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Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 3 Dialogue

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1. Electric shock stinky tofu turtle, rogue, stinky tofu

2. Jing Tian: Get out, you go.

Xue Jian: Why?

Sedum; I'm-I'm afraid you'll flirt with me

Xue Jian: I'm afraid you will harass me.

I miss Chia Tang, and I left you at this time. I am a pig woman.

4. Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?

Evergreen: They are not poisoned, and their eyes are still black.

Xue Jian: So what are you obsessed with?

He Miaomiao: I'm protecting my boss.

Why bother: I'm protecting myself.

If he lives in the deep forest, he has seven heads and six arms, and he is very violent, how can you ask him to help me? How can you ask him to help me ... (Jing Tian talks funny)

6. Why did it become a potato again?

7. Jing Tian: Come out, little one.

(See Evergreen, Xue Jian, etc. (She is very shy. I'll think of something.

(turning to the five poisonous beasts) So many people are looking at me, will you give me a face?

Change, change.

Little guy, don't just save me just because I'm handsome. Have a loving heart and save everyone.

When I was a child, I always broke the clothes my mother sewed for me. I cried when she hit me, but she stopped hitting me. ...

9. It turns out that under the big three yuan is the Thunderbolt Hall. No wonder I lose money by wearing red shorts.

10. She can quit drugs or take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato.

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12. Who asked you to fill your teeth? You think wearing white clothes is a dentist.

13. It's mud. It is so soft. I can't even bite tofu. You want to starve me.

14. Don't think that you are Niu Wangmo with a pair of horns.

15. Xu Changqing, don't you think he is very white? His teeth are white, his eyes are white, his clothes are white and even his shoes are white. By the way, in fact, people in Shushan are very white. It's not bad to make me so white now. I finally got my clothes dirty. You turned me white with a wave of your hand.

16. It's called a sword, and you're still so cheap. You have to follow me. Can you beat me? Wait until you become a man.

17. What sword? You didn't come when you should have. I can't beat others now. Come and save me.

Jing Tian: Why am I dizzy again?

Snow White sees: Just like a pregnant woman, she is always dizzy.

19, Xue Jian to Changqing: marry me, or I will marry you.

20. My name is Jing, Tian.

2 1, Master Bai Tofu: "Disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower."

I often cross my knees and say, "Please expel me from my old school."

Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year?

I don't know how much I have to say when I see Xue.

Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it!

Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really don't see it (it looks 60 years old ...)

23. Snow See: Ah! ! ! ! Now this young lady suddenly feels that this way of jumping into a well to die is not heroic enough! So I'm going back to think of a more heroic way to die and die another day!

23. Jing Tian: I swear, if I don't keep my promise, I won't have a wife and a son ... (If I can't get one, I can get two. My wife gave birth to my son, not me.

24. Don't call me honest. I can't even beat Mr. Tang. (open)

25. Miss Zi Xuan, I want to marry you, and I want to announce to the world that I want to marry Miss Zi Xuan. There is no such thing in the MS game, but I am still very courageous. )

26. Never stare at a woman in a daze, or you will fall in love with her. (This is reasonable)

27. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to dance for you. (touching)

28. Without that sword, I can still destroy the enemy. (I thought this nonsense was very imposing, so I took it in. )

29. If evil thoughts persist, I am the mother of all things. From today on, you and I will join hands to unite the evil thoughts in the world, transcend the six realms and become the strongest in the world (I am confused about the source of evil spirits in TV dramas, who is joining hands with evil spirits)

I want to leave you. I don't want to interfere with you. I don't want you to be confused by your infatuation with love. I want to give you freedom and realize your ideal without attachment. (Still moved. . )

3 1. Pig woman. . . Dish tooth. . . (more shocking than the' seven' and' fourteen brothers' in Xianjian No.1 Middle School. . . . Silent)

32. The deadline is 300 days on earth (Wei Qing said this with great momentum and felt that he was not afraid of heavy buildings at all).

Today, I want to seek justice on behalf of all men in the world who have no money, no potential and poor martial arts. I won't kill you. Take your own life (especially the last two sentences are also shocking)

34. There is a feeling called love at first sight (the premise of this nonsense is that the devil is a woman, but she is ...)

Brother Mao Shan, I can totally feel your fear, but at this rate, I can't investigate the case at all. . . Hehe)

36. Brother Jing, to tell the truth, I have known you for so long, and I also think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking place in the film, and you should laugh every time you see it. . . Huo Changqing is definitely the king of cold jokes. Although it is completely different from the image in the game, it may have unexpected effects in TV dramas.

37. I want an opponent, an opponent who can really let me draw my sword (that is, Paris)

38. I am a hero who saves the world (a little nonsense, but it reminds me of an action of Jing Tian in the game: patting his chest and then thumbs up. )