Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Don't leave jokes for yourself.

Don't leave jokes for yourself.

1, try to relax and spend every day happily. If you worry about it day after day, you might as well live happily. Don't abuse yourself too much. Life is short, there are many things to enjoy, but they are limited. Be kind to yourself, your family and everything. Good night ~ 2. Tired, you can see the world from another angle. A person's life is a life of choice. Choose forward or backward, smile or cry, persist or give up, forgive or care, choose complex or simple, choose different results. Every minute, we are choosing. The infinite past ends with the present, and the infinite future starts with the present. Good night~

It turns out that nothing in the world is eternal. Friendship will die. A love, separated, broke up. Cherish what you have now, maybe the next second, it won't belong to you anymore. Good night~

4. There is one person who will never abandon you at any time, and this person is yourself; Love yourself, more sunshine, less misty rain. Even if one day the person you love floats away, don't pursue the footsteps you can't stay in vain, take the rest of the way and learn to be independent. None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves. Life is not long, learn to be good to yourself. . Good night~

5, strong, not in the face of sadness without shedding a tear, but after drying the tears, face the future life with a smile. It's all over, it's all about to start. Good night~

6. Your own heartache can only be treated by yourself; The most important thing is to be happy today; Good mood is invented by oneself; Do what you should do with peace of mind; Don't always give yourself a hard time; Don't chase worldly fame and fortune; Extremely undesirable; Don't care too much about other people's comments; The more evil thoughts, the deeper the pain; Be careful not to live too tired; Everyone has his own way of life; Don't be a slave to wishes.

7, the mentality is not good, to put it bluntly, the vision is too short and the mind is too narrow. The word mentality, taken apart, means having a bigger heart. My heart is getting bigger every day, how can my mentality be bad? There is always an answer to everything. Instead of worrying, learn to accept that a generous heart is wronged and inflated. When a lot of dissatisfaction can be swallowed, your heart will grow bigger unconsciously. If the pericardium is too weak, there will be no pain and injury. Good night~

8. The road ahead is still far. Life is already so hard, so don't expose some things. Never judge whether others are happy or not, even if that person looks lonely and helpless. Happiness is like drinking water, understand it. You are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart? Good night~

9. Cherishing what you have now is an aesthetic concept. There are many things in the world, but few really belong to themselves. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart. Good night~

10, there is no hard work in this world. Life is a process of cultivation. Why use this uneven heart to humiliate yourself and hurt the years? In life, just cultivate what you can; No, it doesn't matter if you have habits, you can turn pain into pleasure. Living is a kind of practice.

1 1. Go out and see different scenery and meet different people and things, and you will find that your troubles are so insignificant. Good night~

12, no matter what, it is always unforgivable for a person to fall under an excuse. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself. Good night~

13, life can not be smooth sailing, there are successes and failures; There are happiness and loss. If we take these ups and downs in life too seriously, then life will never be calm for us and there will never be laughter. There must be a pursuit in life, and the temporary lack of it will not hinder the happiness of daily life. Therefore, having a normal mind is an essential lubricant for life.

14, youth is the capital of our struggle. While we are young, we should grasp our beacon of life, don't always immerse ourselves in romantic things, and write our youth with our own practical actions to make it more colorful. We are happy because we have youth. Don't leave too many regrets for yourself, and don't wait until you lose it to know how to cherish it. Good night~

15. The fountain is beautiful because the water is under pressure. The waterfall is spectacular because there is a drop of water. Human growth and progress are the same. Without pressure, human potential cannot be developed and wisdom cannot bloom. The biggest loss is themselves. Give yourself a little pressure once in a while and let yourself bloom at the right time. You will find that you are actually excellent and extraordinary.

16, smart people must learn to be kind to themselves. There will always be so many failures, setbacks, pains and tortures in life. Please don't lock your heart at this time; Please don't let your heart be clouded; Please don't throw away all the good things in life, but open your heart. When misfortune comes, learn to love yourself and say to yourself: all this will pass, cherish every inch of your life.

17, I'm so tired after walking all the way. Let's stop and have a rest so as to go further. Looking up at the sky, I saw the mottled sunshine coming out of the cracks in the dark clouds and picking up the courage and confidence to move forward again; Looking back, think about what you left behind and what you can leave behind. As long as you relax, any giving up is an effort. Go on firmly, after all, the dream is far away, the future is far away, and the end point is far away. Good night~

18, a person who wants to be excellent must accept the challenge; If a person wants to be excellent as soon as possible, he must look for challenges. There are two kinds of successful people in the world, one is a fool and the other is a madman. A fool is a man who can bear hardships, and a madman is a man who can act.

19, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal when cutting. There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. Life, without eternal love and endless feelings, always ends; People who can't get it will always forget it.

20. No matter how far, you can come to an end; No matter how deep the pain is, it will end one day. With the hope of tomorrow, we can be stronger in every painful and happy day; With a dream of the future, you will smile more brilliantly in every ordinary but not dull day. As long as you don't give up, nothing can make you back down; As long as you are strong enough, nothing can crush you!

Aesthetic, inspirational, good morning, positive energy: the more nobody loves, the more you should love yourself.

1, tell yourself to work hard every day, even if you can't see the future, even if you can't see hope, you should believe in yourself. Learn to let go. Many times, the more you care, the more you lose. See through but don't tell the truth, many things, as long as you know, there is no need to say it. Be happy. If you can't get it, you just don't want it If you can't get it, you just don't want it Why do you have to be wronged? 2. Life is a journey. The road you have traveled is the life you have woven. We can't predict the future journey. However, we can grasp ourselves now, cherish everything around us, go our own way in a down-to-earth way, and don't leave ourselves a landscape of regret in life. Life has always been simple.

3. slow down; Think clearly about the big things; Small things are humorous; Be careful when you are in doubt; Don't say what you can't do; Never say anything that hurts others; Don't talk nonsense if you don't find it; Talk about other people's affairs cautiously; You can say whatever you want about yourself.

In fact, if anyone leaves our life, life will go on forever. Nobody needs to stay for us. We won't stay for anyone. Think it over.

Adversity is where God helps you eliminate your competitors. You know, if you feel uncomfortable, others feel uncomfortable, and you can't persist, so can others. Don't tell anyone that you can't go on. That will only give others confidence to keep going, and make competitors look at your smiling face, lose confidence and quit the competition. Victory belongs to those who have patience.

06. What is sex? Sex is virtue, virtue lasts for a long time, fate lasts for a long time, and yin dies. This truth is very enlightening. If a person always has resentment and hatred in his heart, and his eyes are always fixed on other people's shortcomings, how can he not be disgusting? You blame others, others blame you, and there is no winner. They are all losers in life.

07, people live in the world, can't be all right. When encountering difficulties and troubles, it is also good to listen to other people's suggestions. As the saying goes, listen to people and eat enough; Stakeholders lose, bystanders see clearly. However, resolving contradictions mainly depends on oneself. When you are upset, you may wish to think more about the following words, which may help to adjust your mentality.

08. A decision that has been painful in the bone for a long time finally made up my mind. Tears swirled and the sun kissed me secretly. Then, a person becomes a country, in a word, eternal. He is weak all his life and can't bear love any more. Summer flowers are getting thicker, vanishing, and love falls all over the world. On the wound, a row of flowers stood upright resolutely. Inspirational Quotes

09. Everyone has a different perception of happiness. This is probably related to people's different pursuits. Brave people, pursuing excitement, risking their lives or climbing mountains or drifting in turbulence, feel happy; Quiet people, who like leisure and are willing to live a lonely life, or a Zhuangzi or an ancient song, will also be filled with happiness.

10, the real peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to plant chrysanthemums in the hedge in your heart. Although the past flows, the sound of the waves remains unchanged day by day. As long as we get rid of our obsession, we can be quiet and safe. May you and I, all of us, never get lost in the colorful world again and really spend every day happily. If so, it will be a sunny day.

1 1. Life is a choice and a kind of giving up. People who can choose freely are happy, and the heart that can give up moderately is free and easy. Unfortunately, sometimes our choice is only to wait, there is no result, and we can only leave sadly; Sometimes we give up and are forced to turn around with tears in our eyes, and turn back frequently after going far. He who knows that he doesn't care about anything is invincible.

12, unknown flower, ill-fated, we should also learn to enjoy loneliness and loneliness, no one will accompany us to run around the world, no one will paint poems for us, and in the eyes of contempt, we should make the most beautiful addition. Although the nameless flowers are easily overlooked, I still maintain my constant enthusiasm for life, life and nature.

13. Kindness is a lovely flower, blooming in the heart. Everyone has a kind seed in his heart. Kindness is the smile of the soul and gratitude for life. Look at the world with a kind heart, and there will be no harm and coldness. More tolerance and more understanding; More goodwill, more hope; More gratitude will make the world warmer and brighter.

14, different people do the same thing for you, and you will feel a world of difference. What we care about is not things, but people. Calm people are kind to life, and there is no lack of enthusiasm in calmness; A calm person is calm, serene and not lacking in pleasure. A quiet life, after vicissitudes, is still beautiful and indifferent. Life is not abstract, only wonderful collection, not boring.

