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Excuse me, do you have any footage of Feng Jicai's "Strange Tales on Earth"?
Everyone on the dock is playing hardball. Craftsmen rely on their hands to have unique skills. Have unique skills, eat meat, light cigarettes, and stand in the middle of the street; Incompetent, vegetarian, depressed, stand aside. Who didn't make this set? It's a living method on the dock. The attention of singing a big drama broke into Tianjin pier. Tianjin people are fascinated by and understand opera, with sharp eyes and sharp ears. The play was well sung and the audience applauded. Like meeting the emperor, many famous actors sang red and purple in Tianjin. But if it's normal, there's nowhere to go, and singing will be ruined. There must be a hiss at the bottom, and the cradle of the tea bowl can't get up; Tea leaves are covered with costumes and beards. There is no better place to see a play than Tianjin. Don't say bad, but also cultivate a lot of capable people. In all walks of life, there are several living immortals who are good at keeping the sky. Brick carving Liu, clay figurine Zhang, kite Wei, machine king, brush Li, etc. Tianjin people like to associate the surnames of such people with the businesses they are good at. The name is long, but no one knows it. This is the only nickname, loud and clear on the dock. & ltbr & gt
Brush Li is a master of a construction factory on Hebei Avenue. Just draw one line and do nothing else. If he draws a room for you, don't leave it in the room. Sitting alone will be as beautiful as ascending to heaven. The most amazing thing is that he will wear a black suit when brushing the pulp, and there will be no white spots on his body after finishing the work. Do not believe! He also made a rule for himself that as long as there are white spots on his body, white brushes don't cost money. If he didn't have this ability, wouldn't he be hungry all the time? & ltbr & gt
But this is a legend. People don't believe everything Those who have never seen it don't believe it, and the industry is angry and doesn't believe it. & ltbr & gt
One day this year, Li accepted an apprentice named Cao. The beginning of being an apprentice is to serve tea and water, light a cigarette and carry things behind your ass. Of course, I have long heard of Master Cao's unique skills, and I have always been dubious. This time, he must see it with his own eyes. & ltbr & gt
On that day, I went out to work with my master for the first time and went to Workshop South Road in the British Concession to brush cement slurry for Li Xinjian's villa. When I got there, I chatted with the person in charge, only to know that the master was full of style. According to his rules, only one room can be painted a day. This building is the size of nine rooms, and it takes nine days to paint. Before going to work, he opened a small square bag with him. Sure enough, he was wearing black trousers and a pair of black shoes. Put on this black, and you will compete with a bucket of white pulp on the ground. & ltbr & gt
A room, a roof, four walls, first paint the roof and then paint the walls. It's particularly difficult to brush. Who can't drop a drop when the brush dipped in thin powder slurry goes up at once? If you drop it, it will definitely fall on you. You can finish it with one brush, but you won't dip it. But when the brush crosses the roof, it is even and solid, white, bright and refreshing. Some people say that the dipping arm is swinging leisurely, and the game is accompanied by drums and piano sounds. Every time I brush, the long brush with pulp thumps on the wall, which sounds nice. In the crackling sound, the walls are seamlessly connected, and the wall brushed in the past really seems to open a white barrier. However, Cao is most concerned about whether there are white spots on the brush. & ltbr & gt
Brush plum work is also regular. Every time he finishes painting a wall, he will sit on a stool for a while, smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink a bowl of tea, and then paint the next wall. At this moment, Cao took advantage of the opportunity to pour water and light a cigarette for the master, and carefully searched the whole body of brush Li with his eyes. After painting every wall, he looked for it again, but he didn't even find a sesame-sized powder spot. He really feels that this black dress has a sacred majesty. & ltbr & gt
However, when Li sat down after painting the last wall and Cao lit his cigarette, he saw a white spot on his trousers, the size of a soybean. Black in white is more striking than white in black. It's over! Master revealed that he was not a fairy, and the mountain-like image in the past collapsed. But he was afraid of master's embarrassment, afraid to say or look, but he couldn't stop glancing at it. & ltbr & gt
At this time, Li, who was brushing, suddenly said to him, "Little Three, have you seen the white spots on my pants?" . You think the master's ability is fake and his reputation is deceptive, right? Silly boy, you take a closer look-"
Li's fingers brushed his trousers and gently lifted them up. The white spot disappeared immediately, and then when he let go, the white spot appeared again. Strange! He put his face together and looked at it again. That white spot turned out to be a small hole! I accidentally caught fire while smoking just now. The white underwear inside is exposed through a small hole, which looks exactly like the white spots falling from the starch paste!
