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Time: 3 pm on New Year's Eve

Location: At home

Debut figures: husband and wife

Origin event: going to my father-in-law's house for the New Year.

Honey, pack your bags and get dressed. Over.

Wife: I read all the words (this word is usually read for the third time, but I can't spell it in dialect). Well, what about you? Work hard and we'll go.

Husband: I panicked. When I die, I want to take a picture of my face and the head of Haloxylon ammodendron.

Wife: Then hurry up (read dǐng again, the same below), and I'll go to the toilet first (Si, this is standard Chinese pinyin, which is usually mispronounced, so pay attention).

My wife came back from the toilet.

Wife: Is it (hè, the same below) or (měi) not done well?

Husband: I'm drawing my face, but I haven't drawn my head yet.

Wife: You are so meaty!

Husband: I'm in a hurry, and it's still early.

Wife: Still early? What time (dǒu, pronounced dóu, the same below) is early?

Husband: What's the hurry? No matter how urgent it is, you have to wait for someone to turn back, okay?

Wife refers to the wall clock.

Wife: Look at yourself. It's easy to save money (meaning time is tight), and you are very attractive! There is no (sound mē) bus (sound dū) (sound chūI) outside for a moment.

Husband: If you don't have a car, you can walk by yourself. It's not far. What are you urging?

Wife: Yi Yao (y m 4 o)! I still think I'm in a hurry, and I don't know if I'm going out, but I'm dead.

Husband: The big bald head was defeated by two bald heads. Do you still talk about me? Last time your uncle's three children married an old horse, we went to drink to death. Have you not touched music for a long time? After a while, the clothes (sound sh m￠ng) are ugly; For an instant, the makeup (zhèI m￠ng) is not good; For a moment, it looked like this (voice J 653333

Wife's anger

Wife: Nonsense! Forget it if you don't want to go.

My husband is also angry.

Dave: I won't go unless I go.

Wife: You really don't want to go?

Husband: What can I do without going? Did you bite my egg?

Wife: I'll give you a foot (děng) to go to your old country. Please join me in the Chinese New Year (zěi) (chéi)!

My husband looks disdainful.

Husband: Come on, have a try. Give you a slap in the face when you hug (sound lǒu), and then sit on the ground (sound zē xi ē).

The wife pushed forward.

Wife: Come on, I'll call you. If you don't hit me today, you are a pig crossing the earth.

Husband: Are you sure you won't come so soon? It makes me angry to open a dyehouse if I lose three points. It's annoying to slap you.

Wife: You hit Han? You won, Han?

The wife is still pushing, and the husband is dodging. The situation was deadlocked when the phone rang. Husband broke free and answered the phone.

Dave: Hello, who is this? Oh, dad, ok ... ok, I'll take it. We'll be right there.

Dave, put the phone down.

Husband: Your old man called to urge you. Forget it. I won't argue with you. Let's leave now.

Wife: Aren't you going? Why didn't Loulou tell my dad just now?

Husband: Your mother's closest body (sound zèi) is not very magnificent. During the Chinese New Year, we can't open our stomachs (kǐ i).

Wife: Then you blame me?

Husband: Then can you still blame me? You look like you're taking a bullet (sound qi m: ng) and taking medicine (yué). I'm crooked (sound w m: I) so I can say a few words, so you can't help but say (sound zh m: o)?

Wife: What do you mean by crooked? How to speak when it's crooked?

Dave: What did I say? Am I wrong (dèi)?

The wife is angry again.

Wife: Yes, I'm afraid you can't sell it if you buy too much.

Husband: Look, here we go again. You can't come. What do you think you have been doing all day? When the rice bowl moved (sound bán, meaning throwing or pushing), I went out with a group of old people and grandmothers to touch (sound mē) small cards. My family (sound ji m) didn't ask, and I couldn't tell. 20 thousand can't poke it all, if it's not good, it will stab Lala. What is it like?

Wife: Can you poke it? Tell me to do it! What do you like?

Husband: Forget it. There are firecrackers outside. If we keep arguing, your father will call again.

Wife: The book (just now) asked you to go, but the book (now) urged me.

Husband: OK, OK, OK. Have you ever had a fight? Tell me a photo.

Wife: You are very clever.