15, look down on everything and be kind to yourself. Let your heart always have a sunny and clear sky; Look down on the pain in front of you, maybe after the pain, it will be your happy paradise. People live and die in pain and trouble. Life without suffering is superficial and simple. Real pain can calm people down; Profound; Make people clear.

16, don't wait for an opportunity. It is about creating opportunities. The most tiring thing is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in my heart; The most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of one's own hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of one's heart.

17, there is no one in the world who will never make mistakes. Don't regret when you do something wrong. Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. Do it bravely, don't be afraid of making mistakes. No big deal. Frankly speaking, there are many people who want you to be defeated by your own mistakes. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

18, if you want to go to the foot of the mountain, go if you don't come. If the mountain doesn't turn into water and the boat doesn't turn, you can't change things. Then you can look at things from another angle and think from another angle, or you will recover from the heavy mountains and have a clear understanding of Lu 'an. All problems are not problems, but your view of the problem is the fundamental problem. You are always finding fault with others and are bitter about it.

19, life can only be understood by experience, and only by understanding can we know how to cherish it. In life, there is always someone who makes you laugh the sweetest, and there is always someone who hurts you the most. Forget it. Be nice to yourself. Many things are better to be pessimistic. The process of life is nothing more than gain and loss. It's easy to be pessimistic. After all the pessimism, I don't know what I should pay attention to. The soul I don't understand is always crying.

20, it should be said that everyone's footprint, because of different personalities, because of different abilities, because of different environments, their respective weights and values are not equal. No matter big or small, no matter who is tall or low, what you write is the footprint of your life. Some people will take a flat and secluded path; Some people will experience many hardships; Some people will miss success all their lives; Some people are God's favorites.

2 1, without passion, love will not burn; Without friendship, friends will not be enriched; Without lofty sentiments, ambition is hard to pay; Without the mood, things are difficult to finish. What we lack is not the opportunity, but the grasp of it; What we lack is not wealth, but the ability to create wealth; What we lack is not knowledge, but an attitude of never getting tired of learning; What we lack is not ideal, but practice.

22. Behind every effort, there must be a double return. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

23. If you want to become famous quickly, you have to sleep slowly. If you want to learn quickly, you have to be proud slowly. If you want to grow old slowly, you have to study quickly; If you want to be eliminated slowly, you have to be quick. Not afraid of the long road, but afraid of short ambition; Not afraid of slowness, but afraid of standing often; If you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of laziness; Not afraid of the fierceness of the opponent, but afraid of trembling.

24. God is fair to everyone. When it closes a door, it will definitely open a window. No matter how bad things are, the world has reserved a place for them. I believe raindrops will not just fall on your roof. Believe in yourself, there is always a corner in the world for you. Having a positive and optimistic attitude is the first step to solve and overcome any difficulties. Inspirational Quotes

25. No road is flat, no mountain is rugged, and the sea is not calm. The road of life is full of thorns and numerous bumps. Only the strong can pass through the thorns and smooth the bumps to the end of the road. Life is a mountain, with cliffs and steep cliffs, which is daunting. Only soldiers can bridge and pave the way, lead the way and reach the peak of victory.

26, the heart is full of sunshine, the face will be brilliant. People who are always grateful please themselves and others; People who are always grateful please themselves and others. True chic is positive and optimistic. Carefree, fearless, relaxed and happy is the chic and happiness of life. Peace is a blessing, peace is a blessing. Only when there is real contentment can there be real happiness and happiness.

27, the world is blurred, we are often lost in the ocean of smoke, all the dusty fireworks always make you and I dare not breathe freely, why bother to ask others. After Qian Fan's death, looking back on that year, that innocence and dream had already drifted away. Now, the years have left us only desolation and emptiness. Today, it is only to fill the so-called loneliness and moisten the dying heart, that's all.

28. Understanding is inner recognition; Perception is the connection of the mind. True love is to warm another heart with one heart. There is a friend, not in life, but in life; There is a company not around, but in your heart. Those unspeakable words, if someone understands them, are happiness. Actually, we don't need much. There is someone to accompany you when you are lonely, someone to help you when you are helpless, and someone to know when you cry.

29. Life is not only difficult, but also full of temptation and reverie, full of longing and yearning for beauty. For example, a beautiful wild flower in walking Lu Yu, so we stopped to watch but forgot to move on. In this way, a wild flower will confuse us and forget ourselves in intoxication. Maybe one day we will suddenly fall into the abyss of love, fantasize about the beauty and beauty of love, and forget the responsibility on our shoulders.

