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Someone on the wine table asked me, "Why don't you drink and look down on me?" What should I do?

There is a difference between a dinner party and a cocktail party. The bad habit of the domestic workplace is to turn any dinner into a wine bureau, not only to drink, but also to drink well. Why do you drink? Communication and understanding. China people also talk and interview half-heartedly, which is very hidden, so they won't delve into it until the last moment. If you want to know the qualifications, strength and experience of Party A and Party B, you can't really understand the real idea of this cooperation through the contents of the meeting or related materials. In a formal meeting, many words are not convenient to say, because the atmosphere is there, so most of them are "no problem", "good" or "impossible" and "impossible" conclusions.

Have a drink and flatter each other, and a relaxed and happy atmosphere will appear. In the hustle and bustle, the details of both parties can be clearly seen: the overall planning scheme, the achievable degree, and the complicated factional personnel relations.

Can you stop drinking at this time? I propose a toast to you, and we have been friends ever since. We will be friendly and sincere-will you drink or not?

No drinking? Stay calm and eat vegetables and roasted rice? Can we still be happy together?

Bring feelings closer by eating. Whether you are familiar with it before or not, when you get to the wine table, some shelves are removed. You are basically brothers when you are so noisy. If there are a few half-meat and half-vegetarian jokes, everyone looks like lifelong friends. This time is more suitable for making requests. After all, people in China pay attention to acquaintances. Be friends first, and then cooperate for the second and third time. -"Come and play again, and we will definitely receive better" and "I will continue to drink there next time". Distribution of benefits Many topics, hidden rules, and benefit transfer that are inconvenient to discuss formally in the conference room are discussed at the dinner. Don't drink? A lot of words can't be said, and a lot of things really can't be sent out. Therefore, the workplace dinner and drinking is also original, not so simple. So how do we choose to participate as professionals? What's the purpose of your attending this dinner? What's the purpose of your internal dinner? Must participate, forced soy sauce. I came to eat vegetables. . . Become an indispensable part of the dinner table and be used by leaders. I just came for a drink. . . What would you choose? Please select. If you choose 1 and 2, what excuse do you have to avoid drinking at the dinner table? Driving, alcohol allergy, breast-feeding, pregnancy preparation, cold, period, drinking will hit people, hepatitis, gout, ethnic minorities, religious customs. As a classmate who plays soy sauce at the dinner table, you can't stop drinking because you are sick and allergic, and no one can force you to bite the bullet and stop drinking. After all, you are not the protagonist. Avoid it a few more times, and naturally no one will look for you again. As long as you don't drink with anyone, don't let your colleagues know that you can actually drink. Because there is a proverb in China, good wine makes good character. You know, it's hard to make real friends on the wine table, but it's easy to leave hatred behind. The best way, of course, is not to go. If you have a hunch that there will be a wine fight, and it's not the kind of group dinner that all employees must attend, it's much easier not to find a reason not to go to the restaurant than to find a reason not to drink on the spot! If you choose 3 and 4, then people are already on the wine table. Are there any ways and techniques to drink less?

Wipe your mouth with a tissue immediately after toasting, and take the opportunity to vomit. After drinking tea and water, spit it back into the cup before changing tea. Eat spaghetti first and get drunk on the table. Ask the waiter to make tea in advance, hold his throat in the toilet, vomit, drink tea and water, change the subject and set fire to others. Find a cup with a deep mouth, shake your hand, and start with three cups of spit for wine. You can drink less, but you can fight. However, playing tricks, that's your character problem! It's basically useless to show weakness and pretend to be drunk. As long as it continues on the wine table, you can't avoid it. It is necessary to pad your stomach before drinking, but don't be too full-when you are full, how can you have room to drink? Holding your throat hurts your body, but you often vomit for only one purpose-drink it after you vomit. It's even scarier to change the subject. There is enmity on the wine table, and what is owed to others will be paid back sooner or later.

No matter what tricks, it will be boring on the wine table. In other words, people who drink should not play tricks, drink as much as possible, be generous and do what they can. In this way, you can get the evaluation of "young man, moderate alcohol consumption, good wine". What's the purpose of your attending a foreign dinner? Help leaders keep the factory, try to sign this list/reach this cooperation, and get on well with customers. I am here for dinner. What would you choose? Please select 1/2/3, and you will find that eating and drinking has become a part of your work. Your labor contract doesn't say "drinking is part of the job". You can refuse to work without a labor contract. If you show up at the dinner table and accept the job of "drinking", as a professional, please do well. So, the students asked: how to avoid drinking? Let's think about this question with the thinking of people in the workplace-what is my purpose? Is it to become a wine table confidant in the eyes of leaders? Or to deal with customers? Personally, if I just joined the work, I would like to exchange a drunk for a deal or block a round of wine for the leader. . . Of course, you will make different choices. Whether to drink or not is not so much a question of skill as a question of choice. Are you willing to get drunk and hurt yourself in order to achieve the purpose of this dinner?