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Idioms used to tease others on April Fool's Day

On April Fool's Day, we often arouse people's inner pranks, which are funny, deceptive, deceptive and routine. We're all using it. It's really stupid at the moment. So what sentences can be used to set up a set on April Fool's Day? The following is the relevant content of the routine sentences that I carefully arranged for you to tease others on April Fool's Day. I hope you will like them!

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I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will send it to you with emotion and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

God said to grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I have walked a lot; Passing through many bridges; Drink a variety of wines; I have seen many kinds of flowers; I only harassed a person who was reading a text message.

4. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

5. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

6. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

7. Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you!

8. You are white, you are sweet, and you have a good figure. Your presence made me unable to control my desires. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then … put it in my mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!

9. Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face ... you must be all over your face!

10. It's raining outside, dribs and drabs; Clouds are floating in the sky, in clouds and fog; Looking up, there was a little ant lying on the windowsill, drooling and runny nose. What a pity! What a pity! How much like you when you were a child!

1 1. Without Pangu, there would be no hope for the evolution of apes; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be spread for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

12. I really miss you. I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!

13. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!

14. Knowing you is a kind of fate; Knowing you is a kind of happiness; Caring for you has become a habit; Cherish you will become eternal; Bless you, this is inevitable; Greet you, this is polite; Harassing you is a very happy thing!

15. People are always busy with life and don't know where to go; I just want to remind you, my friend, that someone is silently caring for you not far away, wishing you well and harassing you by the way!

16.。 April Fool's Day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

17. The first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailed gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

18. There is a saying, I don't know when it is inappropriate to speak, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

19. When you love your youth, you say you love my scarred face. In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

20. Today's April Fool's Day, I made a fool's order and barked like a puppy. I am in a great mood. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

April Fool's Day used to tease others 1. Weather forecast for this city: it will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

3. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

4. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

5. I like Teresa Teng and died of illness; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Danny Chan, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung and jumping off buildings, and I like you, too. It's up to you

6. According to the survey, there are a group of new human beings in 2008, and there are four fools: those who love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who giggle at mobile phones! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that people love you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

10. April Fool's Day is here, be careful to be caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day is good luck and happy, happy all the time! Did you fool him or her on April Fool's Day? )

The idiom used to tease others on April Fool's Day is 1. In the cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle in the pool, breaststroke backstroke butterfly freestyle, and amazing diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

3. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

4. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to carry two kilograms of dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than kilograms must be doubled.

5. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

6. It's too late. Your mobile phone is infected with April Fool's Day virus. alas ...

7. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

8. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

9. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

10. It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages, and idiots who read text messages!

1 1. You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

12. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

13. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I can only win the prize, inviting Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knows Chunqing.

14. pig hunting notice: a pure white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

15. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

16. I think I have known you for a long time. You are a special, extreme, rare, unusual and lovely fool. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. One river springs and one Jiang Tao, and the mountain is higher than the mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

18. Congratulations on your admission to the Department of Barbarism of Niujing University. Please take your strange and complicated dementia to the American Museum of Dung, Titanic Road 9.

19. When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is a sentence used to tease others.

0 1

Just want to "fool you"

* * * Spend the rest of my life

02

How are you going to spend April Fool's Day?

I want to confess.

Why?

Because it was rejected

I can also say Happy April Fool's Day with a smile.

03

The most beautiful confession on April Fool's Day:

Eat more. You're not fat?

04

It is false to say I love you on Valentine's Day.

It's true that April Fool's Day said I love you.

05

I like you?

What if you're not?

So happy April Fool's Day?

What if you are too?

Then wish us a happy first day.

06?

Allow me to interrupt,

On the first day of April,

One more minute and I'll take it seriously. ?

07

Someone took great pains to play tricks on you,

That's because someone has a crush on you.

08

I have a math problem that I am not very good at.

I want to ask you.

What are the chances of us being together?

09?

I didn't plant Arbor Day.

Then April Fool's Day came.

Are you willing to be cheated by me?

10

I'm usually bold,

Only meet you

I became a coward who only dared to confess on April Fool's Day.

1 1

I like you very much,

I'm afraid the topic of chatting with you is not interesting enough.

I'm afraid you will treat April Fool's Day confession as a joke.

Actually, what I want to say is:

April Fool's Day is real, and I like you, too.

12

I'm sorry!

Accidentally send "like you" to your mobile phone,

Please keep it if you accept it;

If not, please send it back to me.

Happy April Fool's Day!

13

Lying today can be forgiven,

What's the matter? Give me a compliment ~

14

Today is April Fool's Day,

Confessing to me may be a little deliberate,

But I don't mind ~

15

Although the melon is not sweet,

But it can also quench thirst, you know?

16

Don't deceive yourself with beauty,

You are the real you.

Pretend to take off the order series

17

Report it. Oh, I'm in love?

With a boy you've known for a long time

Do you really like it?

No more depression, all the sweet talk?

He is also very considerate. How happy is he?

As for why you suddenly have a boyfriend?

Because today is April Fool's Day.

Fake breakup series

18

Break up peacefully. I mentioned it.

Breaking up without external factors is suitable in all aspects.

It's just clear that we can't go to the end with him, that's all.

If I can deliver it frankly, it's really nothing.

I can only feel that I may not meet again.

It is such a suitable person,

This has nothing to do with him.

Bye @ You love beans

Human lucidity series

19?

What April fool's day,

Isn't a man/woman's mouth a deceptive ghost?

Haven't you been cheated enough?

20

April fool's day,

It's not a fool's holiday,

It is to give the liar a chance to tell the truth.

2 1?

Trying to make fun of it,

Why don't you do your best,

What is the boy/girl waiting for?

22?

