A short ghost humor joke

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here, I have collected a complete collection of short ghost humorous jokes. Let's have a look!

Humorous joke of dwarf ghost 1: Graveyard A: Hey, buddy, is this your first day to see the tomb?

Yes, I really don't like this job.

A: It's not easy to find a job now.

B: All right, forget it. You said it was really scary to stay in this hellhole for one night, but people insisted that I keep it at night and better during the day.

Why don't you let me watch it for you all night?

What, aren't you scared?

Why aren't you afraid? Just afraid to come out during the day.

Short ghost humor joke 2: It was said on a dark night, which is the longest? The scariest road? The taxi driver drove there?

A woman on the roadside waved to get on the bus?

Along the way? Very quiet, isn't it?

Until that woman talks?

She said:? Master, you have worked hard. Can I give you an apple? It is delicious. The driver thought it was great? Just take it away? And took a bite?

The woman asked? Does it taste good?

The driver said:? Delicious! ?

The woman replied:? I liked eating apples before my death.

Hearing this, the driver suddenly braked and turned white?

I saw that woman slowly turn her head forward? Say to the driver?

However, I don't like eating after giving birth to a baby!

Short ghost humor joke 3: Who is driving alone at night in a dark night and passing through a cemetery? The breeze blew and the surrounding sounds rustled.

, straight hair stand up, scalp hair at first.

Just then, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance.

What was his first thought? Ghost fire? . So he carefully picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp.

I saw flames swaying behind another grave.

He was even more afraid. He picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave.

At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the lamp. At this time, just listen.

A voice came from behind the grave: Shit, who is it? It is not pleasant to find a convenient place. A bag of cigarettes got hit three times!

Short ghost humor joke 4: In a remote village, there are two people on a telephone pole. There is a telephone pole on the narrow path. Strange to say, there are often people there.

Something happened. Soon a man and a woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot.

One night, five-year-old Xiaoming and his mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Ming suddenly whispered, Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole. ?

Mother took his hand and walked away quickly, saying, Don't talk nonsense, children! ? But? Haunted? The story spread quickly. One day, a TV reporter interviewed Xiao Ming and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Ming generously led him there. The reporter asked: What about those two? Xiao Ming pointed to the top and everyone looked up. There is a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which reads: everyone is responsible for traffic safety!

Short ghost humor joke 5: The horror doll has a taxi driver who works in a taxi company. One night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a young lady waving a taxi in the wasteland ahead. After the young lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange. Miss, why don't you talk? As a result, he looked back at the mirror. There are no young ladies. There is only one doll sitting there. He was scared to death. He grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill for three months ... as a result, his colleague said to him, you are really boring. A few months ago, a lady came to complain that she took your car last time, but she just threw the doll in and you closed the door and drove away.

Sixth: A young man passed by the grave. He went home for a reunion dinner during the Spring Festival. Because there is a grave on his way home, it is said that very secret things often happen, so his mother specially told him to go home early. However, on the way home by bus, there was another traffic jam, and the young man fell asleep in the car. When he woke up, it was past midnight 10. He saw no one in the car, the driver was not there, the car was moving slowly, and there was noise. He turned around and saw the grave outside. He couldn't help feeling a burst of fear, so he got up the courage and leaned out to see the coachman outside ... You really slept! Come down and push the cart! ?

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