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Xiaoming joke 1 plus 1
The next class is math. In class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How much is 1 plus 1?" Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher said, "Go home and ask your mother today.
Xiao Ming went home after school in the afternoon. He asked his mother, "Mom, what is 1 plus 1?" Mother is watching TV, and she can't hear what Xiaoming is saying at all.
He thought, "1 plus 1 equals watching TV, hmm, right!" "
Tomorrow the teacher asked him, "What is 1 plus 1?" "Mom is watching TV" was Xiaoming's answer, which made the teacher angry and cursed, and let Xiaoming drive out of the school.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family."
Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was quarrelling with others. Xiao Ming asked, "Mom 1+ 1=?" Mom said, "Asshole!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= asshole; Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking beer. Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+ 1=?" Dad said, "Cool!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= cool; Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is watching TV. Xiao Ming asked, "Grandpa 1+ 1=?" Grandpa said, "gangster!" "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= gang boss; Xiaoming asked his sister who was singing the national anthem: people who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves; Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was singing children's songs: rabbit, open the door! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bunny opens the door.
The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiaoming 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Asshole." "Pa" teacher slapped Xiao Ming, and Xiao Ming said, "Cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who taught you?" Ming Dow Jr.: "The boss of the gang." The teacher was startled and asked, "Xiao Ming, what are you doing?" Xiaoming sings: People who don't want to be slaves. The teacher shut Xiao Ming out. Xiaoming knocked at the door and sang, Little Rabbit, please open the door. The teacher fainted!
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