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High scores for persuasion?
2, get drunk again; When you stand on your legs, it doesn't count-move your ass (legs) to show respect.
3, wine and meat, friends pay attention! Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll clean it up.
4. Show your skills in times of crisis and drink to your brothers.
5. A big river has wide waves. I'll make this cup first. Have a drink before pouring the wine. )
6. Pour wine into white bottles and cups. Don't push the wine until you reach it. The wine tastes bad, and it's a pleasure to have friends from afar.
7. Excited heart and trembling hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't drink me ugly. (The lady toasts the leader)
8. Go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't reach it. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we cheat. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.
9. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.
10, when will you drink it again when it reaches the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
1 1, with deep feelings and shallow feelings. (Toast a friend)
12, the foot of my bed is shining so brightly. I suspect it's frost. Lift the cup opposite and have a drink. (drinking with friends across the street)
13, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, how about a drink less?
14, don't say anything, the closest thing is big brother. (drinking with the old man)
15, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
16, the market economy is not easy, drink a glass of wine quickly; Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. Please buy a drink for those who do business in the sea. )
17, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.
18, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty. Good drinker. Have a drink.
19, there is no cloud in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.
20, drink a catty and a bucket, and then be promoted to vice president! If you can drink a bucket and a can, the winery director will let you go!
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