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Have you ever been amused by the regional differences among Northeasterners?

A young man from Northeast China went to the South to eat Western-style pastries. He felt that the bread was too cold, so he called the waiter directly: Hey, hello, sister, I can’t eat the cold bread, please give it to me for a while! The waiter was stunned when he heard this.

The waiter took the bread and asked with a smile on his face, what does it mean to puff it up? I don't understand!

The young man quickly explained that Teng means to slip away for a while!

The waiter was even more confused. Do you want to take away this bread? Want a rope? Is that what you mean?

The young man was so amused that he laughed. What are you saying if you’re not a little girl? Why are you tying a rope? You get angry and run away for a while. You run away for a while when you get angry!

The waiter still doesn’t understand. Are you angry? Sir, I can’t seem to put this on!

The young man was speechless. He grabbed the plate from the waiter’s hand and just ate it. I wasn’t afraid of getting cold!

Seeing this situation, netizens were amused and laughed, especially many netizens from the Northeast felt the same way, and everyone began to leave messages.

Someone said that my wife had a meal in a Shenzhen restaurant and ordered roasted pork ribs. She asked the waiter, "Are your pork ribs so mushy?" The waiter was confused.

Someone said that after I bought something in a convenience store in Guangzhou, I asked the saleswoman for a bag, but she gave me a tea egg...

Someone Said, my husband is from Cantonese, I told him to throw the towel, he said I don’t understand what you said...

Someone said, I repaired my car in the south, and told the staff at the 4S shop My car started buzzing as soon as it started, and the clerk was stunned...

Someone said that one of my bosses is from the south and wears a pair of single shoes in winter. Then a colleague from the Northeast asked him, what day did you have? Why did he wear fake shoes? The boss at that time became anxious and repeatedly emphasized that he bought the shoes from a specialty store and they were real!

Someone said that my colleague had back pain and was seeing a doctor in the south. The doctor asked him how he felt. He said that it hurt all the time and the doctor was confused.

Some people say that my mother went to the south to buy fruit and negotiated with the fruit stall owner. Could the boss be cheaper? The boss looked unhappy at the time.

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Actually, this is the regional difference in language. I am also from the Northeast. I am familiar with these words, and some of them are often said, such as "Teng" all of a sudden, It means heating it, such as "throwing" for a while, or filtering it with water. For example, "Mu Ge Zhang" means "numbness". For example, "Can it be cheaper" means "Can it be cheaper" when bargaining? Northeast is interesting. There are too many dialects in the country. I believe that many southern friends cannot understand the famous sentence "Boleng Gaier got stuck on the curb".

Each place has its own distinctive dialect, and local dialects also highlight local characteristics. If you are out of town and meet fellow villagers and communicate in dialects, it will make people feel particularly friendly and relieve homesickness. , although Mandarin has become popular now, a few local dialects occasionally pop up and make little jokes on certain occasions, which is quite interesting.