Humorous greetings

What are the humorous expressions of greetings? What are the most attractive greetings in life? If you want a high response rate, please take a look at the following greetings.

First of all, the humorous expression of greetings

1. Cold joke

At this time, generally speaking, cold jokes that don't follow the routine can always attract others' attention. For example, there was once a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral. His family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... Great. '

2. Praise is indispensable.

No one doesn't like being praised by others, so if you want the other person to have a good impression on you at the first time and want the other person to talk to you, you must praise the other person. For example, my admiration for you is like a raging river, like the out-of-control Yellow River.

3. God's turning point

Many times, a turning point can always make the other person think that you are really interesting and it is not bad to be friends. We can continue to chat and get to know each other better.

Second, the most attractive greetings

1. Long time no see, where are you?

2. Old classmate, I saw you today and found you beautiful again.

Brother, long time no see, I finally found you.

If I go down one day, I will definitely come up to find you.

Your avatar looks very elegant. Can you get to know it?

6. Nice to meet you. I think this is my greatest luck today.

7. Tell me, in the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water.

8. Hello, I felt predestined friends when I saw you today, and I just found out when I came up.

9. Girl, I have no infectious diseases. Why do you always avoid me? Let's talk about it later.

10. I want people all over the world to know that I have contracted you, a grinding goblin.

Third, say hello to people with high response rate.

1. If you don't show up, I won't love in my life.

I passed you by and immediately swept my friends nearby.

3. May the fusion of you and me exude a strong fragrance.

Emotional things are like clouds gathering, and fate is an unpredictable wind.

I want to talk to someone, not you.

When I think of you, I feel close to you and far away from this world.

7. At the speed of 100 yards, the first person I found on WeChat was you.

8. Don't you know that you have a refined temperament that deeply attracts others?

9. I have been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.

10. That's why people like you have to live, because only living can avenge the world that ignores you.