20 18 SMS jokes

Inscription: The most sincere person in the world is a liar, because only a liar can really cheat you.

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, the real name and address are erased and the mobile phone number is replaced by ellipsis.

( 1)

2018165438+18/0, the phone dropped from the sky.

A woman's voice, she asked, "Are you XXX?"

"Well, yes."

"What is the telephone number of your company?"

"I don't know."

"How can you not know the telephone number of the company?" The woman said.

"I really don't know, I usually touch the trumpet."

"Well, your credit card owes our bank one hundred thousand dollars ..."

"ah! What did you say? Say it again. " I said.

"Your credit card owes our bank $100,000 ..." The woman said it again.

I was furious: "I have never used a credit card at all. How can I owe you money?" Stop calling me! ! ! "

Pa, I pressed the other person directly.

To tell the truth, I haven't used a credit card this year. I used it a few years ago, but now it has been cancelled.

Colleagues were angry when they saw me in a hurry. They all said that this must be a liar. Ignore her. I also think this is a fraudulent phone call, but I am still very unhappy. I recall in detail when my credit card was cancelled and where there were loopholes. How can it be overdrawn100000? The overdraft limit can not be reached.

After a while, the phone rang again.

Blacklist directly if you don't answer.

After a while, the telephone rang again, with the same address and different numbers.

If you don't answer, you will be blacklisted directly.

Blacklist again and again, call me again and again.

"I tell you, my credit card has been cancelled. It is impossible to owe100000. Don't call me again, okay? " I can't take it anymore.

"..." The other party said a lot, but I didn't catch it, and I didn't want to catch it.

Later, they stopped calling and sent text messages.

(2)

I was a little scared when I received the text message. I read the message to my lover. The lover said, ignore them. You have no credit card. What are you afraid of? Having said that, I think so, but I'm still a little scared.

The lover was anxious and said, "People like you are the easiest to be fooled."

Wake up the dreamer in one word. Yes, clever liars are often masters of psychology, and they will use people's psychological weaknesses to deceive people.

Panic is the first step to being fooled.

Behavioral psychologists believe that once a person's emotions are mobilized by others, especially to an uncontrollable degree, it is easy to be used by others, thus falling into the trap designed by others in advance.

Although scams are full of loopholes, once people fall into panic, they will despair and lose their minds. Without reason, there is no judgment, and people will be arranged and pushed around. I have seen many such examples on TV. For example, an old professor put more than 3 million of his life savings into a liar's account.

Begging swindlers take advantage of human sympathy. Liars pretending to be monks took advantage of people's piety. Liars who borrow money in the name of leaders or teachers also take advantage of people's specific psychology and emotions. ...

I don't panic when I think about it. Why should I panic when the liar's tricks are so low-level and outdated?

Tell you an online joke: Yesterday at noon, I received a short message: Please deposit the money into this account XXX. I'll come back in half an hour: I have credited 5000 yuan, please check it. The next day, I received: "I have been to the bank three times, you liar."

(3)

Just because I don't talk to a liar doesn't mean that a liar won't talk to me. I've been loved by liars and targeted. Text messages keep coming.

This is intimidation.

This is an inducement.

This is cajoling.

This is intimidation and cajoling.

This is cajoling.

This is intimidation.

This is cajoling, and the liar seems to be begging for help humbly.

These short messages are a series of cajoles and threats. Timid people may not be able to carry it. During this period, my lover said, "Let me call them back, scold them and take it out on you."

I said, "No, maybe as soon as you call back, the other party is a' charge' call."

Deception is a liar's specialty. They are experts in this field. Don't compete with them. If you are really strong, you are really no match for them. They will use the weapons of economics, sociology and psychology to deal with an unarmed Ding Bai. What's more, they are often a team, and you are just fighting alone.

So, sit tight and ignore it.

Up to today, I haven't received any short messages from swindlers. Maybe the liar has been disappointed in me.

(4)

Besides what I just said, liars use people's emotions to make people fall for it. Liars also take advantage of people's herd mentality, using "entrustment" to deceive people, or using "invisible entrustment", for example, suggesting to customers that this product is very popular and many people have bought it.

There are many liars who are beautiful and weak girls. For example, these girls will knock on your door and sell you some bad or unnecessary items, and many men will give generously. Psychological surveys show that people tend to believe the words of the opposite sex more than the same sex. A weak girl can inspire the opposite sex's desire for protection and sympathy.

Liars will also take advantage of people's superstitious psychology, such as superstitious hidden rules, superstitious geomantic omen, superstitious secret recipes and so on. Let people fall into a trap.

I used to think that as long as you remember that there is no pie in the sky and no free lunch in the world, people can't get rich overnight. If they are not greedy for petty gain, they will not be taken in. Now it seems that it is not that simple, and the tricks of scammers are constantly changing.

The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high. Cheaters' tricks are hard to prevent.

There are many people, big and small, who have been cheated to some extent.

Some people say that there are too many fools and not enough liars.

Why is this happening?

Tracing back to the source, there is a problem with culture and education. Parents like obedient children, teachers instill knowledge into students, and leaders like obedient subordinates, which leads to lack of independent thinking ability and critical questioning spirit. In our vernacular, many people are "short of" essence.

Since it is a lie, it must be false and there must be loopholes.

In life, learn to control your emotions and refuse to be fooled; To learn to guess the purpose of a liar, perhaps the liar's means are very clever, but the purpose of a liar is often very single; We should learn to doubt and distinguish the truth of information.

Stay away from liars, life is better!

Author: Huojia County Teacher Training School, Henan Province.