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With a mouthful of dirty jokes, you are called "the king of dirty monsters", but you are single all your life: so you are such a Yu-Ching Fei.
first, fire again?
Half a year after the "wheat ban", Yu-Ching Fei became angry again.
His sister, Master Heng Shu, held a press conference and publicly accused her two younger brothers, fei chang and Yu-Ching Fei.
When it happened, everyone was deeply surprised. After all, the three brothers and sisters are over 2 years old, and even the youngest "little brother" is 65 years old.
how did the once brotherly love end up "fighting for money"?
Heng Shu's real name is Zhang Yanqiong, and his stage name is Fei Zhenling after his debut; Fei chang's real name is Zhang Yanming; The real name of Yu-Ching Fei is Zhang Yanting.
Among the three brothers and sisters, the elder sister was the first to make her debut. She used to be a hotel singer, an extras, and even a porn star. With all kinds of amorous feelings when she was young, Fei Zhenling was regarded as a formal artist when she signed a contract at the age of 18. Between the ages of 22 and 25, she went to Japan to develop and released five records. Because she was hot and sexy, she was called "Venus of the East".
Later, my sister returned to Taiwan Province and decided to help her talented younger brothers make their debut. With the help of her sister, fei chang, the eldest brother, gave full play to his specialty as a variety host, and later, together with Wu Zongxian, cucumber and small swallow, he was called the "three kings and one queen" in Taiwan Province's variety industry.
Yu-Ching Fei, a talented singer, was taken to the stage by his sister at the age of 18. After that, he let himself shine on the stage for 46 years.
fei chang and Yu-Ching Fei have always been grateful for their elder sister's support when they made their debut.
Later, my sister quit the entertainment circle and started to do business, but she "suffered heavy losses" and owed huge debts. It is said that most of these debts were paid by her two younger brothers.
Later, Fei Zhenling converted to Buddhism and became a Master of Constant Narration. But even if she becomes a nun, she will be the "coolest nun":
Master Heng Shu eats beef, participates in variety shows, and even acts as a jewelry spokesperson. She said that she would not be a "poor nun" but a rich and beautiful nun. It is said that one of her robes is worth more than 5 million yuan.
Just when everyone thought that the three brothers and sisters would follow their own path and spend the rest of their lives at ease, it suddenly broke out that Master Heng Shu owed 4 million usury.
In this regard, fei chang and Yu-Ching Fei said that this kind of thing has happened many times. The two brothers have been helping their sister pay her debts. Last year, she promised to handle all the debts by herself.
I didn't expect that less than a year later, she owed such a high debt, and now the two brothers who have announced their retirement unanimously decided to refuse to help her sister deal with this debt.
This made my sister very angry, so she held a press conference and even launched a live broadcast to severely criticize her two younger brothers.
Second, "Fei Yuqian"
He has retired from the Jianghu, but his story is still circulating in the Jianghu.
Although the "wheat ban" has been announced, Yu-Ching Fei has never left everyone's attention. Some time ago, because a online celebrity covered "Pruning Plums", Yu-Ching Fei had a "fire" abroad.
The bleak artistic conception of "a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint" surprised foreigners. That feeling is probably like when you see "Yuan Hua and Qiu Ya" later, you will unconsciously hear the melody of "snowflakes fluttering, the north wind whistling ...".
Speaking of Yu-Ching Fei, many people should remember the image of a suit and tie on the stage, spotless, with his head slightly raised and his face shining with holiness.
But then, everyone saw the video of Yu-Ching Fei's participation in variety shows in Taiwan Province, so Yu-Ching Fei suddenly became "Fei Yufu":
"You chase me, if you catch up with me, I will let you gnome male-"
In variety shows, Yu-Ching Fei opened his mouth with all kinds of dirty jokes, and they were both in form and spirit, saying that driving is fast and driving skills are good.
Generally speaking, if an artist's performance on the stage is quite different from his own in private, it will definitely arouse the audience's disgust. But strangely, Yu-Ching Fei is not annoying, and everyone is even deeply attracted by his performance.
Some people say that Yu-Ching Fei is the only artist who won't be scolded for telling "dirty jokes" on stage.
Perhaps this is because Yu-Ching Fei is too pure. Although he tells the dirtiest jokes, he is the most innocent person.
Seeing the purity and cleanliness of this heart, anyone will smile and want to "protect" him.
Third, love is not long
Yu-Ching Fei is 65 years old, but he has not married yet.
Some people even doubted his orientation. As a result, in the interview, "Little Brother" still replied: My body weighs more than 14 kilograms, but you only care about my meat?
Everyone who says "no marriage" may be because there is an "impossible" person hidden in his heart.
so is Yu-Ching Fei.
At that time, Yu-Ching Fei's singing became popular in Taiwan Province, and even Japanese fans came to attend his concert.
After the performance, the fan sister ran backstage and found Yu-Ching Fei. She must take a photo with him.
Life is better than not knowing each other, and knowing each other is a lifelong mistake.
Later, when Yu-Ching Fei attended the party, there was a Japanese girl named "Yasui Qian Hui" beside him, and they fell in love.
In p>1981, Yu-Ching Fei and Yasui Qian Hui held an engagement ceremony. But then, the woman's father made three demands on Yu-Ching Fei: to quit the entertainment circle, to be naturalized in Japan, and to take his mother's surname.
Such a request is tantamount to humiliation for Yu-Ching Fei, who has always been traditional in heart.
so, he chose to give up.
Yu-Ching Fei said to Qian Hui: If you want to come with me, stay; if you want to go, I will send you away.
Father's life was hard to disobey, and the girl finally left Yu-Ching Fei. Since then, Yu-Ching Fei has never married.
When he promised to record "A Thousand Miles Away" with Jay Chou, vincent fang said: Little brother almost shed tears in the recording studio.
maybe it's because of the sentence "I'll send you away, thousands of miles away".
Thankfully, Yu-Ching Fei and Qian Hui became old friends. At a concert in Yu-Ching Fei, Qian Hui came with her children, and they took a group photo backstage, just as they met at the beginning of the year.
Fourth, what did you see him do?
At the age of 64, Yu-Ching Fei announced that he would "seal wheat" and never take part in performances again, and he retired "as clean as a passerby".
As for the reason why he quit, it was because of the death of his parents.
"When my parents died, I suddenly lost my place in life. Without their attention and sharing, the gorgeous stage made me feel more lonely."
We all remembered Yu-Ching Fei's songs and those "jokes", but few people noticed that he was so lonely.
with parents, there is still room for life; When parents go, there is only a way home in life.
Yu-Ching Fei, who has been singing on the stage for 46 years, finally decided to put down the microphone and change back to "Zhang Yanting".
Master Heng Shu said that her younger brother was stingy, and she nicknamed him "China Toothbrush"-penniless.
However, Yu-Ching Fei is really not a stingy person:
In the earthquake in 28, Yu-Ching Fei silently donated more than 1 million US dollars;
Since 29, he has donated NT$ 1 million to charity every year;
Over the years, he has sponsored more than 4 poor students in the name of "Uncle Zhang" ...
The greatness of some people lies not in his high-profile announcement of what he has done, but in his efforts in unknown places.
Yu-Ching Fei, who has always been enthusiastic about public welfare, leads a very poor life: his trousers are torn and sewed, a razor has been used for five or six years, and a belt has been tied for more than ten years.
When he waved goodbye to everyone on the stage, a beam of light fell on his face. At that moment, maybe that's what Yu-Ching Fei really looked like.
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