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How to send a circle of friends humorously when you burn yourself?
1. It took one second to be scalded by boiling water and then slowly moved away. It took three minutes to feel the burning pain, which really hurt.
2. The scalding cream on the scalded hands smells like brown sugar.
3. It never rains but it pours. After the back injury, I didn't hold the water steady, and I was scalded by boiling water. All of them were swollen and stung, and I felt that I had to take several days off.
4. I finally know what kind of pain it is to be scalded by boiling water. At the same time, it turns out that the long blisters are real, and they will grow bigger by themselves, which is a bit scary.
5. The human body is really amazing! My finger was scalded by boiling water, and it was a little swollen. Now it hurts the same whether it comes into contact with warm water of more than 3 degrees or when I breathe.
6. I was scalded by boiling water for the third time. I just want to leave no scar. I will never pour hot water again, and I will not pour it when I die of thirst.
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