Dead bird
Tianjin Wei's people are so playful that many people have nicknames. Some people's nicknames are called face to face, and some people's nicknames can only be said behind their backs, depending on how they come from. Where there are nicknames, there must be funny stories; But the story is different from the story. Some stories can be told as jokes, and some stories can't be told indiscriminately. Bihow Daotai, a colorful nickname, is a dead bird. & ltbr & gt
He Daotai looks ordinary and is a little pig. But a wise mind keeps your mouth shut, but you can hide it in the dark. He has two abilities, one is to serve the boss, and the other is to serve the birds. & ltbr & gt
Serving the boss is a very special achievement. Follow the boss's ass all day, neither slow nor tight. If you follow too slowly and can't get up, let the boss worry; If you follow too closely, you may not step on your boss's heel, but you will annoy him. Besides, chasing a puppy like that is not enough. You should be good at reading words and feelings, know the boss's temper, and know when to say and when not to say it; Obey when taught and nod when scolded. It's your fault that the boss is not allowed to swear, sometimes it's just the boss's anger and comfort. If you can't control your temper, frown and pout, and show your troubles, please ask your boss to remember. Since then, the immortal has not become bigger, but smaller-this kind of thing is not done by people, but He Daotai is handy and does it calmly and naturally. People say that He Daotai's ability comes from his nature, saying that he was born a boss's angry basket, a donkey, and he couldn't kick a fart with three feet, right? & ltbr & gt
After that, he served the boss, and then he served the birds. & ltbr & gt
Serving birds is another achievement. Don't think that if you put a bird in a cage, put some rice, give some worms and add some water, you can bounce around. A bird has the habit of closing its eyes and flapping its wings. Birds have a bird's temper. If you don't follow it, you won't sing, scream, move, and be exhausted. People say that on the stage of He Daotai, it must be a bird in the whole life. He knows birds like the back of his hand, no matter what they are. His hands are chubby, his hair is shiny and lively, and his voice is better than that of a singer in Tianfu Tea Garden. & ltbr & gt
On the second day of the long summer, Mr. Lin, who works in Changguan, came back from his hometown in Changzhou, Jiangsu Province and brought him a myna. This kind of starling has a round belly, thick legs and hard claws, black body and golden mouth; Shouted, standing in the street can also hear clearly. He Daotai said with joy, "The cock's voice is not that loud." & ltbr & gt
Mr. Lin said with a smile: "Even economists are hard to speak. Learning is always difficult. I can't teach anything, but sometimes I learn from him accidentally. However, once I am in your hands, I will definitely have a good future. " & ltbr & gt
He Daotai also smiled. He said, "In three months, I will make it say Allegro." & ltbr & gt
However, this starling is like a fierce horse, which is extremely difficult to tame for a while. He Daotai tried his best, but he couldn't learn. He Daotai scolded it: "Stupid bird." The next day it called "stupid bird" for one day. Make it stop. It won't stop. You can hear clearly in the front yard and backyard, and you can't sleep in the afternoon. He Daotai covered the cage tightly with a lid for more than half a day, and it stopped barking. At night, my wife was afraid of suffocating it and asked the maid to take off the lid. As soon as he appeared, he said to his wife, "Is it a rash?" The wife was startled. On second thought, isn't this what the master said to her the other day? I learned it by accident. Let my wife giggle for a long time. He Daotai came back and told his master. Before she could let myna say it again, myna herself said, "madam, it's prickly heat!" " & ltbr & gt
He Daotai grinned and said, "This thing even imitates my voice." & ltbr & gt
The wife said, "I didn't expect this bad thing to be so clever." & ltbr & gt
Since then, He Daotai has taken special care of it. After a long time, it did learn the words "say hello to adults", "please sit down" and "go away", but it was hard to say. However, a few words of "prickly heat" said by the old lady Taiping popped up, which made the guests laugh and laugh their heads off. & ltbr & gt
The magistrate said, "Lord He, you can see how smart you are." & ltbr & gt
He Daotai is proud of this bird and even more proud of himself. Press this for the time being & ltbr & gt