30. Happiness is an inner feeling and balance. Happiness is not directly proportional to status and wealth. Some are big officials, or have successful careers. They have a bad son at home and send a lot of money to the public security organs all day. Are they happy? Some people are successful in their careers, but their health is broken, or their homes are always foggy. Are they happy? Happiness is a state of mind. Peace and tranquility are the greatest happiness.

Good morning: The more nobody loves you, the more you have to love yourself.

1, a one-dollar lighter can light a thousand-dollar cigarette. A table of tens of thousands of dollars of vegetables is still inseparable from two dollars of salt. People are the same, don't say whether it is suitable or not, just say when it is suitable!

There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.

You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are away. I won't cry in front of you, because I told myself not to live up to my expectations!

4. Sometimes, being more willful is because you love too much, being more silent is because you are hurt too deeply, and being more polite is because you are extremely disappointed.

5. The first half of your life may belong to others and live in their opinions. Then give the rest of your life back to yourself and follow your inner voice.

6. Don't expect the future as little as possible, try not to assume that you have everything, and treat the present as forever. If you are too impetuous, too grandiose, too flashy, it will be difficult for you to fill, your mood will be difficult to calm, and your burden will be difficult to unload, which will eventually hurt your feelings and increase your troubles. In life, we need to climb mountains, cross hurdles, cross risks and cross difficulties. You don't need to stick to one place, you just need to find pleasure in suffering and turn suffering into pleasure, so you can broaden your horizons, broaden your mind, relax your horizons and want to be detached.

7. When you are really angry, don't cry or make trouble, just don't talk.

8. There are many opportunities to do some things, but they are postponed day by day. When you want to do it, you find there is no chance. Some love gives you many opportunities, but you don't care, don't care, and you don't have a chance to love when you want to pay attention. Sometimes, life is always ironic. Turning around may be a lifetime.

9. Happiness lies in the simplicity of life and the richness of soul. Morality lies in mutual sympathy for life and mutual respect for the soul. Faith lies in awe of life and care for the soul. The rule of law lies in protecting the right to life and soul freedom. Art lies in expressing the passion of life and the joy of the soul. All the goodness of human beings is based on cherishing life and soul.

10, no matter what, it is always unforgivable for a person to fall under an excuse. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself. As the saying goes: I can't help being pitied, but I don't hesitate to be pitied.

1 1. On the road of life, know how to be considerate, understand and tolerate, and your life will be warm and peaceful. Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel. At any time, a person should not be a slave to his emotions, and all actions should not be subject to his emotions, but should be controlled in turn.

12, a strong heart, often defeated by a simple comfort, and then burst into tears. Life is simple and charming; Life is simple and happy; It is too tiring to complicate simple things; Simplify and promote complex things; It is not easy to live a simple life, it is easy to live a complicated life, and it is not easy to learn to be simple.

13, things in the world are often like this. It was painful to mention it at that time. After a few years, it's just a memory. People always have shortcomings, and they can turn a blind eye to them or endure them just because they have feelings. Therefore, the quarrel is not because two people have contradictions, but because they don't love enough. How much love, how much patience.

14, learning to appreciate others is to respect yourself; The happiness of life lies not in abundance, but in satisfaction. I long for two people to stand hand in hand after the wind and frost fade away; I long for the love that is still alive after years of scouring and pondering. I am no longer young, frivolous, restless and naive. I am eager to be a lover you can really rely on.

15, sometimes I am silent, not unhappy, just trying to clear my heart. On the road of life, we may be proud of the spring breeze, or we may be bumpy. Anyway, we must stick to it. Whether it is glory or humiliation, we should face it with a peaceful attitude, less helplessness and emotion, and more calm and indifferent. Peace of mind, life is a calm water; Relax, life is a free cloud.

16. Life will never stop pushing you forward. Stay focused and don't slow down because of regret. Smile, forgive, forget and move on! The real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who still runs with tears in his eyes. Be patient and be strong. One day, your suffering will help you.

17, everything that should come is here, and everything that should go is gone. The realm of life, in the final analysis, is the realm of the soul. If you are distracted, no matter how far you go, you can't capture the real image of life and enjoy the charming scenery. Sincerely, peace will follow you; Be grateful, and noble people will favor you; If you have good thoughts, the sun will shine on you; Be considerate of others and the true feelings will return to you.

18, life is a given journey, and everything is empty. When people are alive, there is no need to strive for a clear understanding of everything, be a man, and let go of their own stubbornness. Clear water means no fish, while clear people mean no friends. In fact, life only needs a calm and peaceful mood, a free heart and a simple and meticulous attitude towards life.