It is said that comprehensive protection,

You can stay away from all kinds of "traps"

23?

Where are there so many jokes?

What is hidden in the joke is true.

24?

April Fool's Day seems that all fantasies are jokes.

But we regard our fantasies as ideals.

25?

The joke you told today?

All this has been planned for a long time.

Sand sculpture series

26

Waiting online is quite urgent! ! !

Did you accidentally eat rice just now?

What should I do? Will it be okay?

27

You asked me to celebrate April Fool's Day,

I let you go to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

28?

Every day, many handsome guys tell me that they are in love.

Only April Fool's Day is an exception.

Because they are afraid that I will take it as a joke.

29

If no one tells you in April 1,

Then nobody really likes you.

I declare professionally that,

Ten dollars is a simple confession, and fifty dollars is a profound confession.

Action is not as good as action. Make a reservation quickly, don't wait until it expires.

(Support zfb) Small business, full of integrity.

30?

Hello, everyone, today is April Fool's Day.

Can I cheat your heart?

If I can't cheat you for a few days, I'll go to your grave.

3 1

Today is April Fool's Day?

Can everyone play something with high technology?

For example, charge my 100 phone bill. Let me guess who gave it to me.

Put the apple XR in my pocket and let me guess who did it.

Throw me a stack of big bills. Let me guess. Who smashed it?

Are these all ok?

Young people shouldn't always stick to the rules?

Want to innovate?

I don't want to see you make no progress this year!

32?

Send 200 "I love you" on April Fool's Day.

Received 199 "Hehe"

And "Mom loves you, too."

33?

April Fool's Day can deceive feelings.

Cheating money is no good.

34?

Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.

Your date will definitely ask you out to play.

Never believe it.

Because you don't have anyone.

35?

Attention, look at your left first,

Look at your right again,

Please be careful of a psycho who just escaped.

His characteristic is that,

Take a look around with your mobile phone,

Happy April Fool's Day!

36?

You dare to play with me,

4.4 I dare to bury you

37

Anyone who cheats me on April Fool's Day

I buried him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 4th.

Don't ask me what number two and number three are doing.

I'm telling you seriously,

The digger is very busy.

38

Known: April Fool's Day = Deception

Because: no one confessed to me on April fool's day.

So: everyone likes me.

39

That April fool's day,

The class goddess gave me an Oreo,

I took a bite without saying anything,

Only to find that it was toothpaste.

She smiled and said, "That's toothpaste. How did you swallow it? "

I looked at her and said, "Because you gave it to me."

When the sunset shone on her face through the window,

She blushed and I hit her.

40

I'm only 2 1 year old this year.

I drive a Mercedes-Benz GLS,

My wife is a doctor of political science in Tsinghua University.

Beijing Third Ring Road and Shenzhen each have an independent villa.

I don't depend on my parents for these things.

I don't depend on my friends, let alone my wife.

I tried to imagine for myself.

4 1

April is not good for you,

It lied to you on the first day.

Forty two.

Food doesn't lie,

No matter how much you eat.

You won't gain weight.

43

Don't be fooled.

Their circle of friends is duplicated.

I looked it up in Xinhua dictionary.

All the words are the same.

They just messed up the order.

Forty-four

Are you tired of brushing your circle of friends all day?

Everyone is lying to you, only I really love you.

This circle of friends is set to be visible only to you.

When you see it, please hit your head against the wall with all your strength.

Look, there are countless stars in front of you.

These are all my blessings.

45

Someone just sent me a message asking for my address.

Why do I need an address,

He said that school would start soon,

Other children have gifts at the beginning of school, so should you.

Oh, my God,

If today is not April Fool's Day, I will be moved to tears.

46

Why don't you lie to me,

Not tomorrow.

47

My liver doesn't seem to be well, because I often stay up late.

Can everyone call me sweetheart?

48

At my age, it doesn't matter if love comes a little late.

But if the wilderness doesn't come, the middle way is really gone.

Forty nine

Today, a man forced me to take off my clothes.

There was a trace of determination in his eyes,

I looked at him and dared not speak.

He came up to my ear and said:

You should also wear level 3 armor.

50

If you have a girl you like,

Give her a lipstick,

At least tomorrow when she kisses someone else,

You still feel involved.

5 1

Who would have thought that the perfect girl is making friends now?

No object

52?

Many years ago, you said take care,

I haven't lost weight.

53

Broke up with her boyfriend,

He stormed out of the door.

I chased him for eight blocks.

Go get the door back

54?

April Fool's Day is most afraid that the boss will say overtime.

Not not going, not not going.

55

I am a lonely tree,

Standing on the roadside for thousands of years,

Waiting alone,

Just one day, when you walk by me,

Love you,

If I can't beat you, it's all in vain.

Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's trick routine 1

Call and say: XXX is looking for you, and the phone has reached me. Please call me back. You'll know it's a joke when the other party calls back.

2

Call and say I'm downstairs. When the other party arrives, tell him to play games at home. Hehe, the little joke is over. Don't make such jokes at night, especially timid or girls. After all, safety is the most important thing.

three

Put some ketchup on your fingers (don't exaggerate, it will scare each other, that's what it means, but don't joke. ), when the other party hurriedly brought the medicine box to prepare for dressing, it can be calmly erased.

four

Early in the morning, I met my colleague (joking, good relationship) and said, the leader wants to see you. Colleagues know a joke when they come back from the leadership office.

five

Send a message to friends who like to follow the drama: the drama has been updated to the finale. Search the whole network and reply "Happy April Fool's Day".

six

In fact, there are many jokes that can enrich April Fool's Day, but remember, jokes are jokes, not too many, just be happy.

On April Fool's Day, I often play tricks on others.

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