On the ninth day of September, the Jade Emperor Pavilion outside Dongcheng was "kept for nine days", and the people of Jinmen went to the pavilion as usual, commonly known as "climbing the mountain in 1999". At this time, the sky is crisp, and when I look up, I feel comfortable and unobstructed. On this day, Yulu, governor of Zhili, also came to the Jade Emperor Pavilion. He was in a good mood and climbed up the narrow and steep stairs to the top of Qingxu Pavilion. All the officials accompanying him cheered him up before and after running. He Daotai is naturally among them. He pointed to the sails at the mouth of Sancha River and said some interesting words, which made Lord Youlu be elated. Coming down from the cabinet, He Daotai said that his home is not far away, and I hope that adults can visit him. Adult Yu will never condescend to visit his subordinates' homes on weekdays. But today, I was in high spirits and agreed. He Daotai's sedan chair cleared the way in front, and other officials followed, riding a dragon and a tiger. & ltbr & gt
He Daotai's myna cage hangs in front of the living room window. As soon as Yu entered the door, he called, "My Lord, please be quiet." The voice is loud and clear, and it has reached Yulu's ears. & ltbr & gt
Adult Yu became more and more cheerful and said, "This thing is smarter than people." & ltbr & gt
He Daotai replied, "It's because the adults are here. What do you usually call it, it won't say. " & ltbr & gt
When the tea was served, myna suddenly called out again, "This tea is before tomorrow." & ltbr & gt
Lord Yu was shocked and turned to the starling in the cage and said, "This is all your fault. What time is it now? How can there be tea before tomorrow? " & ltbr & gt
The boss teased and the boss laughed. The living room was full of laughter, and they all laughed at myna for being a fool. & ltbr & gt
He Daotai said, "Your Excellency really hit the nail on the head. Actually, I didn't teach this. This thing always comes out from time to time. I don't know where it came from. " & ltbr & gt
The magistrate said with a smile, "On weekdays, it's not that the speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. Presumably, Lord He always drinks good tea, and he remembers all the tea names! " & ltbr & gt
Yulu smiled and said, "If there is any good tea, please ask Yulu to try it." & ltbr & gt
Everyone laughed again. But myna heard the word "Yulu", and suddenly her wings shook, and she stood up all her black hair. She was very angry and shouted loudly and brightly, "That bastard Yulu!" & ltbr & gt
The hall was crowded with people. In fact, everyone has heard this sentence. At the moment of shock, myna added: "That bastard Yulu!" "Speak clearly and simply. Yulu suddenly shook his hand, pulled all the tea bowls on the table to the ground and shouted angrily, "How presumptuous! " " " & ltbr & gt
He Daotai hurriedly fell to the ground, his voice shaking so badly that he couldn't hear: "I didn't teach it-"The words stuck here. He thought that Stalin's words were exactly what he often said after he came back from Yulu, where he felt depressed. Why do you remember it? Didn't this kill him? He was cold all over. & ltbr & gt
By the time he understood, Yuru and all the officials had left. Alone on the living room floor, he suddenly jumped up and rushed to myna, shouting, "You ruined me! I tore you, you dead bird! " & ltbr & gt
He grabbed the cage with both hands and pulled too hard. The cage was torn open and the birds flew out, but he didn't catch any. Myna flew out of the window and landed in the tree. I actually learned what He Daotai just said and shouted at him: "Dead bird!" & ltbr & gt
He Daotai told his servant to hit with a pole, cut with a brick and climb up the tree to catch it. Myna jumped back and forth on the top of the tree for a while and kept calling, "dead bird!" Dead bird! Dead bird! " Finally, I flew away with my wings and soon disappeared. & ltbr & gt
Since then, He Daotai has been nicknamed "dead bird". And when people pass on this nickname, it is always accompanied by this story. & ltbr & gt
blue eyes
Antique shops have natural enemies, namely fake paintings and fake paintings. People who make fake paintings try their best to deceive those sharp and sharp eyes who look at fake paintings; However, people who look at fake paintings see through the mystery and tricks with these eyes, grab the tip of the tail that the counterfeiter didn't hide, pull it out of a pile of paintings and hang it in broad daylight. & ltbr & gt
