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Urgently seeking the translation of Pu Songling's Drinking Friends! ! ! urgent

There is a scholar who calls a car. His family is not very rich, but he loves to drink. If he doesn't drink three glasses of wine before going to bed every night, he can't sleep at all, so there is always a little wine in the cup at the bedside every day. One night, I slept until midnight, and the driver turned over and felt as if someone was sleeping in the bed with me. I thought I dropped the clothes I covered myself with. Reach out in the dark and touch a fluffy thing, like a cat but bigger than it. When I lit the candle, I saw that it was a fox, obviously drunk and curled up to sleep. Che Sheng looked at the bottle at the bedside. It's empty. So he smiled and said to himself, "It seems that this is my drinking buddy." I couldn't bear to wake the fox, so I tucked him in, lay in bed with him, lit a candle and watched his actions. Sleeping until midnight, the fox stretched himself. Che Sheng smiled and said, "You slept soundly!" After lifting the quilt covered by the fox, I saw that the fox had become a handsome scholar. Fox woke up with a start and quickly fell to the bed, thanking Che Sheng for not hurting himself when he was drunk. Che Sheng said, "I am a heavy drinker, but others don't understand me. Only you are my bosom friend. If you don't mind, we will be bosom friends in wine from now on. What do you think? " Mr. Fox readily agreed, and Mr. Che told Mr. Fox that if you like, you can often come to my place to drink and chat. A night without words, two people go to bed.

Woke up the next morning, Che Sheng found that Hu Sheng had left. He specially prepared an altar of good wine to drink with Fox when he came back at night.

In the evening, the fox did come, and they had a good drink. Fox is an alcoholic and likes telling jokes. The two met each other after a brief encounter and were very speculative. Fox said, "I always come to drink your wine." I'm a little embarrassed. What can I do to repay you? " Che Sheng said, "A little wine is nothing, and there is nothing to repay." Fox said, "That won't do. You are not rich, and money is not easy to get. I think it's better this way. Let me get us two drinks. "

Another night, Mr. Fox came to Mr. Che's house and said, "You, walk seven miles from our house to the southeast. There is money lost by others on the roadside. You can drink it for both of us. " At dawn, Che Sheng followed Hu Sheng's directions, and found some money on the roadside and bought some dining tables. In the evening, they had another good drink. A few days later, Mr. Tian Hu showed Mr. Che the way and said that you didn't know there was a cellar behind your yard. You can dig it when you have time. Che Sheng found a lot of money when he dug. The car was very happy and said to the fox, "that's all." We have plenty of money, so don't worry about having no money to drink. " The fox said, "Although there is a lot of money, it will be spent one day. It is not a long-term solution, but a long-term plan. "

Another day, when the fox was drinking, he said to Mr. Che, "Dude, look, buckwheat seeds on the market are cheaper now. I think you can save some, and you can definitely sell it at a good price in the future. " Che Sheng listened to Hu Sheng and bought more than forty stones. Everyone who knows Che Sheng laughs at Che Sheng and thinks he has a brain problem. Unexpectedly, it was not long before the local drought, and all kinds of crops died. Only buckwheat is not afraid of drought. So Che Sheng sold buckwheat seeds and earned ten times the price. Since then, even if the car has developed slightly, it has managed the house and bought land. To put it simply, just ask Mr. Fox before breeding and listen to his instructions on what to grow to make money.

As time went on, the relationship between them became better. The fox manages Che Sheng's daughter-in-law as a sister-in-law and treats Che Sheng's son as her own son. Later, when the car died, Fox Fairy stopped coming.