Jokes caused by ignorance of politics and law in life.

1, an underage girl was arrested by the police as a pickpocket. The policeman asked her father, "Please don't let her be a pickpocket any more. You should educate her well."

Father said shyly, "I'm sorry, we are very strict with her and often educate her, but she has a bad brain and always gets caught in the end."

2. Hansen: "Donna, your son has been away for many years, so he must have achieved a lot."

Donar: "I don't know if there is any achievement. Anyway, the government attaches great importance to him. "

Hansen: "What's the matter?"

Donar: "The police issued a notice saying that if he is found, he can get a bonus of 654.38+ 10,000."

Victor, who stayed indoors, was arrested and imprisoned and sentenced to heavy punishment, which was unexpected.

His mother asked him painfully, "what crime have you committed?" Is it a crime for you to fiddle with those painted pages, steel plates and ink at home? "

"Not exactly, but mainly because I use those things to compete with the government."

"Competition for what?"

"See who printed the banknotes more like the real ones."

In the law class, the professor assigned us to read articles about civil rights. The next day, he asked a classmate to say 10 civil rights, but that classmate didn't respond. The professor said, "OK, list five!" "

When the students remained silent, the professor said helplessly, "As long as you tell me one of your rights as a citizen!" " "

The student replied, "I have the right to remain silent!" " "

One day, I was walking on the playground of the campus. Because I just became a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I was in a good mood when I saw a boy riding a bicycle across the lawn. At this time, I was in high spirits and shouted, "Get off!" The boy turned a deaf ear. When he saw that his authority had been violated, I shouted angrily, "Get out of the car quickly, or I will shoot!" " "That boy fell off the car!