People who look at fake paintings are called blue eyes. I work in Yu Chenggong antique shop in Guodian Street, specializing in painting. Blue eyes are not blue. His surname is Jiang and his original name is Zaitang. Blue eyes is his nickname. Tianjin people have a nice nickname, one is called, and the other is recorded. These blue eyes come from his short-sighted glasses. The lens is thick and You Lan, which really matches a pair of blue eyes. The key to this blue eye is still in his eye. It is said that he can see the truth by turning off the lights and looking at the picture; Although the text is a bit mysterious, it is not adulterated. His blue eyes are really amazing when painting-looking at fake paintings, his eyes are dull; Look at the real painting, a blue light. & ltbr & gt
On this day, a man who is learning to dress up came to the store with a photo in his hand. The inscription outside reads "Spring Color Map of Dadizi Lake". Blue eyes seem to have missed it. He knew that no matter what was written on the inscription, it didn't count. It depended on the painting. He brushed the floor and pulled it like lightning, revealing a half-foot painting heart. This is the famous "half-foot job" of Blue Eye. He only looks at paintings within half a foot, no matter how big they are. Whether it's true or not, take this half-foot painting and never look at it again. Blue eyes facing the half-foot long oil painting, glasses flashed a blue light, he looked up and asked newcomers:
"How much are you going to sell?" & ltbr & gt
The newcomer didn't ask for the price in a hurry, but said:
"I heard that Huang San Ye in the west also copied this painting." & ltbr & gt
Huang San Ye is the first master of fake painting in Guinness. Everyone in the antique shop is afraid of him. I didn't expect blue eyes to listen to games, so I said it again:
"There has never been any Huang San Ye in my eyes. Tell me how much you plan to sell this painting. " & ltbr & gt
"Two." The newcomer said. These two pieces are twenty taels of gold. & ltbr & gt
The asking price is not low, nor too high. You push me a little on both sides, and the deal will be eighteen taels. & ltbr & gt
From this day on, the antique shop in Jinmen said that Yu of Guodian Street successfully bought a large water stone with a long inscription on it, which was very rare. Some people say that this thing comes from a palace in Beijing. The person who came to sell paintings was not very good at painting, but Blue Eye caught him red-handed. Spend a lot of money and things will be easy. Such fine polyester has not been seen in Tianjin antique shop for ten years. At that time, there were no newspapers, and the mouth was the media. The more you talk about it, the wider it will spread. There are always groups of people coming to see the paintings, which has almost become a silk shop. & ltbr & gt
Enough about the things in the world, and then start talking. About three months later, people began to say that the successful polyester was unreliable. At first glance, it's quite bluffing, but after reading it several times, it's all thin soup and water, and I have no spirit. The difference between true and false paintings is that the real painting can stand the sight, but the fake painting can't stand it. After this word spread, the news came out-some people said that this painting was a fake of western Huang San Ye! Isn't this equivalent to throwing a basin of dirty water on someone's blue-eyed robe? & ltbr & gt
Blue eyes have roots, ignore them. The more you ignore it, the more mysterious it becomes. Later, he said it had a nose and eyes. It is said that someone saw the original in a person's home in Shenzhen Street. Then, one by one, people went to the successful antique shop to see the paintings, but this time they wanted to see how Huang San Ye could cover his blue eyes. Seeing talented people stumble is always the most fascinating thing! & ltbr & gt
Mr. Tong, our boss, was a little hairy and said to Blue Eye, "I believe in your eyesight, but I can't hold back the gossip outside, which makes our shop noisy all day." Let's ask someone where the painting is. If you really have an identical painting, you should try to show it and distinguish the true from the false, so it will look taller. “& ltbr & gt
Blue eyes can tell that the boss is uncertain, but unless he does what the boss says and shows the truth and falsehood together, no one can do anything about gossip. People make trouble in the dark and win in the light. & ltbr & gt
Boss Tong calls you Xiaowu. You Xiaowu is Tianjin Wei's hamster. He drills everywhere and can touch anything with his ears. They sent you Xiaowu to inquire, and there will be news the next day. It turns out that there is really another Dadi, also called "Hu Caitu", and it is really a Cui family in Shenzhen Street! Boss Tong and Blue Eye don't know who this Cui family is. Boss Tong asked you to show your blue eyes to Xiaowu. Blue eyes can't help but go. When I arrived at the house, two blue lights flashed through the glass brush. Stupid! & ltbr & gt
