Nonsense literature with high likes in Weibo comments

Part 1 of nonsense literature with high likes in Weibo comments

1. Crabs are still alive before they die,

2. If he doesn’t marry me If so, the bride is definitely not me.

3. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.

4. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

5. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

6. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.

7. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

8. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

9. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

10. My family lost two cows, one is white, and the other is also white

11. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

12. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

13. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

14. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

15. I will definitely remember your kindness before I forget it.

16. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

17.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

18. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

19. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

20. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully. Part 2 of Nonsense Literature with Very High Likes in Weibo Comments

21. If your sentence is correct, it should be right.

22. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

23. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

24. I woke up and found that I woke up.

25. When I found out, I already found out.

26. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

27. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

28. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

29. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

30. What you said is the same as talking.

31. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

32. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

33. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

34. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

35. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

36. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

37. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

38. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

39. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

40. Research has found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt. Part Three of Nonsense Literature with Highly Liked Weibo Comments

41. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

42. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

43. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

44. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.

45. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.

46. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a little nonsense.

47. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

48. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

49. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

50. If he has to go to jail for ten years, he will not be able to get out for ten years.

51. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice.

52. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

53. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more, no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.

54. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

55. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

56. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

57. Do you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth.

58. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.

59. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

60. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation. Funny homophonic memes with extremely high likes on Weibo (59 sentences in a collection)

Part 1 of funny homophonic memes with extremely high likes on Weibo

1. If you don’t even reply to my messages, why don’t you reply? What twice-cooked pork?

2. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

3. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

4. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

5. You don’t even think about me. Then what do you think about, Chanel?

6. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

7. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

9. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Snake’s head feel so heavy after putting it on? Because that is a peaked cap!

10. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam's". The teacher said: "What's your best?" >

11. I don’t care, what do you care about? Italy

12. Asu and Asu were together for one day, and Asu acted like a baby while eating: Sususususususu hey Crispy.

13. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

14. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright." He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, you should lose weight.

16. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

17. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

18. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed." Throat: "Hi"

19. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a doctor. Back to the stars. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

20. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet. Part 2 of the funny homophonic meme with super high likes on Weibo

21. Nowadays, the future is really tight: masks are tight, hands are tight, clothes are tight, trousers are tight, and waist is tight.

22. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?

23. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out I have sexy oiliness.

24. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

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25. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?

26. One day I was playing King of Kings, and I kept dying in the bottom lane. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear it? Let it go.

27. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves wearing Kawakubo Rei so much, and he said, because he wears Kubo Zero.

28. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: It is not round and bright, it is not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.

29. Find Ouyang Xiu.

30. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

31. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

32. You don’t even care about me, why do you care, barbershop?

33. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no pliers. I have no pliers.

34. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

35. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

36. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

37. Studying , I know how to put myself in someone else's shoes, but my deskmate didn't agree.

38. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you said is that a girl with an Android phone, I get stuck when I smile."

39. "I would be so happy if someone belonged to me." "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish."

40. Falling in love is not that easy. , everyone has his mobile phone. The third funny homophonic meme with super high likes on Weibo

41. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Did you hear it? Love.

42. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and I sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

43. I had a surprising one. "Work" "What?" "Digging Lotus Roots"

44. You don't even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

45. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

46. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

47. Kai's father has entered the tower, be careful. Get off the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

48. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

49. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

51. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

52. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?

53. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit."

54. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

55. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

56. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

57. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad and want to chew.

58. You know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.

59. The rag on the table accidentally hit the corner of the table at home, fell off, and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out to be Bu Neng, the latest Douyin blogger to output nonsense literary quotes

The latest Douyin blogger’s nonsense literary output of golden sentences

1. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

2. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s worse for me. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so it’s a bit bad compared to good. , overall it’s still good, but it’s just a bit bad.

3. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

4. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

5. You can know tomorrow’s weather by looking at tomorrow’s weather forecast.

6. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

7. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

8. This hand is as big as a palm.

9. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.

10. I find that good-looking girls are very beautiful.

11. You and I are here and there.

12. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

13. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

14. If this sentence is useful at all, it is not useless at all.

15. If what you say is good, it should be right.

16. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

17. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.

18. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

19. If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

20. We will know what happens tomorrow. The latest Douyin blogger’s nonsense literary output of golden sentences Part 2

21. As long as you have some use, it will not be useless at all.

22. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

23. Did you know that kiwi fruit tastes like kiwi fruit?

24. Who would have thought that at 1.8 meters tall, he would stand 180cm tall.

25. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

26. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

27. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

28. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

29. Life and death are blurred in ten years, and life and death are blurred in five years.

30. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

31. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

32.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

33. Young people, don’t be too young.

34. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good.

35. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

36. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

37. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

38. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

39. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

40. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin. Classic quotations from nonsense literature with many likes on Zhihu

Classic quotations from nonsense literature with many likes on Zhihu (Part 1)

1. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping Keep your eyes open, otherwise you won't be able to sleep.

