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Nima, I burst into tears when I saw the second signature.

Nima burst into tears when she saw the second signature sentence.

1. Others pretend to be pure, so I have to pretend to be forced, or I won't rob others of their jobs.

2. Then my pet is hungry, or you can feed my poor mosquito.

3. If you don't say it, you won't say it. 4. I don't love it. It's not bad without you. You'd better go to the moon.

6. No one loves the Lord, only Grandpa Mao.

7. The world is so big and there are so many grasses. Why didn't my sister pick a tree?

8. My happiness is so short and my thoughts are so long. How can I forget

9. The revolving love slowly falls in front of my window? Everyone has lost their own love

11. Songs can evoke other people's emotions when they are sad

12. We agreed to be happy, but if you are unhappy, how can I be happy

13. Fragmented love, happiness that can't be pieced together, is it missing parts

14. Looking at your face, broken memories are pieced together again. I'm going to confess my love to you on Sunday

16. Everyone who says he doesn't love actually has an impossible person in his heart

17. As long as there is someone who cares, even if it is ignored by the whole world, what's the matter

18. A man like Brother Sharp is a man, or anyone will give me the whole sharpness

19. I didn't think about it once, everything falls into the sky. Otherwise, how could there be an ocean?

2. You know I love you, but your care for her has blinded my eyes.

21. Everyone has a temper, but it's not worth getting angry about trivial things.

22. The environment is very important. It is important to create an environment for yourself without it.

23. Cooperation is very important. Men can't do it without women, and women can't do it without men

24. Team is very important. One person can never beat a group of people. The strength of the masses is strong.

25. Only by eating the sufferings that others can't eat can they enjoy the happiness that others can't enjoy.

26. There can be 1, reasons for not being successful. I only need one reason to succeed. I can succeed

27. Sprint forward

28. No matter whether you wear a famous brand or a watch, it doesn't cost you a penny to have temperament

29. Laozi has a lot of style, that is, he kicks the quilt when he sleeps and sleeps when he eats

3. My sister is not fat and sexy, that is, she has more fat and keeps warm in winter

31. Forgive my bohemian behavior because I was too disciplined in my previous life

. What are you doing when others are making out?

33. I'm so vulnerable because you are impeccable.

34. When a beautiful woman looks up, she scares millions of people to death, and you think you are Xifeng.

35. You think your model is taking a step by step, and others think you are on the catwalk.

36. You are given by others now, so don't treat yourself as superior. Do you think you are a ghost?

38. Walking by the roadside, you suddenly ran out. Do you want to scare the old lady to death?

39. What are you looking at? I'm embarrassed not to see it?

4. It's immoral to walk on the road without stepping on shit.

41. Do you think you are a thief? The name of the gang is

42, choose a gesture, make yourself irreplaceable

43, and be popular with people for a long time. Only after getting along with you these days will you know that you have not

44, whether your dream has been too long, and you have not woken up for a year

45, and only when you have really tasted abuse will you feel that life is worse than death < Don't scold your wife, get out of the kitchen

47. An SB man went to the store and bought a 2B pencil

48. You can secretly love me, and I have the obligation not to choose you

49. Good news: invite you to my house to eat seafood tonight. Bad news: all the fresh food stores are closed.

5. I'm not your nanny. If I can't do anything, I have to worry about your tears when you see the second sentence.

1. Since I can't walk into your world, I'll wait for you to come into mine.

2. I'm always used to smiling, and finally I become a person who dare not cry.

3. Now I realize how stupid I am. Maybe our love is that I am too self-righteous

4. The most hated thing in the world is to exchange my lover's secret for friendship with others

5. In front of love, what women want is eternity, and what men want is debauchery

6. Don't think that love is just a word, please use your actions to prove it.

7. It doesn't matter that we are just friends. We will never get to that point

8. Your gentleness is the driving force for me to love you at all costs

9. My patience is limited. Don't challenge my limit endlessly

1. People who don't like it are like things that they don't like to eat. Even if they eat it, they will spit it out

11. Look up and cover up their vulnerability with a smile. Because you never understand my sadness

12. If you really loved me, please forgive my self-deception now

13. We know too little about each other, so we can only leave each other later

14. If I really leave your world one day, will you still think of me

15. If I can choose, I will still appear in your world. I just want to have you

17. Now that we have missed it, don't regret it, and strive for the happiness you want.

18. Don't hurt me with silence. If you don't love it, please leave directly.

19. No matter how beautiful life is, it's not as beautiful as the time I spent with you. Being with the person I love is the happiest.

