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The rhino looked in the mirror.

Once upon a time, in the zoo, there was a rhino who liked to laugh at other animals. "Humpty Dumpty, Humpty Dumpty" He often plays jokes on Brother Camel. ? Who said I was a camel? The camel said angrily, "If I have three humps on my back, I can store more nutrients, perhaps dozens of times more beautiful than you?" Hey, cheeky. The rhinoceros shouted at the elephant, "I said which is your tail and which is your nose." I think you are not an elephant, but a lazy pig! " " ? Uncle Xiang, who is usually kind, can't stand it today. "My nose and tail irritate you. They are on me. Do you care? "Then the elephant left angrily." Han, is your head long enough for your neck? How many birds did you catch today? "The giraffe flew into a rage at once." What about yourself? You look great. "The giraffe replied insolently. ? Once, camels, elephants and giraffes got a mirror and went to find a rhinoceros. As it happens, rhinoceros and ostrich are "fighting" at the moment. Hey, you hairy leper! Barefoot, can't even fly, or what a bird! I think it's just a real cock. "Poor aunt ostrich felt terrible and buried her head in her wings. "Friend, listen to me!" The camel came forward and said, "Are you as beautiful as a flower?" "Of course!" The rhinoceros replied, "Is there no doubt about it?" "Well, please see for yourself!" Then the elephant handed the mirror to the rhinoceros. The rhinoceros looked in the mirror and laughed: "Hahahahahahaha, which ugly guy is smiling at this uncle?" What's that on his nose! Hee hee hee ... "In this way, he looked at himself in the mirror and smiled. Elephants, camels, ostriches and giraffes all know that rhinoceros is just a real fool, so they ignore rhinoceros.