20 jokes that make people laugh until their stomachaches.

1. The cat is in love, but it is worried because it doesn't know whether the other person likes … a woman with a beard.

2. There is a kind of person: Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.

God arranged fate for us, but forgot to give us instructions.

4. Eason Chan's "Ten Years" sings the voice of every fat paper: I want to be thin while crying. ...

I went to the toilet several times in a row and suddenly found myself a good boy.

6. The university doesn't even bring a piece of calculus paper. Why doesn't Lian Bi bring it? ! !

7. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal. ...

8. Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

9. Accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money, the other kills.

10. I changed her from a girl to a woman, and she changed me from a boy to ... a poor person.

1 1. Think twice before you act is only a minority, and most of them still think twice.

12. It is said that the spring breeze is like scissors, and the wind and rain every day in Nima is simply a dragon crescent moon blade. ...

13. Things like drinking Meng Po Tang must be solved first, right?

14. Funny classic personality signature: junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

15. The teacher asked to make sentences by daydreaming. A girl's homework is: during the day? Dream! .

16. Brothers are either in Jianghu or on their way to Jianghu.

17. Immature men always care about the beauty of women; Mature men are good at reading their wives' faces.

18. I don't want to move, I don't want to talk, so I don't move, even if China moves. ...

19. People are not afraid of death, and what they are most afraid of is not knowing life.

20. I have a wish: before 2012165438+1October 1 1, someone called me and said, "Isn't this festival good enough?"