19, calm people are not impetuous, calm people are not frivolous. Don't laugh at others, or you may become a joke to others one day. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world. Life is not perfect. I figured it out, put it down and it will be perfect. People really have to learn to bear it. As we grow up, we play more and more roles.

20. Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable. Life needs to do these things: there are always losers and winners in life. When times are good, don't get carried away and indulge yourself; When in adversity, don't be depressed and give up on yourself; Find the definition of success in life by yourself, and don't get lost in other people's opinions.

2 1, in prosperity, think more, in adversity, have more courage; When you succeed, you have more indifference; When you hesitate, you are more confident. If you want to shine on thousands of people, please have some confidence. If you want to catch your lover, please learn a lesson. If you want to be happy, knock on your heart. You will be more attractive if you are honest.

22, life, in the final analysis, living is the mood. People live tired because there are too many things that can affect your mood. The change of weather, the warmth and coldness of human feelings and different scenery will affect your mood. And it's all beyond your control. People are happy not because they have more, but because they care less.

Good night 2020, positive energy: when no one is distressed, feel sorry for yourself.

1, if a person has not experienced the pain of giving and paying, how can he understand the vastness after the decision. Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable.

3, life is not bitter, what is bitter is that we have too many desires and people are not tired. I'm tired of not letting go too much.

You have to believe that one day you will find the right person for you.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

7. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb; More separation will get used to it; Lovers change more, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love anymore. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

People always say that time will change everything, but in fact you need to make efforts to change it.

9. There are some unacceptable parts in everyone's personality, even the best people. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself.

10, if you can't be the master of your mind, you will inevitably become the slave of your emotions.

1 1. Don't trust others too much. Even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

12, only when you are down and out, will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

13, don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

14. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, while complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

15. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

16, the person who loves you the most will make you feel valuable, even when you are down and out.

17, believe in yourself, if you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

18, the most taboo in love is that two people fantasize about each other's future but always think about each other's past.

19, if you don't go, you won't fall; There is no danger if you don't sail. But when the ship leaves the sea, it has no value.

20. Don't try to prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is.

2 1, as long as you breathe hard, you can see the miracle. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

22, life is a play, there will always be an end! All stories have a beginning and an end, but some people give up halfway, and some people end up at the end.

23. Life is not lived according to other people's ideas. In everyone's heart, there is such a person who is in love in the distance.

24, perfect, not necessarily the most beautiful, the most beautiful, often only regret. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself?

25. Only you can really cure yourself. If you want to live happily, you must learn to do things soberly and be confused.

Don't hold on to the past too tightly, because then you won't have time to embrace the present.

True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.

28. There is no one in this world who is not injured. Only you can really cure yourself.

29. Never give up what you really want. Although it is difficult to wait, it is even more regrettable.

30. When no one is distressed, they are distressed by themselves.

3 1, fate is like a palm print in your hand, no matter how tortuous it is, it is still in your own hands.

32. A person's knowledge can be acquired through learning; A person's growth must be tempered.

No one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, whether the fall hurts or not, they will only look at where you finally stand, and then envy and hate.

Girl, you have to work hard. You can only give what you want. You have to ask yourself if you can afford what others have given you. ..

35. The best thing in the world is to wake up every morning as a brand-new day, which is completely free and never out of stock.

36. Always fear sunshine, beauty and pain.

As long as you are willing to study hard, nothing in the world is not too late.

When I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

When everyone takes me seriously, I can't take myself too seriously. When no one takes me seriously, I must pay attention to myself. This is calm, this is calm.

40, don't think too great about yourself, you know, in other people's world. No matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

4 1, don't let the past and those useless details stop your real life.

42. We travel not to escape from life, but not to be ignored by life.

43. The more people I meet, the more I believe in fate. The more I believe that people's feelings are really maintained by fate. This fate is well said, called debt. Is it mutual fate, mutual reporting, mutual reporting, or mutual reporting? That's all.

44. A good life means not dreaming, doing more, getting less, smiling often and being content.

45. I met the wrong person or was cheated by scum, but because of my previous efforts, I felt too reluctant to give up immediately, so pandering was delayed for some years. It really shouldn't be like this. The sooner you get rid of the mistakes in your life, the better. Don't let yourself go back, miss the opportunity to clear them, and turn your life into a negative value.

46. Not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it. I hope one day, you can meet such a person.

Everything in life is only temporary, including cloudy days and sleepless nights.

48. If you don't work hard, you are not qualified to criticize others for carelessness. It's easy to complain, but people who shut up and work hard deserve more respect.