Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Have you ever experienced the pain of being with a thin person?

Have you ever experienced the pain of being with a thin person?

Some people say that there must be a fat person in the class and among our friends. Hands down, as I contributed one myself. But what is easy to overlook is that there must be at least one thin person among them. My wife happens to be one of them.

We often say that when we are with fat friends, fat people have a good appetite, and even we will become fat. What about being with a thin guy? The answer is actually the same. Thin people are always shouting that they want to gain weight. They even need to be beaten more and want to drag you with them every day. How can they not gain weight?

Let me tell you an interesting thing first. After dinner, I met a young girl on the road. She was petite and wearing a very ladylike floral skirt. She was probably no younger than me. She was smoking a cigarette and her movements were very skillful. Not surprised, I have reservations about women smoking. At that time, I joked with my wife that such a petite girl smokes. It stands to reason that a big guy like me would be manly if he smoked. My wife raised two fingers and said "double". I was stunned for a moment and didn't react. He then said, "You are her double, she is 64 and you are over 120." Hahahaha... we both laughed for a long time.

Well, it’s funny and humorous, but the truth is very sad. The flesh grows on me, not on him.

Let’s talk about our daily diet. From Friday to Sunday, he took me out to eat, hot pot, dry pot, grilled fish, grilled frog, beef offal, steamed buns, desserts... I really ate all kinds of delicacies within a ten-mile radius over and over again. From Monday to Friday, it was only 5:30 after get off work, and he shouted, "Skinny people are always hungry. It's already seven or eight o'clock when we get home to cook. Can we eat outside?" ! Feeling, when have we ever cooked? After finally cooking a meal, he adds a lot of oil when cooking. Can you, a skinny guy, consider whether your fat wife’s body can handle it? You asked him back, and he smiled, "It's okay. You can reduce it after eating." Suddenly speechless.

I can tolerate this. After all, who doesn’t like to go out to eat delicious food on weekends? Who wants to cook when he gets home when he is tired from get off work? It’s not fair to him to have less oil for cooking. We can only advise him to take care of both when we live together. one time. But I definitely don’t dare to touch late-night snacks, so it’s not more than 120, it’s possible to pay 140. But do you want to call me every time you have midnight snacks? Come and eat some. Let’s eat some together. It’s delicious. It’s really delicious. Try it. You won’t gain weight if you eat a little... I can’t bear it. , I have to rely on my will not to be tempted by delicious food, but meeting such a thin husband is really tormenting.

In order to let him understand the power of this, I said half seriously and half jokingly, "Wait a minute, your wife is 140 years old and people are laughing at you, what will you do?" He smiled again, are they laughing at you? Then, laugh.

? Well, I don’t expect my thin husband to help me or supervise my weight loss, because he doesn’t understand even if I tell him, and how can a thin man understand the principles of weight loss if he can’t gain weight no matter what he eats? ? !

Have you ever experienced the pain of being with a thin person? The closer the relationship between this thin man and you is, the more you can understand this pain, so congratulations, no, comfort you.