Laugh at yourself for being ugly. Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence.

1. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which caused me to be short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in distress.

2. In the past, it was husband and wife, but now it is a mobile phone. One phone is in hand, and it will last forever. If it is not in hand, there is no soul.

3. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? You transfer money to me, 1 yuan, and you pay successfully.

4. In the poker game of life, God deals cards, but we play cards ourselves.

5. Don't think too great of yourself. You know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

7. I came out to earn money when I was 18 years old, and I went from having one yuan to being penniless, and then I struggled from being penniless to being heavily in debt. This is me, a different firework. I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

8. The aftertaste of the word "life" for more than 2 years has made my brain twitch and spinal cord spasm. Never to the point.

9. At present, what we can't get up is grades, what we can't get down is weight, what we can afford and can't put down is chopsticks, and what we can't get into is the quilt.

1. You can't even control when you go to bed. Do you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

11. When people are really busy, they don't have too many complicated emotions at all. Only when people are too idle will they take trifles seriously.

12. I usually show up in the afternoon, or you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

13. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower, which makes people smile every time they open it. My wallet is like an onion, which makes people cry every time they open it!

14. I used to think that when a person grows up, he will become mature and capable. Now I know that many things have nothing to do with age, and fools will only become big fools when they grow up.

15. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be ruined if it is not fixed properly.

16. The same bottle of drink costs five yuan in a convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his location.

17. There are two reasons why I am an older woman: one is that no one despises me, and the other is that no one despises me.

18. Recently, my face is haggard, I have acne, and I feel ugly when I take a selfie.

19. Apple ruined my life. He showed me the truest and truest self. I regret it. Maybe I am ugly after all.

2. People will feel ugly when they look at their photos for a long time.

21. Spend more time with beautiful people, so that you can clearly realize that you are ugly and don't work hard.

22. What's even more frightening is that I feel a little ugly recently.

23. No matter what happens! Be sure to tell yourself: you are ugly and have no money! Be strong!

24. When I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I feel really ugly and terrible. My face is mottled, my eyes have no luster, and my face is dull and yellow.

25. After this period of confusion and darkness, there will be another dark day waiting for you.

26. My poor and ugly rural hukou score is poor, but I still believe that I will have a bright future.

27. Although I usually admit that I am ugly, coming to this city has made me more sure of my thoughts.

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29. I feel ugly and I don't like myself, and then I don't like laughing and I don't know what to do, which greatly affects my interpersonal communication.

3. This fetus is pregnant differently. None of them has a good stomach shape, and their appetite has always been bad. At present, there are no symptoms of frequent urination. The key point is that I think I am getting ugly.