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Essay on Property Community

Here are two sketches, both between neighbors! ! I hope I can help you!

First of all, the sketch between neighbors

Complex: There are two, and they are opposite. A woman loves playing mahjong and a woman loves dancing. Both of them look down on each other. They quarreled about a bag of rubbish. They swore at each other and had a fierce quarrel. Just then, a believing sister passed by and heard their noise. She came up to persuade them to preach the gospel and make them believe in Jesus. After patient persuasion, God's love moved them, and they were loyal to the two families and reconciled. The nuns took them home and prayed for them, asking God to choose them. They confess their sins, repent and become new people, thus leaving their sins and turning to Jesus.

Neighbor A: (coming out, yawning) Well, it's really unlucky tonight. Lost more than 500 yuan at cards. Go home, have a good sleep, have a good dream, and I'll get it back at night. (Walking to the door, I see a bag of things in front of my house) Hey, what's that? Did God see that I lost money and pity me for giving me something? I took a few happy steps and opened it. It was a bag of rubbish, cursing. The garbage thrown at my door by the man with the broken hand (looking at the opposite door) must be a living demon across the hall. Every day is either a karaoke bar or a ballroom. It's really embarrassing to cuddle with men all day (throw garbage across the door and go home to sleep).

Neighbor b: (appeared, carrying a small bag, smoking a cigarette, and came back sweetly. What do you mean by living? It means peace of mind and happiness! Look at me. I don't work, and I'm not like other housewives. I either revolve around my husband and children or revolve around the kitchen. What do I mean? If I live a smart life, I have to learn from me. I either sing or dance every day. This is an understanding of life. (Walking forward while singing) "Yesterday was like the flowing water in the East. You can't live without me, but today it's disturbing me. I'm so worried." (Seeing the plastic bag at the door, I quickly stepped forward and said) What's that? Is it because I have long eyes and dance well that I will be rewarded with a big treasure? Opening it, he was livid with anger. Someone broke his leg and threw garbage at my door. That must be gambling. Look at her, she is away from home every day, making a living by gambling all day, winning a lot of flowers and fighting even when she loses. It's not a good thing to hang out with men every day (throw away the garbage) and go home.

Neighbor a: (come out and yell at me if you hear swearing. Who are you cursing? Who is bad? Who do you think you are? I don't want to talk to you yet! Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ...

Neighbor B: (coming out from behind the door) Who did you scold?

Neighbor A: You left the garbage in front of my house. What's wrong! You despise me, and I despise you! Gambling all day, not coming home at night, quarreling with my husband if I lose, etc.

Neighbor B: What happened to my gambling? I didn't hug a man. Shame on you!

Neighbor A: Aren't you with a man? You are shameless! They stand back to back and look at each other again. They all turned their heads angrily and snorted at the same time. At this moment, an elder sister heard the scolding. )

Sister: What are you two arguing about? What happened to the neighbors? Do you have to scold them? You see how ugly the curse is. Does that sound funny?

Neighbors A and B: Hold the sisters' hands at the same time, and please listen to the faithful sisters.

Sister: Don't say anything to any of you. I heard you arguing just now. (Both of them are anxious to talk) May I advise you to listen to me first? (Suddenly, the two men fell silent) We women should respect ourselves, and neighbors should not abuse each other. When anyone makes mistakes, it is good to correct them. I am a Christian. If you all believe in God, there will be no quarrel. Neighbors should respect and help each other. As the saying goes, distant relatives are better than close neighbors!

Neighbors A and B: (They look at each other, and one of them says)

Neighbor A: This person is usually very enthusiastic!

Neighbor b: I just haven't seen anyone who quarreled with me, and my face is red.

Sister: None of you go to work. Come to church with me if you have nothing to do. Let's live a church life together. As long as you come before God and confess your sins, you can live in harmony and be blessed by God everywhere!

Their faces softened and they all smiled shyly. )

Sisters: If you want God's blessing, please come to my house now, and let's pray that God will accept you.

Neighbors A and B: Good! We are willing!

Sister: OK, go home!

(Three people holding hands and singing together)

Sister, sister, I love you, and Christ Jesus protects you. May you have a good mood, we believe in the Lord!