2. The world can dilute everything. I think it will make me forget you

21, and I don't have to look for proof of loving you anymore, because you and I are not from the same world

22. The more mature we are, the more like orphans abandoned by the world, so it is better to be simple

23. The beautiful dusk is just a sign before the end, just like your love with me

24. I will marry a woman like me.

25. All my self-deception is just to deceive myself.

26. I don't know why, when you leave, my tears will unconsciously flow down.

27. Suddenly, I find my heart has become strange.

28. For a long time, I have always been alone. In fact, this is quite good. It hurts me to lose it.

3. Allow me to think about you silently in my heart, so that I can prove that I love you.

31. Because you don't love me, I am willing to leave and let you choose the happiness you want.

32. We all looked forward to it together, and the good times we will have together in the future.

33. When we were together, we all forgot. How to cherish the present

34. What I miss is only the time I spent with you

35. The happy time is so short. Can I choose not to leave all the time

36. I don't think it will continue to burn

37. The past has become so bleak. How can I stay

38. I don't know the ending of the story later, because you stripped me off halfway

39. Standing on the Naihe Bridge, I still don't want to drink that bowl of Meng Po Tang

4. In my memory, I miss you, and my mouth will rise inadvertently

41. What will last forever? You are everything to me, but you finally left

43. Every sad sentence seems to be telling my past

44. I am not prepared for the last parting of love, but you have left

45. Thank you for letting me understand that I fell in love with someone and then lost it. How painful it will be

46. The taste of disappointment makes me lose the wait for feeling hope

47. My request is not too much, that is, to be with someone I love and love me at the same time

48. Tears have crossed my face. Who will know how you really feel at this time

49. I once liked someone. I have also lost someone I like

5. I am so unbelievable in your heart, maybe I am too selfish. Classic Quotations: My heart is sour, and tears come out

1. If you think of me one day, I hope you will think of me not the fragile and self-pitying me, but the one who fell and got up again. I will find my lost wings and fly again. Maybe I will still fall, but I flew. -"I love you on the cloud"

2. Now I finally understand that before meeting, I may have liked someone else, and that person didn't like me, or others liked me, but I didn't like him. Why are you and me? It turns out that those people are just welcoming your appearance. In our meeting, providence always exists. -"I love you on the cloud"

3. liking you first is like discovering the beautiful side of the world first, so why be disappointed? -"I love you on the cloud"

4. The feeling of liking a person turns out to be silly, like talking to himself, and he can't hear it at all. Since he didn't hear you, you have to pretend that you didn't say it. Yes, because he doesn't understand, so you never liked him. -"I love you on the cloud"

5. Suddenly, my eyes are sweet, and falling in love with you is such a thing. I love you on the cloud

6. Happy time is short, and waiting time is long. And the time of love is reciprocating. Sometimes young, sometimes old. Love is cyclical. For a while, I loved you very much For a while, I hated you. What kind of feeling is right? When I hate you, I will quarrel with you. Then, I found that I still like you like that. I love you on the cloud

7. Love can be vulgar or noble. Love can be narrow or broad; It can be selfish or great. Love is not what you die for me and I die for you, not what you do for me, but what we do together. Love makes people great, but also makes people misty. I love you on the cloud

8. We often say that if we like a person, we should not only love his advantages, but also accept his shortcomings. The word "accept" sounds helpless. It is not enough to "accept", we should love his shortcomings. I like sitting on you like this, with my hands around your neck, my head resting on your shoulders and sleeping quietly for a while. I love you in the clouds

9. When I can't see you, I miss you all day and want to jump into your arms. When I met you, I put my hands behind my back and stood in front of you. You must think I'm a man with no feelings. In fact, how attached I am to you. I love you in the clouds

1. When you miss someone, you don't have to meet each other every day, you don't have to own or destroy each other, you don't miss him so much, but you always think of him several times a day. When you can't hear his voice, you worry about him. When a person is away from home, he will miss the time with him. -"I love you on the cloud"

11. Innocent quarreling has become a way for two people to stay together. No one knows him better than you, and no one knows you better than him. Any tiny thing can make two people who live together quarrel constantly. It was not until one day that one of them was gone that we realized how lonely it was to lose a quarrelling opponent. I love you on the cloud

12. What is love? You may have to spend your life looking for answers. Some people find it, some people can't. Love is not a science, it has no standard answer. What is feeling? That's something we can't touch. When it is about to disappear, we can't stay. However, when it comes, you can't resist it. Everyone's time is different. Time is objective, but time is a kind of perception. -"I love you on the cloud"

13. The best time of love is the stage of suffering. You know he likes you, and you like him. Flirting and flirting, every day is sweet. I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face. I really want to hear his voice and see him. I am happiest when I am not sure. I love you on the cloud

14. Before you get someone, you always think that he is very good, and you can't see his shortcomings, but after you get him, you will find that he is just an ordinary person. Many bitter couples have also thought too well of each other. I love you on the cloud

15. How can I forget it? The person you love will always do something, write a letter, say a few words, say a word, or even just a look and a gesture, which will make your lips tremble, your heart ache and tears come out. I love you on the cloud

16. If you are in love, don't forget to put some candy in your pocket. He is frowning deeply today. You can shake a lollipop in front of him and order him to smile. After the date, he will take you home. When you say goodbye, you can take a piece of PANDA KID candy out of your pocket and let him eat it on the way home. Who says adults don't need some small but pleasant rewards? -"I love you on the cloud"

17. The person you will miss when you are weakest; When that person is the weakest, you will pity him, and you are the future person for each other. -"I love you on the cloud"

18. It is her love for him to stop him from doing something she thinks is bad. He obediently obeys and represents his love for her. Gentle prohibition is indispensable in love and a kind of happy possession. I love you on the cloud

19. Every woman has also gone through the stage of getting to the bottom of it. Learning is no longer to ask questions, no longer to please men, but not to hear the answers that make you sad. There are some things