Talking about a brother suitable for boys: No matter how earth-shattering you are, you can't touch my brother.

1. A true brother not only has kindness, but also tacit understanding, and has an edge that can bear the trust between brothers.

2. Brothers don't just talk, they will always be together. Brothers are not friends on the wine table, but close friends under swords, guns and clubs.

Brother, can stand the test of non-contact. And lovers can't.

Why don't you try to touch my brother, no matter how earth-shattering you are?

It doesn't matter if we go our separate ways, we will meet sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round.

7. My lifelong brother is not that I am your sword, but that I will always be each other's backing.

Although we didn't risk our lives, we will always be brothers.

9. Boys can also be best girlfriends, and girls can also be best brothers. Sex is not a problem.

10. Without happiness, the smile is still there. There are no fairy tales, and childhood is still there.

1 1. I'll pawn it in my next life, and I'll come to blood out with you in my next life.

12. There is a good friend who has his own life, but no matter where he is, he can be found as soon as he needs it.

13. Brother is not the one who can help you solve your difficulties, but he must be the one who won't laugh at you.

Classic quotations from non-mainstream punchline.

1, the early bird has breakfast and the late bird has dinner.

2, the water is bright and sunny, and the mountains are rainy.

I don't swear. Because I have better hands-on ability.

God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.

5, others have plenty of backgrounds, and I only have one back.

6. Eating KFC and drinking Erguotou is the ninth wonder in the world!

7. We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up with …

8. Opportunity is like a virgin, it is rare.

9. Even if you don't miss anyone, it is a lonely comfort to kneel down and hug yourself.

10, it's strange to wear a formal suit today.

1 1, don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.

12. Where were you when I loved you? When you love me.

13, what are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

14. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

15, I feel dizzy by boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

Don't think that every man is as easygoing as Nicholas Tse.

17, Chopin of Niu B, can't play out the sadness of labor and capital.

18, the deaf heard the dumb say that the blind had seen a ghost.

19, I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put into our male prison.

20. Look at the sky, think of you and see underwear.

2 1, we two idiots can just piece together a genius.

22. Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent.

23. When my sister was unhappy, she went to the supermarket with a needle to poke a condom.

24. Breaking brings happiness. You can stop despair.

After 25 or 90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

26. Sorry. My heartbreak has stained your place.

27. Sister's signature is not a name, but pride.

Snoopy told me that underwear was invented by Edison.

29. You can say that you are sorry. But I won't say nothing.

30. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

3 1, I shaved my head just to win your smile!

32. My brother is not married, but he is happy.

202 1 talk about brothers: without brothers, there is no life.

1, brother is not the one who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be the one who won't laugh at you.

Brother, as long as I have a bite to eat, you won't be hungry!

3. Have a good friend and a life, but you can find each other wherever you need them.

You are my most important brother, not my relatives, but my relatives' brothers.

5. You are my tattoo lover, which makes me hurt.

6. After all, we are brothers. After all, we are still brothers. Why on earth can we be brothers?

7. I never wavered in the sea of knives and mountains, and walked with my brothers all my life.

8. If you can't beat someone for your brother, you will be beaten for your brother.

9. A thousand words just want to tell you that we will always be friends.

10, brothers hug and worry about the years.

1 1, once promised Ling Yunzhi, brother cheers! Let's go crazy together in a few years, brother. Have another drink! That night, the family became brothers, tears fell and the cup was broken.

12, brother, in this life, what else but brothers?

13, I will pawn in the afterlife, and I will fight you in the afterlife.

14, no brothers, no life. A brother is someone who can accompany you for a lifetime.

15, brothers are not intrigued, but slapping each other and saying that they didn't eat at noon and didn't hit you.

You are my brother's line.

1. What happened to our company? We didn't steal or rob. In broad daylight, we did what the industrial and commercial bureau allowed. We have also filled a gap in China. We didn't eat, drink or depend on anyone, did we? We're not like good people. You're like, what do you do, eat from the country, use the country's, and carry the country's rice bowl? When the national rice bowl is ruined, you panic. (boss)

I tell you, when you meet a fan paving the road, when you meet a water bridge, no matter what happens, I will give you a cushion. People live when they move, and trees die when they move. What won't? Pursuing freedom won't? Quit tomorrow and say goodbye to those who make you unhappy. How good we are together, you will make my dream come true ahead of time. How happy. It's a bit sad that you stuck it in my arms for the first time in so many years. I just wanted to catch you, and you got up by yourself. This man and a woman embraced each other. It was so beautiful that I ran away before I tasted it. (a flower)

Lei Lei, can you look at me? Look down, okay? I know what you are thinking. You will still think of the days in No.6 Hospital. You are like a princess. You also like your grandfather, a man of education, status, accomplishment and style, right? I am a rich man, nouveau riche, stupid and rich in your heart, aren't I? I am rich, but I am nothing, right? Don't tell me that you hate money, then don't tell me that money is between us. Look at you, how beautiful you are. As for me, if I were a poor boy and broke, I would stand in front of you with my fist. But I still have to have money. With money, I can buy you the most beautiful skirt in the world. Is it a sin to have money? In a word, money means nothing to you, and I mean nothing to you. I haven't encountered any setbacks in business. All the setbacks come from you. If you really want to leave, you will regret it later. Don't say I didn't give you a chance.

