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Does anyone know a joke that should be really hilarious?
The most powerful salesperson in the world---absolutely awesome
A young man from the countryside went to apply for a job as a salesperson in the "world's largest" "everything" department store in the city. The boss asked him: "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
He replied: "I used to be a small vendor who sold door to door in the village." The boss liked his cleverness: "You can come to work tomorrow I'll take a look when I get off work."
The day is too long for this poor boy from the country, and it's a bit difficult. But the young man still stayed up until 5 o'clock, and it was almost time to get off work. The boss really came and asked him: "How many sales did you make today?"
"One order," the young man replied. "Only one order?" The boss said in surprise: "Our salespersons here can basically complete 20 to 30 orders a day. How much did you sell for?" "300,000 US dollars," the young man replied.
"How did you sell it for so much money?" asked the stunned boss, who took a long time to come to his senses.
“It’s like this,” said the young man from the country. “A man comes in to buy something. I sell him a small fishhook first, then a medium fishhook, and finally a large one. Fishhook. Then, I sold him a small fishing line, a medium fishing line, and finally a large fishing line. I asked him where he went fishing, and he said he bought a boat, so I took him. He went to the boat sales counter and sold him a 20-foot schooner with two engines. Then he said that his Volkswagen car might not be able to tow such a big boat, so I took him to the car sales area and sold it to him. A new Toyota luxury 'Cruiser'."
The boss took two steps back and asked almost in disbelief: "You can sell so many things to a customer who just comes to buy a fishhook? "
"No," the young salesman from the country replied, "He came to buy sanitary napkins for his wife. I told him, 'Your weekend is ruined, why don't you go fishing<. /p>
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