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The girl changed the light bulb herself. Tell me about the feeling that the light bulb suddenly broke down.

1, a person changes a light bulb, I really want to have a male basin friend with eight abdominal muscles!

I installed the mosquito net myself. I think I can change the light bulb myself soon.

3, the weather is fine, the room light is broken, just play a mobile phone ~ I like to watch my favorite cooking drama, which is twice as fast.

4. Move by yourself, change the light bulb by yourself, assemble the furniture by yourself, and connect the sewer by yourself. You don't know where your limit is. Living alone will tell you.

I can't change the light bulb, and I can't even reach it. I hate being a girl.

6. I can peel the shrimp myself, change the light bulb myself, open the bottle cap myself and take care of myself, including fooling myself when I am angry with you. What do I want you to do?

7. It seems that there is no need to change the light bulb, and suddenly I find that this light is on again.

The room light suddenly broke down this morning, and so did the key to open the door at night.

9. I practiced fencing at night, but the lighting was not good. Change the light bulb tomorrow!

10, last Monday's arrangement: buy faucet light bulbs and change faucet light bulbs, and tomorrow's arrangement: buy faucet and change faucet.

1 1, struggling to get up and exercise, the room light suddenly broke down. It's hard to say it's not fate

12, today's new experience: lift the bed board by hand and disassemble the pineapple by hand. Mom no longer has to worry about lxc not changing the light bulb.

13, push your mother back from a walk, fix the switch, change the light, change the light bulb, anything! Don't flatter yourself.

14, I can't remember how many times I changed the light bulb, but I'm not proud this time. Are you old, or do you want to be a little loser who is taken care of?

15, the room light was broken, and then I was lost in thought.

16. The light in the room is broken. I'll fix it with a lamp.

17, the room light is broken, but thank you for the light outside. -To friends

18, so happy tomorrow weekend. Although there are classes on Saturday, I still like weekends. I may have formed a habit since primary school.

19, in fact, changing a light bulb will be very nerve-racking, and moving a stool is just a psychological construction for a while before changing it.

20. Since the light in my room broke down, I suddenly went to bed earlier, slept better and had enough energy, which made me wonder if I should fix the light.

2 1, after living alone, I found that there is nothing I can't change the light bulb, seal the balcony and install curtains to continuously unlock new skills.

22. The light bulb is broken, and even you are forcing me to find someone? I will learn how to change light bulbs in the future.

23. When I set foot on the road of changing my own light bulb, I knew I was one step closer to being single forever.

24, the room light is broken, flash ~ my small desk lamp just illuminates the room.

25, making money, changing light bulbs, door locks, sockets, fighting cockroaches, assembling furniture, climbing the clothesline outside the fifth floor window, nothing difficult! It's simply excellent!