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Live like a joke

It rained heavily for about ten minutes today, but the playground was filled with water in an instant.

Just after class, watching the water all over the playground made the naive children on the first floor happy. Some smiled and touched the raindrops with their hands, some cried and tried the depth of the water in the playground with their feet, and some deliberately strolled on the playground with umbrellas. ...

This can be anxious for the teacher on duty to maintain order and call the students to hurry into the classroom to avoid getting wet. As a result, from time to time in the classroom, a little head that is still unfinished.

Perhaps fun is the most important thing for them. What's it like to get caught in the rain? What happens when you jump into a puddle? What should I do if I run wildly on the playground with a splash? Like glittering and translucent blisters, endless imagination and expectation. ...

Back in the office, I heard from my colleagues that it rained heavily last night, too. The thunder was so loud that my son was awakened from a deep sleep and later sat in bed and cried.

What, thunder? Why didn't I hear it? How deep should I sleep? Super baby sleep?

Last night, I didn't finish it until after eleven o'clock. When I am too sleepy, I lie down and sleep. I didn't hear thunder at night. Is it because I wrote a bedtime prayer in my room last night?

Before going to bed, I entrusted all my troubles and anxieties to the universe. I only went to sleep with peace and love.

Before I wake up from sleep, please love me unconditionally, and clean up and transform all the memories, beliefs and emotions that are not in my best interests. Inject me with new energy that I like.

When I wake up tomorrow, I will be full of peace, joy, strength and love.

I also want to make a beautiful dream for the universe, thank you, I love you!

If it is really because of the prayer before going to bed, it is not magical, because many things are true, although we can't see them, it depends on whether you believe it or not.

Take care of your daughter before going to bed at night: call your mother as soon as your alarm clock rings tomorrow. I had something to do long ago. I often sleep deeply, and I can't hear the alarm clock, and I didn't hear it this morning.

Did you hear thunder last night?

My daughter said while wearing sneakers: of course I heard it, it was so loud!

Haha, I suddenly admire myself. I can't hear the thunder that children can hear at night, and I have been immersed in my dreams.

Once, I couldn't sleep either. At that time, I felt that I had lost the most precious thing in my life, and I felt that the responsibility lay with me. So I fell into worry, entanglement, fear and chagrin. ...

Now that I think about it, it's all because I'm too free. It's just a matter of thinking. Kind of like moaning.

There is no gain without reason, and there is no loss without reason. Cause and effect, no unhappiness.

Accept what happened. I can't afford to hide. Leave the low-energy place and don't look back.

That night, after several fierce ideological struggles, I finally decided to quit the chaotic group. At the moment I quit, I closed my eyes and suddenly felt safe, and I no longer had to be afraid of shaking all over. That night, I also began to sleep for a long time.

Just turn around and do what you like and move on, even if the process is a bit difficult, as long as you move forward bravely, maybe there will be unexpected surprises at the next intersection.

Keep shouting "put it down", put it down for what?

In fact, the so-called "letting go" is just to remove your heart of separation, right and wrong, gain and loss, and persistence.

When you improve the realm and pattern, the original problems will naturally disappear, because you have to do more important and meaningful things.

Learn from children's play mentality, life is like a joke, you don't have to take it too seriously. The most painful place may produce the most beautiful, bright and fragrant flowers.

No matter what happens, even if it is unbearable, you must firmly believe that one day, new dreams will replace old troubles, and you will surpass yourself and have a broader space!