Keep a clear head and don't do things you shouldn't do. To start a company, you can't just stare at the times and close your eyes. When you see all the opportunities, you must seize them. Do you have to reach out and catch them? They are called opportunities, but if you can't, they are also called opportunities, understand? (subordinate)

5, resolutely do not shake hands, be sure to hug. (a flower)

What you told me today is a result. What do you see in him? I can die for you. Can he die for you? Do you know what you gave him? You gave him a lifetime of happiness, you know? Lei Lei, I give you a chance to change your destiny, give you a chance, you know? I want you to be the happiest woman in the world. Don't say you can't hear, and don't say you don't want to hear. (a flower)

7. Don't tell me you're sorry. You are sorry for yourself. You are sorry for yourself, you know? You are sorry for your happiness in this life, you know? What are you sorry for me? I don't understand. Why did you put it in that shit? (a flower)

8. This is my dowry for you. Take it. I always thought you were my woman. How can I marry my woman? (a flower)

9. Jinshan Yinshan is useless and life is like a dream. Very, very desperate. I have a heart for death. Who knows who hurts. Never say who knows you. Do you know what the pain of cone heart is? Just stick an awl in the heart. A needle and a thread hit the nail on the head. Very painful. I am in pain. My body was all aches and pains. I didn't expect a flower. She is my life. I treat her well with my life, you know? Do you know how much I love her? Only I know. Remember? When she first came to our hutong, I got off her in a black red-flag car and chased her like a dream. This is my goal in my life. I don't understand. I think we can get along well. I think I can get her, but why does she want to marry herself now? I can't accept it. (Eiko)

10, what did this hand do? Are you a man? You are a person who can't come back to complain when you are in trouble outside. It's called cowardice, okay If you have the courage to go to him tomorrow, give him a beating, and don't come back for dinner until you beat him, do you hear me? (fourth grade)

1 1, is it your turn in my last life? You cry more than you pee. Are you a man? You got 88 points in the exam. Your second brother and I, in this life, got 78 points in any minor, although I didn't cry when I opened the book. (fourth grade)

12, eiko, why do you worship me? Look at you. I graduated from an authentic university of foreign trade. I am a mouse. You'd better get out of here. Don't waste your youth on me I really want to turn the baby into scrap metal. I won't say yes, you hear me? (Eiko)

13. Since then, love has disappeared from my heart. (Eiko)

14, the police station is quite good. Think about where you are, you can't climb up step by step. The police don't care about its size. It is also the land, and on one side is the land god. Think about it. It's good that you have really arrived and can make the land here rain. What birds don't fly when the forest is big, and there are no pests on any land. Three religions and nine streams are mixed. If I were you, I would have all these people in my hands in three to five years. Didn't you say what they were then? Listen to the second brother, really, even if you are in the police station, it doesn't prevent you from being a hero. (third child)

15, are you not laid off? Go to my company, why does the country do this? It is to get rid of the burden tied to the waist of the country. The baggage is gone, and the country has taken off. (boss)

16, what happened to the stall? Doing business is about imposing manner. Who believes that doing business with you can make money? (boss)

17, survival competition, you know? Competition is cruel, either you die or I live! If you don't dare, you're dead. (fourth grade)

18, he is not only vicissitudes of life on his face, but also vicissitudes of life in his heart. He has wrinkles, not on his face, but on his heart. (boss)

19, nothing is better than the mutual affection between brothers, because they crawled out of the same intestine of their mother! (subordinate)

20. The whole world has fallen, and it's not your turn to fall! Even if you stand in the mud, you should stand straight in the mud like a lotus! Stand straight! Let me help you stand up! (a flower)

Nothing can stop me from getting close to a flower except her husband. (Eiko)

22. It is glorious for a man to shed some blood, but it is shameful to put a band-aid. (third child)

23. I was short of happiness since I was a child, and now happiness is back. Do you know what that feels like? It's like I fell into the garden and looked up and saw the flower fairy. (a flower)

24. You are here, and I have a chemical reaction. You are a "catalyst" with great value, and your life is of great significance. (a flower)

25. I don't want to have it once, but I want to have it forever. (a flower)

26, only cruel, will be chilling, only chilling will give up. When the heart dies, she dies and is born. (subordinate)

27. Some words can't be said, some mistakes can't be made, and some women can't touch them. (boss)

28. A flower has taken root in my heart in my life, even if I get married, I can't pull it out. (Eiko)

29. You know who wants what you don't know and who makes your heart tremble. (third child)

30, a flower, you are sorry for me, your love, I have raised you for so many years. (a flower)