This is a real painting. The one in the shop is fake! These two paintings are the same in size, color and picture, and even the seals are imitations. But the air is different-look, this is really air! & ltbr & gt
He doesn't know how to hit him in the eye. At this time, facing this painting, I really want to be buried. He has been watching it for twenty years. His blue eyes became gods in the antique shop. No one does not believe that what he said is true, and what he said is false. But this time, it was a mistake, spread out and ruined. It's no problem to see whether the painting is true or not, and it's no problem to see it for a lifetime. If you make a mistake, you will jump into the end. & ltbr & gt
He didn't make a sound I went back to the store and told the boss the truth. Success and blue eyes are linked together, and they should all be planted. Boss Tong thought about it all night. With an idea, I decided to buy Cui's big polyester shaft, even though the price was high. Both paintings are in your hands, and it's up to you to decide which is true or false. However, they can never show up, so they hired another person, pretending to be a buyer, and followed You Xiaowu to Cui's house to buy this scroll painting. Unexpectedly, the beginning of Cui's surname is sky-high. Or you can keep it for yourself. I'm afraid to buy things and not sell them at the same time. However, this person who pretends to be a buyer has a bottom line, because when he comes, Huang Ba has something to say to him, "Even if you smash my shop, you have to buy me the painting." I gave in again and again, and finally I spent seven gold to buy it, more than double the shaft I bought before. & ltbr & gt
After bringing this scroll painting, Tong's boss was relieved. Although he was worried about money, he kept a successful brand. He asked the guys to hang the two-axis paintings side by side on the wall and have a good look. When hanging a picture, blue eyes look forward and glasses brush flashes three times. People really stood there with sticks. Everything is normal and strange-the original is true, and the one just bought is fake! & ltbr & gt
If you don't compare the true and false together, you can't tell the true and false at all-this is the skill of others to fake paintings and the highest skill! & ltbr & gt
But blue eyes are long, aren't they? Navel? & ltbr & gt
Blue eyes almost closed in one breath. Three days later, he connected the whole story, and then he realized that all this was a trap set by Huang San Ye in the dark. I told you step by step to go in. People sell real paintings without losing money, and fake paintings sell higher than the sky. It suddenly occurred to him that the dressed scholar who came to sell the painting for the first time didn't tell him that "Huang San Ye also copied this painting"? People have already made it clear that this painting is true or false. Let's see who's to blame for hitting the eye. It seems that this Huang San Ye is not only for money, but only for himself. You are told to keep the real painting in your hand and then buy the fake one he made. Well done! When he understands this layer, he will understand that he is home and will eventually fall! From here on, blue eyes rolled up their sleeves and left success. Since then, not only did Tianjin antique shops like him, but even the shadow of Tianjin disappeared from the ground. Some people said that he was very ill, so he lay down and never got up again. What a terrible planting! & ltbr & gt
Think again, he has worse-he lost to Huang San Ye, but only saw Huang San Ye's handwriting, and he didn't know his face! & ltbr & gt
Fortunately, he finally thought of Huang San Ye's skill. Die clearly. & lt/TD & gt;
Populus euphratica
After Guangxu Gengzi, social improvement and people's hearts changed, and everything was strange. A strange man appeared in Zhigu and was called Yang. At that time, men cut their braids too fast, and their parents refused to cut too much hair. After cutting, I didn't have a new hairstyle, so I left a long hair. The ear of corn stood behind the skull, commonly known as the horse cover, and the name was the back. For reformers, brokeback has become a popular hairstyle. & ltbr & gt
In that case, is there anything new about this guy with the surname Yang? You're a good question, I tell you-this man is a woman! & ltbr & gt
