Kneeling for super jokes

I used to talk, but I thought I was blind.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

5. Give your uncle a smile, little girl. If you don't, he will give you a smile.

6. Go your own way and say whatever you want!

7. I am a second-hand scientist

8. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

9. "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

10. How many stops is Tieling from America?

1 1. White House-freshly brushed pulp.

12. This plane is also diesel.

13. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always want ghosts and gods not to know that we are too embarrassed.

Spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, squeak to drink water, eat beans, throw it over the wall, squeak, and guess what-dead!

14. Animals (people) have discerning eyes.

15. Give you pocket money (lucky money)

16. He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums when he farts.

17. If you don't leave me here, you can leave me there and I will go to the railway!

18. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

19. If you want to be famous, you should publish a book first and have an accident first.

20. The sincere love story between Simon and Jinlian ~

2 1. If I can't serve my country and the world, whose husband am I?

22. The lyrics version is too bad ... Use nunchakus quickly. Hum, hum, ha, ha ~ ~ That's it ~ You both died here ~ ~

23. er ~ ~ this student is too rare. I, I think you are my michel platini. Come, adoptive father, have a seat, adoptive father.

24. American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, telling us to study even if there is a power failure.

My sister-in-law married me. She was my sister-in-law at first.

26. Isn't it just cutting some meat? More than 1 kg from the thigh. If you eat well, you can come back and get the meat for the old lady and look at it with trembling hands. Too fat.

27. Mr Fan's daughter was insulted by hooligans. She stood up with a basket and said, I'm scared to death I thought I was robbing eggs.

28. Half a bottle of beer. Let's get drunk. ..

29. Never been defeated by scientists, have you?

30. When I get rich, I'll buy the leader's clothes.

3 1. He is very traditional. He prefers reading to going out to play. There are various versions of * * * in the room.

32. The old man had only one tooth left, and his teeth were blocked when he ate! -Eat lotus root in your mouth

33. They will lose things if they don't pick up things when they go out.

34. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth.

The young man looks like an actor. ...

36. Wild animals in the mountains are smoking, cattle and sheep on the land are fresh on the bottom of the sea, monkeys have bird's nest shark wings, and bear's paw has scallops and deer's tail tips! Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like the wind and clouds, like dumping soil in a box. ...

37. Pancakes and steamed buns are eaten with rice.

38. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

39. Lobster, sea crab, haha! I like to eat shells! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.

40. From then on, eating lobster is no longer a cake.

4 1. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one, ha! Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck. I can't eat any more after eating four, so I said, I really can't eat any more. I have to eat it when I get home later.

I can't outrun that BMW after all, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my pedal is broken!

Flight 44.90 1, from Xizhimen to Zhongguancun, fare 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats.

45. The relationship between couples is not necessarily good, and it is not necessarily a couple with a good relationship; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

46. If you poke a noodle in that lock, you can open a bag of instant noodles.

47. Tired from walking, he sits here, and the dog sits here, with one side high. Anyone who comes over will think: Whose twins are these?

48. I buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

49. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

50. After taking a job, I can earn 300,000 yuan ... I looked at the drawings and built a 40-meter chimney. After the completion, someone came to see it and beat me up. The drawings are upside down. They asked me to dig a well.

Give it to her, honey, just for you. She is happy every day.