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What was Panzhihua like before?
Old people all know a saying: it is an unruly person who enters the barren land! Generally speaking, Panzhihua used to have poor infrastructure, poor living conditions of ordinary people and chaotic social order! Street view: everywhere is dirty, and there are few buildings, that is, there are several buildings in the factory where the factory director and cadres live, and the highest one is on the fifth floor. Most of the houses are bungalows in shanty towns, and there are few red bricks. They are basically gray bricks covered with cow felt. They are not afraid of rain or fire! If you have the opportunity, you can go to Baoding and Baoding, and look at the old houses along the river or Taiping! Transportation: The roads are narrow and there are few cars, so the runners are basically liberated! There are few buses, and they only leave once every hour or two. The bus is so crowded that glass and shoes fly everywhere! Weather: It's hot and dead in summer, and the soap will melt if you leave it outside for a while! Winter is not very cold, but tap water can freeze people's fingers! Panzhihua has almost no distinction between spring and autumn, either cold or hot. Spring and autumn are cold in the morning and hot at noon! Life: the average worker's family eats meat once a week or so, usually not lettuce, bean sprouts or melon (a kind of Chinese cabbage)! Entertainment: There are no entertainment activities, and there are few TV sets. My favorite thing is to watch an open-air movie once a week. When the film was shown, almost all men, women and children carried small benches and took Mazar to the movies. It's a long way, and it takes an hour or two to walk! The favorite thing to have sex is to press the road, because there is really no other place to go! Clothing: Ordinary people generally wear work clothes! Those who have some money wear "dacron". The so-called super brother and super sister are very different. Brother Chao is wearing a dovetail head (flat head in front and long hair in the back), tights, bell bottoms, pointed leather shoes (a bit like the current European version, with a big pointed front upturned), a large navigation mirror (with oversized toad sunglasses and dark brown glass) and a tape recorder, and there is a warrior disco inside! Super girl's dress: hot flower head, dress, high-heeled shoes with black nose, frog glasses and a lady's cigarette in her mouth! Well, Panzhihua used to be basically like this! Whether it is good or bad, like it or not, it is the young age of our generation!
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