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How to reply to a red envelope is both humorous and polite?

Hello, you can reply in the following three ways: humor, high emotional intelligence and funny.

Humorous answer

1. The feeling of being kept by rich people turned out to be like this. 2. Farewell to send warm, a grassroots unit. Thank you very much. I missed you in those years, but today, I can't miss your red envelope anyway. My little girl really doesn't know how to thank you for such a big red envelope. She might as well make a promise. 5. All unreasonable things can be defeated in a red envelope and become an I love you! 6. I dare not accept so many little girls! 7. I am satisfied with the transfer amount. You can retire. 8. Look at the amount of money you transfer, and you will know that you are a noble person. 9. All unreasonable things can be defeated in a red envelope and become an I love you! 10. Whose fairy tale book was not closed, and the generous prince ran out again.

A reply with high emotional intelligence.

1, good friend, accept it gladly, and make jokes to enhance friendship. I wanted to sleep in spring. As soon as the red envelope was issued, I immediately blew my sleepy head away. Seeing money is the true nature of a man. Dude, steal the fun first. There is a cheerful atmosphere in the speech, and the red envelope has no white hair. 2, hardcore, you can also reply in an ironic tone. The fishing operation began. I really regret that my hands are not enough, for fear of missing a hundred million. As a result, I was cheated again, and you successfully cheated me out with a penny. Haha, a penny is also love, so we owe it.

Funny reply class

1. You received an advance payment for loving me. Please use the rest of your life to make up the difference. I know you like me, but now I have found proof. 3. After successful blood transfusion, your wife's emotional value increased by 50, and her love value increased by 100.