Second, the sketches between neighbors.

Complex: There are two, and they are opposite. A woman loves playing mahjong and a woman loves dancing. Both of them look down on each other. They quarreled about a bag of rubbish. They swore at each other and had a fierce quarrel. Just then, a believing sister passed by and heard their noise. She came up to persuade them to preach the gospel and make them believe in Jesus. After patient persuasion, God's love moved them, and they were loyal to the two families and reconciled. The nuns took them home and prayed for them, asking God to choose them. They confess their sins, repent and become new people, thus leaving their sins and turning to Jesus.

Neighbor A: (coming out, yawning) Well, it's really unlucky tonight. Lost more than 500 yuan at cards. Go home, have a good sleep, have a good dream, and I'll get it back at night. (Walking to the door, I see a bag of things in front of my house) Hey, what's that? Did God see that I lost money and pity me for giving me something? I took a few happy steps and opened it. It was a bag of rubbish, cursing. The garbage thrown at my door by the man with the broken hand (looking at the opposite door) must be a living demon across the hall. Every day is either a karaoke bar or a ballroom. It's really embarrassing to cuddle with men all day (throw garbage across the door and go home to sleep).

Neighbor b: (appeared, carrying a small bag, smoking a cigarette, and came back sweetly. What do you mean by living? It means peace of mind and happiness! Look at me. I don't work, and I'm not like other housewives. I either revolve around my husband and children or revolve around the kitchen. What do I mean? If I live a smart life, I have to learn from me. I either sing or dance every day. This is an understanding of life. (Walking forward while singing) "Yesterday was like the flowing water in the East. You can't live without me, but today it's disturbing me. I'm so worried." (Seeing the plastic bag at the door, I quickly stepped forward and said) What's that? Is it because I have long eyes and dance well that I will be rewarded with a big treasure? Opening it, he was livid with anger. Someone broke his leg and threw garbage at my door. That must be gambling. Look at her, she is away from home every day, making a living by gambling all day, winning a lot of flowers and fighting even when she loses. It's not a good thing to hang out with men every day (throw away the garbage) and go home.

Neighbor a: (come out and yell at me if you hear swearing. Who are you cursing? Who is bad? Who do you think you are? I don't want to talk to you yet! Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ...

Neighbor B: (coming out from behind the door) Who did you scold?

Neighbor A: You left the garbage in front of my house. What's wrong! You despise me, and I despise you! Gambling all day, not coming home at night, quarreling with my husband if I lose, etc.

Neighbor B: What happened to my gambling? I didn't hug a man. Shame on you!

Neighbor A: Aren't you with a man? You are shameless! They stand back to back and look at each other again. They all turned their heads angrily and snorted at the same time. At this moment, an elder sister heard the scolding. )

Sister: What are you two arguing about? What happened to the neighbors? Do you have to scold them? You see how ugly the curse is. Does that sound funny?

Neighbors A and B: Hold the sisters' hands at the same time, and please listen to the faithful sisters.

Sister: Don't say anything to any of you. I heard you arguing just now. (Both of them are anxious to talk) May I advise you to listen to me first? (Suddenly, the two men fell silent) We women should respect ourselves, and neighbors should not abuse each other. When anyone makes mistakes, it is good to correct them. I am a Christian. If you all believe in God, there will be no quarrel. Neighbors should respect and help each other. As the saying goes, distant relatives are better than close neighbors!

Neighbors A and B: (They look at each other, and one of them says)

Neighbor A: This person is usually very enthusiastic!

Neighbor b: I just haven't seen anyone who quarreled with me, and my face is red.

Sister: None of you go to work. Come to church with me if you have nothing to do. Let's live a church life together. As long as you come before God and confess your sins, you can live in harmony and be blessed by God everywhere!

Their faces softened and they all smiled shyly. )

Sisters: If you want God's blessing, please come to my house now, and let's pray that God will accept you.

Neighbors A and B: Good! We are willing!

Sister: OK, go home!

(Three people holding hands and singing together)

Sister, sister, I love you, and Christ Jesus protects you. May you have a good mood, we believe in the Lord!