Love humor short joke

Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

1. Is it wrong to like you? Why are you cursing me for thundering? Ok, let me love you once before you curse me to death!

2. Men's love is affection, women's love is duty, men's playboy is talent, and women's playboy is nameless.

3. me! The sky is like a dragon, you are like a phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky and you chase after it on the ground. I love you, and I won't lie to you, just as farmers love corn.

4, men, please pay attention: don't think about reasoning with women. A creature that bleeds for seven days a month and can't die is a fate on this planet.

5, mala Tang summer is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, the heart is black in front of the eyes, and the head is sweating; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold candy, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

6. Shanglian: I want to keep you at my house even after cajoling and persuading. Bottom line: Work hard and run, and be bad, because you are the treasure in my heart. Horizontal batch: Here you are. Hey hey, I miss you.

7. Face proposed to Tooth, Tooth said in a panic: You are green face, I am fangs, and it is terrible for us to be together.

8. When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of "everlasting". Now when it comes to marriage, I think of "how long can I hold on?"

9. If you can look at me until I become an ugly old bald man with a big belly, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady.

10, send you a couplet? The first part is: the wind is blowing, it is raining, and I am waiting for your call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much!

1 1, may all the women in the world become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!

12, I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

13, crazy for you, crazy for you, broke my heart for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. Love me and miss me, like a star on a summer night; If you like, please forget me, just like a dream in spring.

14. Taking the initiative for a long time will make you very tired. If you care for a long time, you will collapse. Silence for a long time, you will suffer. You will cry if you miss it for a long time.

15, the mountain is not high, there are immortals; The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit; Love you, don't say it, but understand it with your heart; Don't ask, focus on affection; Love you for 365 days and nights and miss you for 365 days today and tomorrow.

16, love, love, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you off!

17, I think of your smile when I get up, and I smell you when I wash my face. You are my need before going to bed. Really can't leave you, dear? Toilet?

18, spring is not a day to study, summer is just a good time to sleep; There are mosquitoes in autumn and it is cold in winter. If you want to study, wait until next year.

19, let me say: I like you like this! Tell me if you can: I like you!

20. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; Love your obsession, love the meat you love!

2 1, think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories are shining with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile as long as I think of you.

22, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

23, the side of MM overlord is a curse; When I practice my skills and have a successful career, I can serve my parents well; Be sure to lay down your life and take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

24, I am not high-profile, just suddenly open my eyes and look at your heartbeat; You are so important to me, just like three meals and oxygen; Honey, don't run, I'll take care of you and make you happy!

25, women and women are really wonderful, they will have children and sleep; She jumps when she sees silver, and laughs when she has food; No money, no face, no tone change, talking like a ghost!

26, how to say love, pour all the wine in the cup. I take one bite after another, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

27. If you think my memory (deposit) is insufficient and my hardware (house) is not perfect, I hope to share a server with you.

28. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

29. Chinese girls fantasize about love, mathematics girls count love, history girls attack love, and foreign language girls export love.

You can call me whatever you want, but you should kiss me twice. As long as you are willing to get married tomorrow, you are not afraid to suck the marrow. Marrying a wife is nothing, and my head has dropped a big bowl.

3 1, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

32. I had an accident and sprained my waist. Did you cause the accident? I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

33. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it's true, I'm willing to meet you for ten thousand times. It's easy for me to recall my last life.

34. Don't lose heart, my friend. Without her, I would sleep less in bed and cook less in the kitchen.

35. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

36. I have been deeply concerned about you since I met you online. Don't want to go home at night. Just because you are online, I would rather surf the internet than go to bed. It's all for you!

37. Who do you know? Fate is predestined? ; Fall in love with you Can't love? ; Marry you? Have to? ; Abandoned you? Normal phenomenon? .

38. Yesterday, you ran in my mind all day. At night, you accompany me in my dream. I want to say: thank you, you have worked hard!

39. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

40. I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and I am heartbroken for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless.

4 1, I love you like a dollar. The Great Wall of Wan Li witnessed our first love. I love you as much as I love five yuan, and the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like our feelings winding. I love you as much as ten yuan, forever!

42. The definition of a man means that he can earn a lot of money; The definition of a woman is that she can spend a lot of money.

43. A man's proudest person is not how many women he has, but how many men his women are willing to reject for him.

44. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

45. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

46. What is spring? First love? , summer is? Love? What is autumn? Yellow light love? , winter is? Crystal love? . ? Reluctant to leave? Love you, you are my dream? Double turn!

47. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

48. There are many women in the world, and men say that there is more than one woman worthy of love; There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love.

49. Me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

50. Dear: You fly in the sky and I chase after you on the ground! You swim and swim in the water, and I watch and watch on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly!

5 1. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

52. Adhere to the system of issuing all wages and bonuses. Don't tamper with your salary and don't hide your money in the closet. But you can apply for 500 yuan change every month. (Japanese yen).

53. God is a thief who keeps stealing my world. I panicked and looked everywhere, but I'm glad you're still here. I asked God why he didn't take you with him. God shrugged: you love this man too much, I can't steal it!

54. The feeling of kissing you is crisp, hugging you is soft, loving you is sweet, and thinking of you is bitter!

55. I am a bird imprisoned by you. I have forgotten how high the sky is. I can't tolerate my delusion in this dazzling city. Tears are my only luxury.

56. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty.

57. You are a cigarette, I am a tobacco leaf, you are a flower, I am a flower, you are a hair, and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never part!

58. After a farewell, two feelings are connected, three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, and the whole grain is divided. Why? Very homesick! All kinds of helplessness.

Dear, today I will summon up the courage to tell you three words that I have been afraid to say: I love you! I choose today as a special day. Because: there is reason to go back on our word in the future!

60. I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

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