There is a big family named Yang in Zhigu. Two daughters who didn't go out. Teacher Yang, gentle and quiet, stays at home all day; Miss Yang Er, radical and active, runs around outside all day. She looks and has the same temperament as a boy, and she is so fashionable. She quickly blended in with the popular things outside. The first time she heard the word "revolution", she immediately twisted her hair and left a figure like a reformed man, which was a big news at that time. But no matter how noisy she is at home and what she says outside, she goes her own way and is very happy. & ltbr & gt
-< Within ten days, trouble came-
On the evening of this day's list, I have been beating the old Western faction led by Yang. After listening to the current affairs speech, I went home and suppressed a bubble of urine below. She was in a hurry to go home, and the more anxious she was, the more unbearable she became. It's like a river racing on the waves, and it will burst its banks. When she saw a toilet by the roadside, she plunged into it. & ltbr & gt
Toilets in the world have men and women on one side, with a wall in the middle, and men and women on the left. She was facing the belt when she suddenly heard a squatting woman screaming loudly: "rogue, rogue!" " "Then, another began to cry, louder, and she was puzzled by the cry. I couldn't tell where the hooligan was, so I ran out with my pants. Unexpectedly, several women ran out, shouting and cursing, and recognized her as a bad boy who took advantage of the women's toilet. Passers-by stopped her, swarmed and punched and kicked. Yang shouted, "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm a woman!" " Who knows, I got a worse beating: "If you do, you fake' woman'! "It was not until the patrolman came and recognized that this was Miss Yang's second daughter that she was rescued and sent home. Yang was beaten all over his back and his face was full of color. He met his parents and cried for several days, so I stopped talking. & ltbr & gt
If you call here, Yang Bei won't dare to go into the toilet again outside. When you are in a hurry, you pee in your pants pocket and don't go to the toilet. She can't go into the men's room, let alone the women's room. At that time, I didn't even know if I was a man or a woman. & ltbr & gt
She won't make trouble, but things will always find her. & ltbr & gt
She heard that there was an accident in the ladies' room in Zhigu. It is said that there is always a man carrying a back breaking in and saying, "I am Yang carrying a back." Scare each other, take advantage, then turn around and run. Although nothing serious happened, it made people panic. Several gangsters on the ground also took advantage of the fire to rob, shouting from time to time outside the wall of the women's toilet: "Yang is coming!" " "The women's toilets in this area are called haunted houses, and no one dares to go in. & ltbr & gt
Yang Zhen couldn't figure out why the reform was so big, but he left a back road and was not even allowed to go to the toilet. Besides, you can't go into the toilet, and you can't go without it. I don't know whether she disturbed things or things disturbed her. In a rage, she stayed indoors for two months. Slowly, my hair grew, and I recovered my appearance. Alas, the ladies' room naturally entered casually, and it was very quiet, as if all the troubles in the world were gone. & ltbr & gt
Master Cai
The second young master Cai's ability is quite special-produced by the seller. & ltbr & gt
How big is Cai's fortune? How thick is it? No one can say for sure. Anyway, the family is a famous rich man in Tianjin, a salt-making family, rich officials, and good at antiques for generations. During the Boxer Rebellion, the old man and his wife fled and died outside. Mr. Wang has been doing business in Shanghai, with a family and a business. Everything in the family falls on the second young master. The second young master had no skill, so he sold it and ate it, beating a beautiful boy's face with stubble, but he didn't "sit on the mountain." People say that the Cai family's property is enough to eat for three lives. & ltbr & gt
Huang, the boss who respects Guzhai, laughed in his heart every time he heard this sentence. How many years has he been selling Cai's things? Celebrity's things sell better than ordinary people's. Boss Huang, with his eyesight, can see that generations above the Second Young Master are authentic players. Not only is it true, but a yard is a hard good thing, and you can shoot it when you get it. More than half of what Cai's family sells goes through his hands. So he knows how deep the water in Cai's house is. Fifteen years ago, the Cai family produced jewels and jade articles, and calligraphy and painting were rare; Ten years ago, it became a porcelain jar, a stone Buddha and hardwood furniture; Five years ago, it was all bags of old clothes. Although things are good, they gradually show the appearance that the river has dried up to the bottom. This boss Huang's attitude towards Second Young Master Cai has gradually changed. Fifteen years ago, he bought the second young master's things and went to Cai Jiafu in person. Ten years ago, the second young master had something to sell and sent for him. When he is busy, he throws things behind his neck. Five years ago, he became a second young master and ran to Jingguzhai with a pack of old clothes under his arm. & ltbr & gt
