lawyers makes lawyers shine with morality and wisdom at the same time.

12, the parties only believe in the skills of lawyers, only believe in strength, and don't believe in tears. Strength can bring happiness, but tears can only bring more tears.

13, learning the law. Com is a place where professionals meet. Everything exudes a professional atmosphere. Speaking of law has become an inevitable call, and it has become the constant focus of lawyers' life.

14. In order to make the whole society respect the law, lawyers have the responsibility to make the law more worthy of respect. The process of this effort is to make the law apply to everyone fairly. This is a lawyer's job, and this job is sacred.

15, you are looking for light in the fog; You look for answers in the ocean of law; You are reeling in interlocking; You look for the weight of justice on the balance of law; You add selfless dedication to moral justice.

16, the rule of law will become the concept of this country. From the moment you registered as a practicing lawyer, you became the guardian of this idea. You have no reason to refuse to upgrade your skills, because legal skills are a sharp weapon in the hands of guardians.

17, lawyers have the wisdom of philosophers, the qualities of poets, the qualities of jurists and the position of * * family, which are unified in scientific mission, professional conscience and social justice. Even if I can only make a vase, I will put a rose with dew and thorns in it.

18. When you choose a lawyer, you choose contradiction, entanglement, poverty and dedication. You must stay away from materialism, selfishness, relationship cases, human cases, money cases, corruption and everything that hinders fairness and justice.

19. Lawyers in a society ruled by law are faithful representatives of citizens' private rights, different voices of social rationality, and constraints of private rights on public power. The professional rights and status of lawyers are the most sensitive barometer of social democracy and legal system process and human rights protection.

20. This lawyer is dressed simply, generously and neatly, loyal, honest and sincere, and has the professional ethics of his predecessors as a teacher, which makes him behave incisively and vividly in his ordinary post. A person who lives by profession, a person who lives by profession. This is the lawyer in my eyes.

2 1, you came wearing a crown of thorns, and you came with the sword of justice. Lawyers, the sacred gate, are the gates of hell. But you treat all obstacles as nothing. Your motto: everyone is equal before the law, and only objective facts have the highest authority. The lawyer's door is a sacred door and a door of justice.

22. Lawyers shoulder the triple burden of work, housework and study. They are crowded in a limited time. How many nights, while others are watching TV and playing mahjong for leisure, they are studying at their desks. The lights at home are always on, and their eyes are often full of bloodshot and burning eyes.

23, Snow Lotus, blooming in the ice and snow is spectacular, and the horse, Mercedes-Benz on the Thousand-mile Plain is magnificent. In the vast world, no force can delay the submission of the seeker, and the lawyer's career once again proves this true meaning. Their persistent professionalism has always infected me, prompting me to finally pick up a pen and write an ode for the lawyer.

24. Lawyers are rational thinkers and faithful followers and admirers of the law; A judge who doesn't love the law is definitely not a good lawyer; Lawyers who regard the law as a tool of greed and selfish desires will be severely punished by the law; A powerful judge is far away from the origin of the law being close to the people, and the people will be far away from him; Lawyers who love the people and love the people as their own will be praised.

25. In the solemn court, at the intense negotiation table and in the mediation room of the residents' community, there are such a group of people who are favored by the law. For the rule of law, for peace and tranquility, the law is our weapon, the court is our battlefield, justice is our belief, harmony is our ideal, for the realization of ideal, for the defense of truth.

26. Although we are not judges, we still guard the balance of justice. Although we are not called blue sky, we still care about the people's warmth and coldness. We are lawyers in the Republic of China and the patron saint of socialist law. Under countless auras, we shoulder the heavy responsibility of society. Behind many files, there are also our hardships and pursuits. On the road of rule of law, the track of our life is engraved.

27. Look! In the dead of winter in the north, our lawyers often walk in rural areas, factories, mines and public security organs. Among them, despite their different ages, they overcame many difficulties and worked hard to safeguard the rights and interests of the parties and the correct implementation of the law under various pressures. Maybe, just before midnight, they just finished writing the last page of the material and even stayed up all night.

28. On the road to safeguarding rights, our mental journey was recorded. It is precisely because of our unremitting efforts that many unjust, false and misjudged cases have disappeared in the real society. It is because of our efforts that the sky ruled by law has a colorful rainbow. How many miles of wind and rain, hard work, eight thousand miles of road, great responsibility, a long way to go, dangerous, these are lawyers who speak out bravely, help the weak and promote the good.

29. Dear comrade, have you ever seen the ice flowers in the north of Saibei struggling with the cold in the cold wind? Have you ever heard the drumming steps of the attacker accompanied by passionate melody? Have you ever thought that there is such a strong team going forward in the rolling iron flow of marching into a country ruled by law? At this moment, do you already think that there will be plenty of spring in the middle of winter? * * * and the mother, proud of having such a good child, full of hope for having such a good lawyer! I want to loudly praise this lawyer's life of suffering and pleasure!

30. A lawyer with noble personality, he shocked and captured me with the charm of law. Under the light of fair and just law, the haze will surely disperse, and the light will eventually come after the rain has cleared; Under the sword of Damocles, all social contradictions will be solved and people's lives will be more harmonious. From the city to the countryside, flowers are blooming in early summer, and the flags of active justice are flying one after another. I hear a warm breath of legal progress flowing. Lawyers, with the same enthusiasm as fire, are using the power of law to bring us more happiness and yearning.

3 1, I don't doubt, I believe in the law, I am a good citizen with a sense of justice, a sense of responsibility, and persistence in fairness and justice. Even when I was young, I chose law as my major and vowed that I would contribute to the legal cause of our country after I finished my studies. There are many young people with this ideal like me, and the profession of law has always been very hot. Every year, many people proudly enter law schools of various universities. For example, at that time, my dream was to become a lawyer and bring fairness and justice to everyone within my power.