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What are the jokes about managing my ducks?

Take care of me, don't make me a lonely duck!

"Duanzi" is an artistic term in cross talk, which refers to a paragraph or an artistic content in cross talk works. However, with the frequent use of the word "Duan Zi", its connotation has quietly changed, and people unconsciously and subjectively incorporated it into some unique connotations.

In addition to its original meaning, the word is also a common name for vocal music programs or literary works, so some "cold jokes" (connotation jokes) and "black jokes" (horror stories) also appear with the expansion of its meaning. Ironically, the cradle of "jokes"-"art" has been included in "jokes" (such as "cross talk jokes").

Red part

"Red jokes" are a kind of positive and healthy information spread on computers, mobile phones and other media through the Internet. Its main forms include inspirational short sentences, philosophical proverbs, management maxims, epigrams, sincere wishes and humorous sketches.

Example: "Strong winds and waves are inevitable, and sunny days are only accidental. Life struggles, as long as it does not fall, it is worth applauding. "

Black paragraph

"Black joke" refers to a short and pithy horror story, which is bizarre, frightening and supernatural, but it is tightly gripping, like the sky on the eve of a storm, and contains shocking power. Good black jokes often come straight to the point, without explanation and flowery rhetoric, but close to the most natural life, depicting the most dramatic and straightforward horror jokes in the most refined language.