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After 00, my daughter learned to steam steamed bread.

After the Spring Festival, due to the serious epidemic, the nearby supermarkets and steamed stuffed bun shops have not opened yet, and all the steamed stuffed buns bought during the Spring Festival have been eaten up. What should I do? The whole family can't drink northwest wind on an empty stomach?

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There is really no trick, only buns! I hardly steamed steamed buns, and I was forced to go to Liangshan! Just do it, a pot of steamed bread is cooked, probably because of hunger. The daughter was full of praise and said, "The steamed bread made by my mother is really delicious!" "My heart is full of joy!

A pot of steamed bread was quickly eaten up. In order to be lazy, I encouraged my daughter to learn steamed bread: "Since you like to eat steamed bread at home, learn it!" You can eat it every day! "

My daughter went home on holiday, and she didn't even go to the kitchen a few times, only washed the dishes a few times. If she is not interested in cooking, will she agree to learn to steam steamed bread?

God, I didn't think my daughter would agree! It can be seen how much she likes to eat steamed buns at home! I'm a two-legged kung fu chef, and I'm going to accept my apprentice! ! !

I told her that steaming steamed bread requires four processes: mixing flour ~ waking flour ~ mixing flour to make steamed bread ~ steaming steamed bread.

2

After lunch, she was worried that she would be covered in flour for the first time, so she helped to tie an apron. After dressing up, my daughter officially began to learn steamed buns.

First of all, the first process: kneading dough. I prepared half a bowl of noodles, put a bag of yeast and a bowl of warm water, and then taught her to stir the flour with one hand and pour water into the bowl with the other. I poured half a bowl of water into the bowl first, and then put it in as appropriate.

? Before my daughter began to mix noodles, I used a joke that my grandmother told countless times when I was a child to give her a shot:

Once upon a time, there was a silly girl who learned to mix noodles. Her mother said, put some flour in the basin, prepare a bowl of water, pour the water into the basin, add water if there is more flour, and add flour if there is more water. Just watch the addition.

Unexpectedly, after a while, the silly girl ran over and asked her mother, "Mom, there is no room for the flour in the basin." What should I do? "

After hearing this story, my daughter giggled, and I smiled and said, "When you learn to make dough, be careful not to become that silly girl."

Daughters should mix flour, put their hands together in the basin and scratch each other. I had to stand by and help her add water. Her hands were covered with flour, and I couldn't help laughing when I looked at her in a mess.

Inadvertently, she poured too much water, as if she were playing with mud instead of mixing noodles. I can't help it. I added some flour to her. Now, she is afraid to add water. Her hands are not kneading dough, but washing clothes, and the flour is mixed like a hard one!

She put her hand in the basin and her toes left the ground. I was scared and shouted, "Silly boy, you should use so much strength, or you will collapse our dining table."

It took a lot of effort to finally make up. I put the basin in a pot with hot water and began to wake up for two hours.

? three

After waking up, my daughter began to knead dough to make steamed bread. Because little water is added to the dough, the dough is still hard. The daughter joked, "Mom, this dough feels like a piece of meat in your hand instead of a piece of flour."

"Ha ha, who let you so strong? I'm afraid it's not a steamed bread, it's a brick. "

"How did that happen? I don't want to steam steamed bread for the first time, not bricks. I expect the steamed bread to be soft. Delicious! "

? four

The daughter had a hard time kneading the dough into steamed bread. I put these steamed buns in a warm pot and woke up for another 30 minutes. After steaming for 20 minutes, the steamed buns are finally cooked.

The steamed bread is about to be cooked. My daughter stood in the kitchen nervously and curiously, wanting to see the steamed bread made by herself as soon as possible. I was also worried that the steamed bread was too hard to eat, so we both lifted the lid with trepidation.

Ah! A pot of hot, white and soft steamed bread is displayed in front of us! Before I could take the steamed bread out of the pot, my daughter took out one and took a bite.

"Delicious, I succeeded! I succeeded! " Looking at my daughter with a big smile, I also smiled happily!