If anyone has a funny joke, tell it and listen.

1. A dying man made a will to his wife: "After I die, I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed." The wife was puzzled, so he explained : "Two years ago, the cow that this bastard sold me couldn't produce milk at all. Now I want to let him taste the feeling of being cheated!"

2. Dad told Yuyu that he often went hungry when he was a child. thing. After hearing this, Yuyu had tears in his eyes: "Uh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?"

3. A train was opened in a mountainous area, and farmers along the way came to watch. The last female guest had her period and she still went out of the window after changing the paper

It flew in the face of a farmer. The farmer took it off and said: "Wow! The train is so fast, even a piece of paper can be blown away." My nose is bleeding

4. My three-year-old daughter often says to me: “Dad, do you get what you sow? I said: "Yes, you will reap melons if you sow melons, and you will reap beans if you sow beans." The daughter said happily: "Then I will grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." ”

5. The father and son had violent tempers and never let others go. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests. When he returned, he met a man at the city gate who refused to give way. They stood opposite each other for half a day, and the father came running: "Good son, you take the meat back first, and I'll face you next!" ”

A joke may be just a phrase, or it may be a short story or a series of words that amuse the speaker and the communicator, or create a sense of humor. An action-oriented joke and spoken language The difference between action-type jokes is that action-type jokes use actions to affect people's vision and make them feel funny.

6. One day, there were many people on a bus and they were buying tickets from the conductor. While buying tickets, a person suddenly farted. Everyone on the bus felt uncomfortable breathing and cursed this uncivilized person.

At this time, the conductor shouted: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" ”

A passenger replied: “The person who farted just now didn’t buy a ticket!” "

At this time, a person stood up and shouted: "Who said I didn't buy a ticket! ”

7. Mom asked Xiaoshuang to get up: “Get up quickly! The rooster crows several times! "

Xiao Shuang said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen! ”

A few examples:

1 Bush inspected a nursing home

One day Bush decided to visit a local nursing home in Washington.

The president entered from the lobby of the nursing home, and a little old man walked towards him. It seemed that the man had not noticed him.

Bush was not very happy, turned around and caught up with the little old man and asked, "Do you know me?" "

The little old man looked at Bush and said, "If I don't know you, you can go to the nursing station and they will tell you who you are."

2 Lawyers and Pickpockets

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a pickpocket?

Answer: Once you die, the pickpocket will no longer be watching you