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Laoganma put the Chili sauce for big customers. What response will Tencent make?
Recently, in an afternoon in Weibo, Tencent responded to three forged documents and signed a contract with Tencent, which was called to prevent similar things from happening again in Tencent. Tencent welcomes netizens to provide similar clues through comments or private messages. Tencent will pay its own money and prepare 1000 bottles of Laoganma as a reward. Tencent lost its face today, and Laoganma is still your Laoganma. It not only understates one sentence:? Tencent, you have been cheated. You have called the police. ? , made a turnaround, and because of this, sales soared and became the most successful marketing case, although it was an accident. Tencent laughed at itself in a humorous and somewhat bleak tone on official website after learning that it had been cheated. Suddenly I feel that the old godmother who used to smell good is not fragrant? And said that there will be prizes, offering a reward of 1000 bottles of Laoganma to collect clues from netizens. I have to say that Tencent has a strong desire to survive. After all, it is no small matter to offend Laoganma. If it is not low-key, it is not a joke to be refuted by Laoganma. It is reported that this matter is not so complicated, just a few old customers of Tencent. In order to make some money and create this farce, the three suspects also conducted a fierce search on seals, which can be described as invincible. Three fake seals cost Tencent160,000, which is sky-high. Tencent doesn't know what it looks like now. It is not a problem that Laos horses are not fragrant. The problem is that if you buy 654.38+06 million Laoganma, you have to let Tencent's canteen eat for many years. With this in mind, netizens can't help gossiping. At present, Tencent's tragic situation in almost all media is in sharp contrast with the spirit of the old horse. The former asked for 1000 bottles of Laoganma as compensation and as a reward, and the dealers and e-commerce companies of the second discount company took out 1000 bottles of Chili sauce, which were directly marked in big letters on the copy as special for big customers. Netizens quickly left a message in Tencent official website, claiming that the VIP gift package had been launched. Now the sales of these gift packages are not high, only four packages are sold. Netizens joked that there must be a list of Tencent's major customers in these four lists. I have to say that netizens' spit on Tencent is one after another. In the final analysis, Tencent's games are fascinating, of course, the equipment is too expensive, and netizens can only vent through their old godmother.
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