I want to hear a joke. Who will tell me one?

1, "The rich man I introduced you to, have you ever dated?"

"Well, I went, and that really kept me from walking." 2. A beautiful woman went to Chanel and found an ultra-low-cut evening dress. She tried it on at once. After coming out, she asked the shopkeeper, boss, is this dress too low-cut?

Boss: Excuse me, Miss, do you have chest hair?

The beauty said angrily, what are you talking about? Why do people have chest hair?

Boss: That's really too low. 3. The teacher wrote on the blackboard: Finally, work hard, be paralyzed, study, he, even if, still, but study, be brave. Then let the students choose sentences.

Even though he is paralyzed, he still studies hard.

Classmate A: He studied hard and finally got paralyzed.

Classmate B: Even though he studied bravely, he was still paralyzed.

Classmate C: He studied hard and finally learned to be paralyzed.

A Japanese actress was invited to take part in the cover shoot. Afterwards, the staff at the shooting scene said with emotion: Japanese actresses are too dedicated. Before filming other actresses, they all asked, "Can't you leave?" To what extent? The Japanese actress asked, "Do you want to wear it?" What size do you wear? "5. When my son was less than 8 years old, in summer, my wife was not at home one night, and I took my son to the bathroom in the upstairs bedroom to take a bath. After washing, I found that I forgot to bring a towel, so I said to my son, "Come on, go down and ask my aunt for a towel. My son dawdled to the bedroom door, suddenly turned around, grabbed JJ with his hand and smiled brightly, saying, "Dad, you'd better ask your aunt for it." You have a beard underneath. "6. The Public Security Bureau clarified the time for giving money after having sex with the opposite sex. The specific definition is as follows: after having sex, give it to a prostitute, a week later give it to a sexual partner, a month lover, a quarterly ration, a three-year-old wife all year round, and never have a confidante. Advice: be sure to grasp the time of giving money, otherwise the nature is different and the processing results are very different! ! 7. The leader asked his wife how many times she had cheated! The wife replied shyly, "Three times. "The leader was furious:" Which three times? "wife:" once you wanted to be a director, the director didn't agree; "The second time you want to be a director, the county magistrate does not agree; You want to be a county magistrate three times, and 66 entrepreneurs in the county disagree. " 8. In the evening, a couple lay in bed. The husband patted his wife on the shoulder and began to rub her arm. The wife turned around and said, honey, I'm sorry. I'm going to see a gynecologist tomorrow. I want to keep clean. The husband was rejected, so he turned to get ready for bed. But after a few minutes, the husband turned around and started patting his wife on the shoulder. This time, he leaned close to her ear and asked softly, "Are you going to see the dentist tomorrow, too?" 9. A pupil is telling a story: "A cat becomes a tiger when it sees a mouse, but it becomes a mouse when it sees a tiger ..."

Someone asked him what this "but" meant.

He thought for a moment and replied, "This is an animal bigger than a cat and smaller than a tiger." 10, a primary school student's composition: "One day after ten years"

Today is Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is drizzling and thundering. Pedestrians on the road want to die. I bought incense and paper money to go up the mountain.

I happened to meet my friend and he said, "It's not easy, A Dai. You have persisted for so many years and went to the grave for the teacher every year. " .