At this time, Boss Huang lowered his eyelids and said, "Second Young Master, please open your bag!" Even the man didn't come up to help. Boss Huang took a ruler, picked out the clothes in the bag one by one, threw them aside, and shouted the price in his mouth, so that he could compete with the cloth sellers in the street. When we finally checked out, it was all for the men. Boss Huang went to the back to drink tea and smoke. I think I know the lifeblood of the Cai family. But in the past two years, this pulse is a bit strange. & ltbr & gt
The second young master of the Cai family suddenly stopped selling old clothes, and in turn sent people to the Cai family from time to time. After talking nonsense for a long time, I leaned down and took something out of the back cabinet to show him. Everything is a very good antique. Whether it's Kangxi's colorful dishes or Shen's fine pen fan. The second young master put things on the table, and the game went back to more than ten years ago. Boss Huang said, "The thin camel is bigger than the horse, and the bottom of the second young master's box has no edge! Everything has been sold for almost twenty years, one is one! " Master Cai smiled and said flatly, "I can't sell anything left by my ancestors." Isn't that a black sheep? " But the price is hard to say. The asking price of everything is higher than Boss Huang's estimated selling price, which is called "neck stalk price" in the antique world. Is to force others to hang themselves. & ltbr & gt
People like Cai sell things in two ways: one is to sell the poor, and the other is to sell the rich. The so-called selling poverty means that people are eager to use money and rush to make moves. When they meet such people, they will be lucky. The so-called selling money means that people are not short of money and can sell at high prices. There is no way to live or die when you meet such a person. Master Cai has been selling the poor, so when will he sell the rich? & ltbr & gt
One day, Mao, the boss of Beijing Liulichang Dayaxuan, came to Jingguzhai. These two antique shops in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei have frequent contacts on weekdays, exchanging goods and looking for buyers. They know each other very well. & ltbr & gt
Boss Mao saw something familiar on the antique shelf as soon as he entered the door. Looking closer, I saw a stack of diamond sutras carved with eight pieces of suet jade on a delicate rosewood shelf. The fine print of the pavilion is exquisite, and it is painted with real gold. He twisted his face and said to Boss Huang, "Where did you get this?" The expression on her face was full of doubt. & ltbr & gt
Boss Huang said, "I'm new here half a month ago. Why? " & ltbr & gt
Boss Mao asked, "Who sold you?" & ltbr & gt
Boss Huang rolled his eyes. I hope you Beijingers really don't know the rules. In antique shops, you can't ask buyers or sellers. He smiled and didn't take advantage. & ltbr & gt
Boss Mao feels that he is asking inappropriate questions. He changed his tune and said, "Did your second young master Cai from Tianjin give it to you? I bought this thing in my hand. " & ltbr & gt
Boss Huang was shocked. He couldn't help saying, "He's a seller! How to buy things? " & ltbr & gt
Boss Mao took it: "I always thought he was a buyer. How can he still sell it?"? Otherwise, I just asked you. " & ltbr & gt
Both of them are idiots with big eyes and small eyes & ltbr & gt
Boss Mao suddenly pointed to a bottle of blue and white Daming Chenghua on the cabinet and said, "I sold it to him, too!" " How much did he give you? I gave it to him as if I had thrown it away for nothing. “& ltbr & gt
Boss Mao is still in the dark, and boss Huang has the truth in his heart. He can't ask boss Mao to know everything. After Boss Mao left, he immediately said to the guys, "Remember, Master Cai can't deal with it any more. This son of a bitch has the ability to sell things and become refined! " & ltbr & gt
Gossip: Everything can be "refined". Today, we chose to put this article on the "Fortune Channel" just to let a few people know that living a heart is money. Although the advocate's tactics in the story are a little dark, you really have to learn that idea so as not to be fooled. & ltbr & gt
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