2. Every year on my birthday, my age increases by one year.

3. I find that good-looking girls are very beautiful.

4. Your chain can only be broken at critical moments

5. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?

6. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

7. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

8. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

9. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

10. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

11. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.

12. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

13. It wouldn’t be so ugly if you were good-looking

14. Before you lost your phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

15. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

16. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

17. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

18. As long as you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

19. Studies have found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

20. You are alive as long as you are not dead. Nonsense literary classic quotations with many likes on Zhihu (Part 2)

21. Why hasn’t my iPhone 13 pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

22. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

23. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

24. If you advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

25. Those who are awake now should not be asleep yet.

26. Regardless of the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

27. Falling from a hundred-story building, if nothing else, there should be an accident.

28. You will find that nonsense literature is full of nonsense.

29. If you weren’t ugly, you’d be quite good-looking.

30. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good.

31. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.

32. The spring breeze turns the south bank of the river green again, and the south bank of the river is greened by the spring breeze.

33. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right?

34. The last time I met you was the last time

35. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

36. The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

37. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

38. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

39. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.

40. There is not a single cloud in the cloudless sky. Nonsense literary classic quotations with many likes on Zhihu (Part 3)

41. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

42. Did you know that for every sixty seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

43. We all know that cicada wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wings

44. Apart from your strengths, you have all your weaknesses

45. This hand is as big as a palm.

46. Morning terror! The survey shows that people are only born once in life

47. If I am not wrong, then I must be right.

48. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

49. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

50. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

51. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

52. The stock pattern has been found, it either rises or falls.

53. You will not be hungry when you are full.

54. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.

55. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

56. It was alive before it died.

57. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

58. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

59. We will know about tomorrow’s affairs the day after tomorrow.

60. The video is quite short, but a bit long. Funny nonsense literary quotations

Funny nonsense literary quotations Part 1

1. You are alive and you are not dead.

2. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

3. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

4. You will know what happens tomorrow.

5. People will die if they are killed.

6. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

8. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

9. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

10. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

11. If he has to go to jail for ten years, he will not be able to get out for ten years.

12. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

13. I’ll keep it short, but it’s a long story.

14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

15. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

16. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

17. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

18. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

19. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

20. There is an old saying in China called "There is an old saying that goes well." Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 2

21. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

22. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

23. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

24. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

25. Unsuccessful! then fail!

26. In addition to your shortcomings, you still have advantages.

27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

29. As long as you make a little progress, you will not make any progress at all.

30. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

31. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

32. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

33. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

34.. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late must still be awake.

35. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here? I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

36. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

37. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

38. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

39. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

40. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back. Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 3

41. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

42. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.

43. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

44. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

45. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

46. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

47. The deceased was not injured, right?

48. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

49. As we all know, the wings of cicadas are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada wings.

50. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

51. You can definitely do it! Unless it doesn't work.

52. Before it dies, it should be alive.

53. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

54. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

55. My family lost two cows. One is white, and the other is also white.

56. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really young.

57. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.

58. One day without seeing you is like another day.

59. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

60. You must be very thin when you lose weight. Learn and use nonsense literature vividly

Learn and apply nonsense literature vividly (Part 1)

1. All delicious things are particularly delicious.

2. What is better than ten years of studying? Read books for eleven years.

3. Playing for 30 seconds in the game is equivalent to half a minute in reality.

4. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

5. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.

6. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

7. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

8. In fact, when you are not annoying, you can still be lovable.

9. I will definitely live until death.

10. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

11. The video is quite short, but a bit long.

12. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.

13. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

15. Did you know that kiwi fruit tastes like kiwi fruit?

16. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

17. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Solid as a rock.

18. Have you ever noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter?

19. People can’t hold back when they can’t hold back.

20. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation. Learn and apply nonsense literature (Part 2)

21. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

22. You look like you are sick and you are not cured.

23. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

24. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

25. Young people, don’t be too young.

26. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but the waves in front are pushed back by the waves behind.

27. I woke up and found that I woke up.

28. This is just the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

29. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

30. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

31. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

32. The last time I said this was the last time.

33. You look like you are eating.

34. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

35. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

36. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s worse for me. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.

37. After eating, I found that I was heavier. It turned out that I was full.

38. If I have nothing to say, then I probably really have nothing to say.

39. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

40. The milk I drank smelled like milk. Learn and apply nonsense literature (Part 3)

41. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

42. If your sentence is correct, it should be right.

43. Who would have thought that at 1.8 meters tall, he would stand 180cm tall.

44. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.

45. Despicable is the first two words of despicable person, and noble is the first two words of noble person.

46. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

47. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

48. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

49. Luck is all about luck.

50. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

51. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

52. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

53. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

54. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

55. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

56. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.

57. Ginger is still getting older.

58. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

59. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

60. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.